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Why arnt we born backwards?

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By *ood luking looser OP   Man
over a year ago

Town

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Coming breached is kinda tough on the birth, so I guess evolution..

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By *ood luking looser OP   Man
over a year ago

Town

Meant to say born old and get younger!

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode backwards.

Nutty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benjamin Button !

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