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"Full service room service, please. Pretty much the same order as for the spa. "So you'd like a pampered princess full five star resort? And whereabouts in the world would you care to be? Or does the place really matter? Is it more the experience that matters? | |||
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"Naked staff. Hot ones. Who don't mind you touching. " Your only request? I need more to work with than that Rubi  | |||
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"All inclusive, somewhere hot on a beachfront "Can't beat Southern Spain for a bit beachfront of all inclusive Are you a Marbella? Or Torremolinos kind of gal? | |||
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"Is this the same travel operator as the one that organised a holiday to Benidorm or somewhere similar? If so... " Nope, total amateur that bloke  | |||
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"Can we have a dishy male lifeguard please? I’m a weak swimmer "All lifeguards in every location will be fully trained and totally sexy. I've seen to it myself. Wait till you see the uniforms. | |||
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"Ladyboy bukakee lounge plz " Ahh.. Total filth! The Grand Canyon resort. | |||
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"Is this the same travel operator as the one that organised a holiday to Benidorm or somewhere similar? If so... Nope, total amateur that bloke "He was kind of cute though. Okay, I want somewhere hot. With a lovely white sands beach. Ooo and lots of interesting cultural stuff. You need to somehow make it a bit sexy as well. Such a demanding woman. | |||
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"Can we have a dishy male lifeguard please? I’m a weak swimmer
All lifeguards in every location will be fully trained and totally sexy. I've seen to it myself. Wait till you see the uniforms."Will you model them for me? I do adore thighs in short shorts  | |||
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"Hello, I'd love a simple log cabin, in the middle of the woods, please. Something Nordic. With a log burner and an outdoor hot tub please. Thank you. I just need the right man to join me... "We've a sexy Scandy village nestled at the end of a Norweigen fjord. Weekly highlight is a row out to flash the passing cruise ship. Open all year round for the horny Huggë. | |||
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"Very long sleep. And spooning session before and after  "Like I said to Rubi, I need more info if I'm going to get my commission.. I mean.. you get your dream hol. | |||
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"Full service room service, please. Pretty much the same order as for the spa.
So you'd like a pampered princess full five star resort? And whereabouts in the world would you care to be? Or does the place really matter? Is it more the experience that matters?"I hate long flights but I'd like to imagine this on a beautiful island in the Maldives. | |||
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"Is this the same travel operator as the one that organised a holiday to Benidorm or somewhere similar? If so... Nope, total amateur that bloke
He was kind of cute though.
Okay, I want somewhere hot. With a lovely white sands beach. Ooo and lots of interesting cultural stuff. You need to somehow make it a bit sexy as well. Such a demanding woman."Hot, cultural and white sandy beaches? Anywhere in the Carribean or Gulf of Mexico could be a contender. With rich history of colonisation and Empires clashing. Rich in flora and fauna both above and below the ocean. How busy a holiday maker are you? | |||
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"Can we have a dishy male lifeguard please? I’m a weak swimmer
All lifeguards in every location will be fully trained and totally sexy. I've seen to it myself. Wait till you see the uniforms.
Will you model them for me? I do adore thighs in short shorts "I will indeed (anything for a sale). *Ghengis tips off his smart trousers and reveals the shortest of red Baywatch shorts. Slowly teasing the buttons apart on his shirt to reveal.. no.. not Superman.. but the Baywatch yellow vest. | |||
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"Very long sleep. And spooning session before and after
Like I said to Rubi, I need more info if I'm going to get my commission.. I mean.. you get your dream hol."So am I in for a good session? | |||
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"Full service room service, please. Pretty much the same order as for the spa.
So you'd like a pampered princess full five star resort? And whereabouts in the world would you care to be? Or does the place really matter? Is it more the experience that matters?
I hate long flights but I'd like to imagine this on a beautiful island in the Maldives.
"And how would you like to pay for this holiday Lickety? Cash? Card? | |||
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"Fully stocked campervan and two doggy passports please... I've a planet to go explore." I like you.. *Ghengis takes you to one side and whispers* Me and some mates are setting off in some campers of our own as soon as the holiday season is over. World tour, everything is free out of season. Drop in drop out.. convoy Wanna come? | |||
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"I want a holiday for three, somewhere hot and secluded, with amazing views and no other living soul in sight. I don't mind camping etc, but with no nasty biting bugs please. " This may sound odd, but how do you feel about the desert? Care to hear me out? | |||
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"Full service room service, please. Pretty much the same order as for the spa.
So you'd like a pampered princess full five star resort? And whereabouts in the world would you care to be? Or does the place really matter? Is it more the experience that matters?
I hate long flights but I'd like to imagine this on a beautiful island in the Maldives.
And how would you like to pay for this holiday Lickety? Cash? Card? "Always card, for the added insurance cover. Just in case you rip me off. | |||
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"Hello, I'd love a simple log cabin, in the middle of the woods, please. Something Nordic. With a log burner and an outdoor hot tub please. Thank you. I just need the right man to join me...
We've a sexy Scandy village nestled at the end of a Norweigen fjord. Weekly highlight is a row out to flash the passing cruise ship. Open all year round for the horny Huggë."Thank you, GK. No village or cruise ships required. Just the man.. | |||
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"Very long sleep. And spooning session before and after
Like I said to Rubi, I need more info if I'm going to get my commission.. I mean.. you get your dream hol.
So am I in for a good session? "I'm a holiday vendor. This is FabHolidays. We provide the venue, you make your own luck What do you take me for?  A pimp? How very dare you! 
*Ghengis takes you aside*
Though I dare say Madam, if I may be so bold. A woman of your magnificent credentials should have no problem with a little spoonage at any one of our many resorts. | |||
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"A beautiful naturist beach !" Sorry Missed you. How very rude of me. All our resorts with access to lake, river, sea and ocean have a naked area. Cared for to the same high standards, in fact we prefer our naturist customers, they leave less litter. | |||
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"Full service room service, please. Pretty much the same order as for the spa.
So you'd like a pampered princess full five star resort? And whereabouts in the world would you care to be? Or does the place really matter? Is it more the experience that matters?
I hate long flights but I'd like to imagine this on a beautiful island in the Maldives.
And how would you like to pay for this holiday Lickety? Cash? Card?
Always card, for the added insurance cover. Just in case you rip me off.
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"Very long sleep. And spooning session before and after
Like I said to Rubi, I need more info if I'm going to get my commission.. I mean.. you get your dream hol.
So am I in for a good session?
I'm a holiday vendor. This is FabHolidays. We provide the venue, you make your own luck What do you take me for? A pimp? How very dare you!
*Ghengis takes you aside*
Though I dare say Madam, if I may be so bold. A woman of your magnificent credentials should have no problem with a little spoonage at any one of our many resorts."Much obliged. | |||
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"A beautiful naturist beach ! Sorry Missed you. How very rude of me. All our resorts with access to lake, river, sea and ocean have a naked area. Cared for to the same high standards, in fact we prefer our naturist customers, they leave less litter."Sounds perfect! Naked swimming is the best feeling! | |||
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"Hello, I'd love a simple log cabin, in the middle of the woods, please. Something Nordic. With a log burner and an outdoor hot tub please. Thank you. I just need the right man to join me...
We've a sexy Scandy village nestled at the end of a Norweigen fjord. Weekly highlight is a row out to flash the passing cruise ship. Open all year round for the horny Huggë.
Thank you, GK.
No village or cruise ships required. Just the man.."Like I said before. We can only supply the location and service. You have to make your own luck. *Or.. I can start my own underground matchmaking holiday service* Would you mind if i took some information for our customer records? What kind of man would you like? | |||
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"I want a holiday for three, somewhere hot and secluded, with amazing views and no other living soul in sight. I don't mind camping etc, but with no nasty biting bugs please. This may sound odd, but how do you feel about the desert? Care to hear me out?" OK I'm not immediately opposed, sell it to me | |||
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"I'd like a log cabin holiday with a side order of 4 or 5 outdoorsy type fellas who don't mind sharing, preferably with some musical talent for singing round the camp fire. It needs to be somewhere warm enough for skinny dipping and bbqs but cool enough for open fires and blankets. Work your magic for me Mighty Genghis "I'd take you to Germany in the Summer.. I mean.. I'd reccomend our German resort in the Hartz mountains. Even if the fellow holiday makers don't catch your eye. There are plenty of 6ft, Adonis types wandering the rugged summer terrain. Kayaking, abseiling, log cabins, lake swimming, skinny dipping. That or one of the ski resorts. Inland Southern Spain Is another option if you want it that tad hotter. | |||
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"After the day I've had/having anywhere warm and sunny, as long as I have an apartment with a fully stocked fridge, a balcony with a beautiful view, a pool and a beach within walking distance and a good bit of cultural nightlife.... I'll leave that in your capable hands my handsome xx" Would you come to Copa Cobana beach with me during Carnivaaal? Like ASAP? | |||
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"Naked staff. Hot ones. Who don't mind you touching. " Applying for a job xx | |||
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"I'd like a log cabin holiday with a side order of 4 or 5 outdoorsy type fellas who don't mind sharing, preferably with some musical talent for singing round the camp fire. It needs to be somewhere warm enough for skinny dipping and bbqs but cool enough for open fires and blankets. Work your magic for me Mighty Genghis
I'd take you to Germany in the Summer.. I mean.. I'd reccomend our German resort in the Hartz mountains. Even if the fellow holiday makers don't catch your eye. There are plenty of 6ft, Adonis types wandering the rugged summer terrain. Kayaking, abseiling, log cabins, lake swimming, skinny dipping. That or one of the ski resorts.
Inland Southern Spain Is another option if you want it that tad hotter. "Sounds perfect, I'll take the camper and go the long way round | |||
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"An island in Thailand, beautiful hotel, all inclusive with beautiful people. Staff are sexy and uniform is red bikinis or short shorts for the ladies to enjoy. Complimentary nuru massages included hehe "You'll have to pay extra if you want the all inclusive nuru visits to your bedroom each morning. Go Fuckit resort on Kho Pukhet. | |||
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"A beautiful naturist beach ! Sorry Missed you. How very rude of me. All our resorts with access to lake, river, sea and ocean have a naked area. Cared for to the same high standards, in fact we prefer our naturist customers, they leave less litter.
Sounds perfect! Naked swimming is the best feeling!"Which part of the world my Dear? What else fills you with passion? If you don't tell me, I'll book you on most expensive one (mega comish) | |||
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"I want a holiday for three, somewhere hot and secluded, with amazing views and no other living soul in sight. I don't mind camping etc, but with no nasty biting bugs please. This may sound odd, but how do you feel about the desert? Care to hear me out? OK I'm not immediately opposed, sell it to me "Fly out to Doha, Qatar. Hook up with local Rugby club. Take a 4x4 off-road desert convoy down to Southern inland sea. On the way you can try a bit of dune bashing off roading. Sand boarding and night camping (never seen a night sky like a desert night sky). Bugs and beasts are about, but the desert is a safe place with a good guide. We sleep on the roofracks of the 4x4s, mattress provided. Then there's the option to go to Las Hut. A remote island known only to smugglers and pearl fisherman. Camp the night. Deep sea and beach fishing. Snorkelling like you wouldn't believe. Are you sold? | |||
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"I want a holiday for three, somewhere hot and secluded, with amazing views and no other living soul in sight. I don't mind camping etc, but with no nasty biting bugs please. This may sound odd, but how do you feel about the desert? Care to hear me out? OK I'm not immediately opposed, sell it to me
Fly out to Doha, Qatar. Hook up with local Rugby club. Take a 4x4 off-road desert convoy down to Southern inland sea. On the way you can try a bit of dune bashing off roading. Sand boarding and night camping (never seen a night sky like a desert night sky). Bugs and beasts are about, but the desert is a safe place with a good guide. We sleep on the roofracks of the 4x4s, mattress provided.
Then there's the option to go to Las Hut. A remote island known only to smugglers and pearl fisherman. Camp the night. Deep sea and beach fishing. Snorkelling like you wouldn't believe.
Are you sold?"More cultural options are available. Camp with the Bedhouin. Try falconry. Nature guides. **Any open sexual acts or public nudity will result in immideate beheading. | |||
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"Naked staff. Hot ones. Who don't mind you touching. Applying for a job xx" Squaddy? You may be vice-manager if your ex army lol I'll put in charge of stuff like that | |||
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"I'd like a log cabin holiday with a side order of 4 or 5 outdoorsy type fellas who don't mind sharing, preferably with some musical talent for singing round the camp fire. It needs to be somewhere warm enough for skinny dipping and bbqs but cool enough for open fires and blankets. Work your magic for me Mighty Genghis
I'd take you to Germany in the Summer.. I mean.. I'd reccomend our German resort in the Hartz mountains. Even if the fellow holiday makers don't catch your eye. There are plenty of 6ft, Adonis types wandering the rugged summer terrain. Kayaking, abseiling, log cabins, lake swimming, skinny dipping. That or one of the ski resorts.
Inland Southern Spain Is another option if you want it that tad hotter.
Sounds perfect, I'll take the camper and go the long way round "Sold! To the lady with the beautiful bottom. | |||
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"Naked staff. Hot ones. Who don't mind you touching. Applying for a job xx Squaddy? You may be vice-manager if your ex army lol I'll put in charge of stuff like that "As long as its a hands on role | |||
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"I want a holiday for three, somewhere hot and secluded, with amazing views and no other living soul in sight. I don't mind camping etc, but with no nasty biting bugs please. This may sound odd, but how do you feel about the desert? Care to hear me out? OK I'm not immediately opposed, sell it to me
Fly out to Doha, Qatar. Hook up with local Rugby club. Take a 4x4 off-road desert convoy down to Southern inland sea. On the way you can try a bit of dune bashing off roading. Sand boarding and night camping (never seen a night sky like a desert night sky). Bugs and beasts are about, but the desert is a safe place with a good guide. We sleep on the roofracks of the 4x4s, mattress provided.
Then there's the option to go to Las Hut. A remote island known only to smugglers and pearl fisherman. Camp the night. Deep sea and beach fishing. Snorkelling like you wouldn't believe.
Are you sold?
More cultural options are available. Camp with the Bedhouin. Try falconry. Nature guides.
**Any open sexual acts or public nudity will result in immideate beheading."You had me at Rugby club | |||
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"After the day I've had/having anywhere warm and sunny, as long as I have an apartment with a fully stocked fridge, a balcony with a beautiful view, a pool and a beach within walking distance and a good bit of cultural nightlife.... I'll leave that in your capable hands my handsome xx Would you come to Copa Cobana beach with me during Carnivaaal? Like ASAP?" I'm there....packing my bags right now!!!!! | |||
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"I want a holiday for three, somewhere hot and secluded, with amazing views and no other living soul in sight. I don't mind camping etc, but with no nasty biting bugs please. This may sound odd, but how do you feel about the desert? Care to hear me out? OK I'm not immediately opposed, sell it to me
Fly out to Doha, Qatar. Hook up with local Rugby club. Take a 4x4 off-road desert convoy down to Southern inland sea. On the way you can try a bit of dune bashing off roading. Sand boarding and night camping (never seen a night sky like a desert night sky). Bugs and beasts are about, but the desert is a safe place with a good guide. We sleep on the roofracks of the 4x4s, mattress provided.
Then there's the option to go to Las Hut. A remote island known only to smugglers and pearl fisherman. Camp the night. Deep sea and beach fishing. Snorkelling like you wouldn't believe.
Are you sold?
More cultural options are available. Camp with the Bedhouin. Try falconry. Nature guides.
**Any open sexual acts or public nudity will result in immideate beheading.
You had me at Rugby club "Does the risk of having your head lobbed off add or subtract? Or are you still hearing rugby club? Easy sale lol.. For your peace of mind. Our guide is culturally sensitive and would take all nessercary measures to protect you.. and the god fearing locals from your blasphemy. | |||
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"After the day I've had/having anywhere warm and sunny, as long as I have an apartment with a fully stocked fridge, a balcony with a beautiful view, a pool and a beach within walking distance and a good bit of cultural nightlife.... I'll leave that in your capable hands my handsome xx Would you come to Copa Cobana beach with me during Carnivaaal? Like ASAP? I'm there....packing my bags right now!!!!!" I thought about somewhere with sugar skulls, but thought we could just make our own in Braaasil. | |||
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"Holiday for two. Idyllic location golden sands and beaches - Lagoons for swimming and sunbathing- all naturist friendly of course - facility with sports and exercise options - fabulous restaurants with top end cocktails and good wines- naturist spa and massage facilities - possibility to meet other like-minded folk for hedonistic encounters - places of historical interest and natural beauty." Isn't there a place called Hedonism in Jamaica? Well forget about Jamaica.. so last year. Pidgeon Point in Tobago is our new premier playground. Witchdoctors go free | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x" I'd have recommended the Middle Earstern rugby club trip I sold earlier, but there's no cocktails served on that one. The resort I just suggested to the Witchdoctor would meet your needs, though we do have a jewel in the East. The Fuck it Resort in Phuket. | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x" Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?  | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op? "Desire RM Cancun ? | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op? "Yes, if you book in pairs, the second gets half price. Costs the most for single men. Incidentally, price is exactly the same for men. | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op? "We'd have a scream on holiday together x | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?
Yes, if you book in pairs, the second gets half price. Costs the most for single men. Incidentally, price is exactly the same for men. "Misleading mistake there.. let's leave it as is | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?
We'd have a scream on holiday together x"Next year babe! I’m either winning the lottery or writing a bestseller! Mystic Meg hasn’t decided which yet! | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?
Desire RM Cancun ? "Well if I wasn’t too old I’d offer to be your pa for your Cancun holiday! | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?
Yes, if you book in pairs, the second gets half price. Costs the most for single men. Incidentally, price is exactly the same for men.
Misleading mistake there.. let's leave it as is "Ok op - find us a couple of hot guys to go with (your welcome to be one of them) - and we’ll overlook your error! | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?
Yes, if you book in pairs, the second gets half price. Costs the most for single men. Incidentally, price is exactly the same for men.
Misleading mistake there.. let's leave it as is
Ok op - find us a couple of hot guys to go with (your welcome to be one of them) - and we’ll overlook your error! "**Newsflash** Your resort is now fully booked following your antics on the thread. Lurkers are showing the power of their purse. I'm afraid it's you two and a island full of men | |||
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"Mmmm I would like an ocean view suite complete with hot tub, all inclusive using decent spirits, private beach with day beds and waiter service, clothing optional wirh a lot of entertainment options, spa and other fun activities lol xx " Are you choosy about the climate? Nordic? Alpine? Forest? Desert? Island? | |||
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"Can I just take you Op, to Paradise  " Yes. Provided I don't have travel, got dollar to make selling these vacations. Mans gotta earn. It's dog eat dog in the real world. | |||
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"Can I just take you Op, to Paradise Yes. Provided I don't have travel, got dollar to make selling these vacations. Mans gotta earn. It's dog eat dog in the real world."Jeeze, playing hard to get and a skinflint. Please just book me on the Trans-Siberian Express to Irkutsk, visiting Unesco-listed Lake Baikal and the Chuysky Tract road. You should make a fair whack of commission on this trip. | |||
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"Hello, I'd love a simple log cabin, in the middle of the woods, please. Something Nordic. With a log burner and an outdoor hot tub please. Thank you. I just need the right man to join me... "Depends if you want the wrong man for the right reasons
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"Can I just take you Op, to Paradise Yes. Provided I don't have travel, got dollar to make selling these vacations. Mans gotta earn. It's dog eat dog in the real world.
Jeeze, playing hard to get and a skinflint.
Please just book me on the Trans-Siberian Express to Irkutsk, visiting Unesco-listed Lake Baikal and the Chuysky Tract road. You should make a fair whack of commission on this trip. "Oooh good choices. I might tag along after all. Can we journey on into Mongolia? I can show you where I milked my first horse | |||
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"Holiday for two. Idyllic location golden sands and beaches - Lagoons for swimming and sunbathing- all naturist friendly of course - facility with sports and exercise options - fabulous restaurants with top end cocktails and good wines- naturist spa and massage facilities - possibility to meet other like-minded folk for hedonistic encounters - places of historical interest and natural beauty. Isn't there a place called Hedonism in Jamaica? Well forget about Jamaica.. so last year. Pidgeon Point in Tobago is our new premier playground. Witchdoctors go free "Pigeon point. I’m trying to get away from those feckers  | |||
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"Fully stocked campervan and two doggy passports please... I've a planet to go explore. I like you.. *Ghengis takes you to one side and whispers* Me and some mates are setting off in some campers of our own as soon as the holiday season is over. World tour, everything is free out of season. Drop in drop out.. convoy Wanna come?"If my fuzzbucket mutts are welcome too? Hell yes | |||
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"Mmmm I would like an ocean view suite complete with hot tub, all inclusive using decent spirits, private beach with day beds and waiter service, clothing optional wirh a lot of entertainment options, spa and other fun activities lol xx Are you choosy about the climate? Nordic? Alpine? Forest? Desert? Island? " Island would be nice xx But then could try something different and go with a cottage in the middle of a forest, tbh that sounds a better option right now xx | |||
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"Hello, I'd love a simple log cabin, in the middle of the woods, please. Something Nordic. With a log burner and an outdoor hot tub please. Thank you. I just need the right man to join me...
Depends if you want the wrong man for the right reasons
I have speedos "You won't need your speedos | |||
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"Mountain resort with daily nuru massages, each day a hottie from different ethnicity giving the massage "Might have to learn nuru just for when it's your celtic day | |||
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"Mountain resort with daily nuru massages, each day a hottie from different ethnicity giving the massage
Might have to learn nuru just for when it's your celtic day "Haha I only just read yours, hope I count as outdoorsy | |||
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"Mountain resort with daily nuru massages, each day a hottie from different ethnicity giving the massage
Might have to learn nuru just for when it's your celtic day
Haha I only just read yours, hope I count as outdoorsy "Hell yeah you do Luci | |||
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"Mountain resort with daily nuru massages, each day a hottie from different ethnicity giving the massage "I know of a little place called Nirvana. Nestled somewhere deep in the Himalayan Range. | |||
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"Mmmm I would like an ocean view suite complete with hot tub, all inclusive using decent spirits, private beach with day beds and waiter service, clothing optional wirh a lot of entertainment options, spa and other fun activities lol xx Are you choosy about the climate? Nordic? Alpine? Forest? Desert? Island? Island would be nice xx But then could try something different and go with a cottage in the middle of a forest, tbh that sounds a better option right now xx" North American summer/winter lodge with burly, manly locals? Or more Scandy style? | |||
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"Hello, I'd love a simple log cabin, in the middle of the woods, please. Something Nordic. With a log burner and an outdoor hot tub please. Thank you. I just need the right man to join me...
Depends if you want the wrong man for the right reasons
I have speedos
You won't need your speedos "You need an ice bucket, not a log burner hot stuff | |||
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"I'm torn between an easy relaxing beach holiday warm waters white beaches. Being able to totter off to see some interesting sights. Maybe old monuments that kind if stuff. Or the Norther Lights. Love to see that spectacle. Maybe you could arrange both. I'd need a good deal though as I'm pretty skint." Bali is a wonderful place to go wandering safely off path and has lush beaches, they're not all white though. Mates rates | |||
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"Ah dude, forested area with fairytale cottage and the added option of walking with wolves! Think Red Riding Hood cottage but with more wolves than one big bad one "There are a number of beautiful women requesting the same kind of forest lodge holiday. All looking for the right guy to go on their hols with. Has the wolf not caught the scent of the hunt? | |||
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"I'm torn between an easy relaxing beach holiday warm waters white beaches. Being able to totter off to see some interesting sights. Maybe old monuments that kind if stuff. Or the Norther Lights. Love to see that spectacle. Maybe you could arrange both. I'd need a good deal though as I'm pretty skint. Bali is a wonderful place to go wandering safely off path and has lush beaches, they're not all white though. Mates rates "Done deal | |||
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"Ah dude, forested area with fairytale cottage and the added option of walking with wolves! Think Red Riding Hood cottage but with more wolves than one big bad one
There are a number of beautiful women requesting the same kind of forest lodge holiday. All looking for the right guy to go on their hols with. Has the wolf not caught the scent of the hunt?"It's in the air my friend | |||
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"After the day I've had/having anywhere warm and sunny, as long as I have an apartment with a fully stocked fridge, a balcony with a beautiful view, a pool and a beach within walking distance and a good bit of cultural nightlife.... I'll leave that in your capable hands my handsome xx Would you come to Copa Cobana beach with me during Carnivaaal? Like ASAP? I'm there....packing my bags right now!!!!! I thought about somewhere with sugar skulls, but thought we could just make our own in Braaasil. " Oh yes for definite and I'm sure there will be many rum bottles to decorate too xx | |||
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"After the day I've had/having anywhere warm and sunny, as long as I have an apartment with a fully stocked fridge, a balcony with a beautiful view, a pool and a beach within walking distance and a good bit of cultural nightlife.... I'll leave that in your capable hands my handsome xx Would you come to Copa Cobana beach with me during Carnivaaal? Like ASAP? I'm there....packing my bags right now!!!!! I thought about somewhere with sugar skulls, but thought we could just make our own in Braaasil. Oh yes for definite and I'm sure there will be many rum bottles to decorate too xx" oh yes Rum.. paint.. hot country.. carnivaal.. body paint.. dress up.. dance.. be sexy | |||
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"Well my skin is looking a bit dull! so lots of sun, historical architecture, culture, rum and music I dance until I sweat my clothes off!! Pretty please "There is nowhere better to drink rum than with pirates in the Carribean. It has everything. Every flavour. Though rum can be enjoyed in many a place. | |||
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"After the day I've had/having anywhere warm and sunny, as long as I have an apartment with a fully stocked fridge, a balcony with a beautiful view, a pool and a beach within walking distance and a good bit of cultural nightlife.... I'll leave that in your capable hands my handsome xx Would you come to Copa Cobana beach with me during Carnivaaal? Like ASAP? I'm there....packing my bags right now!!!!! I thought about somewhere with sugar skulls, but thought we could just make our own in Braaasil. Oh yes for definite and I'm sure there will be many rum bottles to decorate too xx oh yes Rum.. paint.. hot country.. carnivaal.. body paint.. dress up.. dance.. be sexy "Haha yes, think we may need a practice run soon before jetting off? xx | |||
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"Dance studio please so I can dance with my weapon, polished floor, good sound system and maybe odd target mannequin... Oh sorry, meant to say my weapon is my gladius "And your dance school would be A Gladitorial House? Your stage, the Colluseum? | |||
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"laughter good food drinks great company and great sex... "Every resort we offer has good food and drink a plenty, like I've said above.. you make your own luck as far as company and great sex goes. We're good here at FabHolidays, but we ain't THAT good. | |||
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"An island in Thailand, beautiful hotel, all inclusive with beautiful people. Staff are sexy and uniform is red bikinis or short shorts for the ladies to enjoy. Complimentary nuru massages included hehe
You'll have to pay extra if you want the all inclusive nuru visits to your bedroom each morning. Go Fuckit resort on Kho Pukhet."That's ok you get what you pay for | |||
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"An island in Thailand, beautiful hotel, all inclusive with beautiful people. Staff are sexy and uniform is red bikinis or short shorts for the ladies to enjoy. Complimentary nuru massages included hehe
You'll have to pay extra if you want the all inclusive nuru visits to your bedroom each morning. Go Fuckit resort on Kho Pukhet.
That's ok you get what you pay for"You do indeed. | |||
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"An island in Thailand, beautiful hotel, all inclusive with beautiful people. Staff are sexy and uniform is red bikinis or short shorts for the ladies to enjoy. Complimentary nuru massages included hehe
You'll have to pay extra if you want the all inclusive nuru visits to your bedroom each morning. Go Fuckit resort on Kho Pukhet.
That's ok you get what you pay for
You do indeed."Or is it all an illusion. | |||
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"I want to lie on a hot beach and have hotties bring me cocktails. Then when it cools down I want to do some watersports, not that type ha. Then a bonfire and a barbeque in the evening and a hunk or a couple to take back to my room x Actually this sounds great! Do Miss Choosy and I get a discount if I tag along op?
Desire RM Cancun ?
Well if I wasn’t too old I’d offer to be your pa for your Cancun holiday! "Too old ? Never x Want us to make space in our room for u in July ? | |||
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"laughter good food drinks great company and great sex...
Every resort we offer has good food and drink a plenty, like I've said above.. you make your own luck as far as company and great sex goes. We're good here at FabHolidays, but we ain't THAT good."ill book elsewere then  | |||
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"Dance studio please so I can dance with my weapon, polished floor, good sound system and maybe odd target mannequin... Oh sorry, meant to say my weapon is my gladius
And your dance school would be A Gladitorial House? Your stage, the Colluseum?"Oh yes please, book me in | |||
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"Today's holiday would be camping, so we can build a fire and cook a meal over the fire and relax taking in the woodlands and surroundings with a fresh lake nearby for washing and cleaning etc... " Love camping! The outdoors just really appeals to me have a few camoing trips a year, getting back to nature and living off the land as much as possible great holiday x | |||
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