FabSwingers.com forum: Bollocks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reading through these forums, there are so any responses to posts that are so obviously just made up for effect. Whats the point? Why do people feel it necessarily to write drivel that is clearly untrue?

Same on any forum mind, it's not just restricted to this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Wait.......... what? *Said dramatically*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would write a proper reply but at the moment I’ve got Katherine Jenkins and Charlotte Church noshing me off down Barry prom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading through these forums, there are so any responses to posts that are so obviously just made up for effect. Whats the point? Why do people feel it necessarily to write drivel that is clearly untrue?

Same on any forum mind, it's not just restricted to this site. "

I've got balls...wait, I haven't. As you were

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking bollocks is all I'm good at seeing as I don't have any real bollocks to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should all just speak with one voice and take turns sleeping in late, like shifts for the forum......

Wtaf was this post about, really??? Think....!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bolloquacious people here sometimes

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Same on any forum mind, it's not just restricted to this site. "

Sometimes it's funny drivel tbf.

Someone nick yer porridge?

Have a cuppa and a wee lie down, you'll feel much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should all just speak with one voice and take turns sleeping in late, like shifts for the forum......

Wtaf was this post about, really??? Think....!!!! "

Can the voice be Brian Blessed's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should all just speak with one voice and take turns sleeping in late, like shifts for the forum......

Wtaf was this post about, really??? Think....!!!!

Can the voice be Brian Blessed's?"

We'd have to vote on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whodyanickyabollocov

A Russia with 3 testicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just emptied mine thanks

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By *astledking19TV/TS
over a year ago

buckingham

Funny old word is ‘bollocks’

Now, the word has many meanings listen here and you'll agree,

if you say you've "dropped a bollock" then you mucked it up you see

if you give someone "a bollocking" then you've really told them off,

and you know you've had a good giggle when you've "laughed your bollocks off"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up. "

Was that what he meant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant? "

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...???? "

There are some perfectly cromulent posts to these threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

There are some perfectly cromulent posts to these threads"

Thanks for the new word

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

There are some perfectly cromulent posts to these threads

Thanks for the new word

Thank the Simpsons for cromulent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn something every day, even on a bollocks post like this....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's still just bollocks though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same on any forum mind, it's not just restricted to this site. "

People elaborate to make them seem better to others, no need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...???? "

We'd continue to talk about world politics like we always do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Bollocks removed by poster at 18/04/19 20:08:43]"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Popcorn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's still just bollocks though"

Maybe I'm just pretending to learn, for effect like....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

We'd continue to talk about world politics like we always do?

I guess I could go back to asking you to fuck me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently traveling through time on the back of a magic kidney bean. I'll let you know last week OP how I feel about this.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"It's still just bollocks though

Maybe I'm just pretending to learn, for effect like....

It does embiggen the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's still just bollocks though

Maybe I'm just pretending to learn, for effect like....

It does embiggen the mind

Fuck you with your clever cloggedness...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

We'd continue to talk about world politics like we always do?

I guess I could go back to asking you to fuck me......

Go back to? You asked me last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

We'd continue to talk about world politics like we always do?

I guess I could go back to asking you to fuck me......

Go back to? You asked me last night. "

Fair point.....

....maybe just up the frequency, like a full on charm attack.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you so sure it's untrue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

We'd continue to talk about world politics like we always do?

I guess I could go back to asking you to fuck me......

Go back to? You asked me last night.

Fair point.....

....maybe just up the frequency, like a full on charm attack..... "

*block user

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"It's still just bollocks though

Maybe I'm just pretending to learn, for effect like....

It does embiggen the mind

Fuck you with your clever cloggedness...!

Well... talking bollocks is just another form of circumlocution

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge. "

Chill and take the forums for the bollocks they are ... although there so nuggets of value in there

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not to be taken seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and to the OP I guess some people feel the need to contribute but also seem interesting so if their own experience is lacking then they make things up.

Was that what he meant?

It'd be a shite if there weren't some blatant fabricators in here....

....what would you and I talk about off here...????

We'd continue to talk about world politics like we always do?

I guess I could go back to asking you to fuck me......

Go back to? You asked me last night.

Fair point.....

....maybe just up the frequency, like a full on charm attack.....

*block user"

You couldn't if you tried..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge. "

I liked it. It's what makes this place, and at least you're brave enough to post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge.

Chill and take the forums for the bollocks they are ... although there so nuggets of value in there

If only the forum was magnificent bollocks in everyone's eyes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge.

Chill and take the forums for the bollocks they are ... although there so nuggets of value in there

If only the forum was magnificent bollocks in everyone's eyes..... "

That sounds a bit wrong and keep the kinky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty - my mythomania knows no bounds

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge.

Chill and take the forums for the bollocks they are ... although there so nuggets of value in there

If only the forum was magnificent bollocks in everyone's eyes.....

That sounds a bit wrong and keep the kinky...

Well if that's where you like bollocks ... who are we to judge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge. "

No, you’ve come across as great fun and really lighthearted, all the qualities women look for in a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok, I'll accept that was a cantankerous post.

I'll eat my porridge.

Chill and take the forums for the bollocks they are ... although there so nuggets of value in there

If only the forum was magnificent bollocks in everyone's eyes.....

That sounds a bit wrong and keep the kinky...

Well if that's where you like bollocks ... who are we to judge??"

I do like a tear or two dripping down my balls. Occasionally I'll use it as lube.....

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