FabSwingers.com forum: 175 Ways to Leave your lover!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go live in a barn, Juan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a sock and tell them they’re a free elf now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Just leave, Eve

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell her it’s not her it’s you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give them a sock and tell them they’re a free elf now "

pmsl found that too funny

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go sleep in a barrel, Carol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work and don’t come back change your number so they can’t contact you

Mrscxxx

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Go off-grid, Sid.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Board a plane, Jane

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

A post it note treasure hunt around the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just not for me, Daryl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your just not for me, Daryl"

Get in the barrel with carol, Daryl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw her off a bus, Russ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off the plane, Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your just not for me, Daryl

Get in the barrel with carol, Daryl. "

And roll on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go live in the eaves, Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a hike, Mike.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hopefully not in tears

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Hopefully not in tears"

Break down in tears, Piers.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just go unlos boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to Yemen

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve dug your grave, Dave.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve dug your grave, Dave. "

Bit sinister. I’ve made myself laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to be coy Roy, show her your profile and wait for the missile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve dug your grave, Dave.

Bit sinister. I’ve made myself laugh

Both laughing and slightly freaked here lol

in a fun way

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Get out of my bed -Ted !!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Hope you fall out a hot air balloon, June

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Here’s your ticket for the train, Duane!

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Go by rail Gail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boot up the arse Lars

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Go play in front of a tram Sam

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Off you go Joe.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Get out of here, Amir

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

You’re gone Ron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head down the motorway fay

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

No need to come back, Jaq

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just go unlos boss"

Or Ross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kick in the dick, Rick

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Take your stuff and go, Flo

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Become a monk, Dunc.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just play dead, fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id goest for the behead -ted

Henry VIII

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot them in the back, Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your dad - Bradd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos all these men helen

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

With an STI, Di.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied to the bed, to await the next installment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dump them by text, Rex

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I fucked your dad - Bradd"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them to fuck off over the phone, Joan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been given the flick, Rick

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Plunge the scissors in their back, Jack

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Ghost them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart attack from a scare, Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ain't gonna work, Dirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asphixiate on a berry, Terry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say farewell, Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awfull song so I'm going long haul Paul. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of my house!

Klaus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving off in my cart...Art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spontaneous human combustion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's only been one night but I'm pretty sure I've fallen for you" - that's bound to get rid of them

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Take a long walk off a short pier dear

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm running off with Kim, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awfull song so I'm going long haul Paul. ..

Don’t have to like the song John.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've turned gay, Ray

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's not you it's me, Fi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me sick , Dick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you Lou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock him in the cellar, Stella.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

F..k off and die Guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not your kid, Sid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spontaneous human combustion?"

Be gone, Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell that fart, now depart.... Mart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss off Ross

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a villain Dillon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a bore Ivor

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Gone and joined ISIS, Chris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run away forever, Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awfull song so I'm going long haul Paul. ..

Don’t have to like the song John. "
Ok im slip sliding away ..Fay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them, it's most definitely them, not you!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Disappear off the planet, Janet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the moon, June

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now a European geezer Theresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse is too sweaty betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got Gonorreah - Leigha

And it's not from you but from Drew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send her a video of you fucking her sister!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Exhausted and sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride off on your Harley, Charlie

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Go before I call the mob Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a wank, Hank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've become a Christian, Tristan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arggh, this post won't leave my head!

I never liked your willy, Gilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a small willy, Billy

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Time to be gone, John.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Stay away from my quim, Tim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fuck off, Joph!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Get out my head Fred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just ain't that sexy, lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bore me to death - Seth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me puke, Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell of poo - Lou

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I'd rather use veg, Reg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a new lodger, Roger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 night only was the truth, Ruth

I wish you the best Tess, but you're a mess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Give them a sock and tell them they’re a free elf now "

My hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you in hell, Mel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex left me high and dry...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I've given you a chlamydia, Lydia.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Your cunt smells like cheese, louise.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Try brushing your teeth, Keith.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

You've given me Aids babes.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Your breath smells like puke, Luke.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

You made me turn gay, Fey.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Id rather wank, Frank.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Ok ok , I'll get off the loo now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your minge smells like fish, Trish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your clunge is a mess, Tess

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By *wansfeetCouple
over a year ago

Guisborough

Jog on, john.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go move in with Barry, Gary...

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By *ino70Man
over a year ago

Telford

She prefers your dad, Brad

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

I found someone more Handy, Andy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Your no longer the man...Stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You took me off your will, Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You came off the pill Jill?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Get outta my yurt Kurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off my canoe, Sue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dick is too small Paul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a row, Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ignored, ghosted and move to Manchester without telling or reasoning why.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Get ignored, ghosted and move to Manchester without telling or reasoning why."

... Fry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get ignored, ghosted and move to Manchester without telling or reasoning why.

... Fry"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of my fanny Danny

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I had your mums bum, and gave your sis my jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your mate in the park, Mark.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

I hooked up with a noobie, Rubi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hooked up with a noobie, Rubi..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head back to Alabama, MC Hammer

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I fucked your dad - Bradd

I fucked your mum hun

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

See you on the 12th of never, Trevor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cum tastes like gravy Davie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve told you the score Theodore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sex game is lame, Tame

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Get out of dodge, rodg

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I fucked another mister, Esther

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Cut it....muppet

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Take it up the bum chum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your man wang has smeg, Greg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dripping exhausted mess jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back under your rock, Jock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've the plague, Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go get lost in a gallery Valerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whys you clit green christine

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Give them the heave ho, Jo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like Ebola, Lola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun in hell, Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather eat cake, Jake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bum is too hairy, Mary

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I think you've the plague, Craig "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You've got a small dick Patrick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shall I start a part 2 Lou, or quit while I’m a head Fred ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just not my dish, Trish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my toys more. Sorry love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't make me spaff, Cath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your sister she takes it up the arse and didn't mind me shoving my cock in her mouth for a clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your chilli just doesn't do it for me Willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're worse than a wank, Frank.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Leaving your panties out on the radiator to dry while your wife is away for the weekend. Then forgetting about them until she discoverers them not knowing you've taken up cross dressing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked your sister she takes it up the arse and didn't mind me shoving my cock in her mouth for a clean "

Dean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't spend your time having a wank over Frank u skank

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Meet Steve, Eve.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

End the thread, Fred.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

You've just got too fat, Pat.

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