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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...you daft teabag

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes "

I’ve told you if we ever go shopping I’m taking my badge ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks "

Trust me your not

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I have a mate, he used to go into Boots looking for make up saying his dad is a TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mate, he used to go into Boots looking for make up saying his dad is a TV"
a mate eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The muggles? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The muggles? What's that?"
people who are embarrassed by the sex word

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word"

I thought it was non-wizard folk.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West


"I have a mate, he used to go into Boots looking for make up saying his dad is a TVa mate eh "
He was what 14 at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word

I thought it was non-wizard folk."

that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word"

You're 39.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word

I thought it was non-wizard folk.that too "

Thank fuck for that, or I have been reading Harry Potter wrong for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word

You're 39."

i know i am im not the embarrassed one

I enjoyed being childish tho it made me laugh all afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word

I thought it was non-wizard folk.that too

Thank fuck for that, or I have been reading Harry Potter wrong for years "

dont get me started on that ginger ron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word

I thought it was non-wizard folk.that too

Thank fuck for that, or I have been reading Harry Potter wrong for years dont get me started on that ginger ron "

Do do Ron Ron ....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The muggles? What's that?people who are embarrassed by the sex word

I thought it was non-wizard folk.that too

Thank fuck for that, or I have been reading Harry Potter wrong for years dont get me started on that ginger ron "

Nothing wrong with ginger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks "

I think there's a difference between embarrassing a friend r relative and someone doing their job. Sorry but the scenario you've given just doesn't seem funny to me, more immature and somewhat mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With comedically genius stunts like that you should have your own sketch show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks

I think there's a difference between embarrassing a friend r relative and someone doing their job. Sorry but the scenario you've given just doesn't seem funny to me, more immature and somewhat mean"

defo imature but if you put your hand on your shoulder slide it down the back of your arm theres a bendy bit somewhere in there are your funny bones mean

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You could have said ‘popping candy for popping Candy’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With comedically genius stunts like that you should have your own sketch show. "

I cannot lie this should be done but tv folks dont trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks

I think there's a difference between embarrassing a friend r relative and someone doing their job. Sorry but the scenario you've given just doesn't seem funny to me, more immature and somewhat meandefo imature but if you put your hand on your shoulder slide it down the back of your arm theres a bendy bit somewhere in there are your funny bones mean "

I think it's less about me having no sense of humour and more about me having a basic level of respect for random people doing their job.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks

I think there's a difference between embarrassing a friend r relative and someone doing their job. Sorry but the scenario you've given just doesn't seem funny to me, more immature and somewhat meandefo imature but if you put your hand on your shoulder slide it down the back of your arm theres a bendy bit somewhere in there are your funny bones mean

I think it's less about me having no sense of humour and more about me having a basic level of respect for random people doing their job."

Agreed BM. But your comments are lost here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot be the only one who likes to embarrass folks

I think there's a difference between embarrassing a friend r relative and someone doing their job. Sorry but the scenario you've given just doesn't seem funny to me, more immature and somewhat meandefo imature but if you put your hand on your shoulder slide it down the back of your arm theres a bendy bit somewhere in there are your funny bones mean

I think it's less about me having no sense of humour and more about me having a basic level of respect for random people doing their job."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me "

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts. "

Did it have to be?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?! "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope."

Good good

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good "

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit. "

Yup

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup"

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes "

And if she had taken you to the baking aisle, would the scenario played out the same way?

Just wondering...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... "

whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

And if she had taken you to the baking aisle, would the scenario played out the same way?

Just wondering..."

was a young lad not a girl

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Not even funny and bored of the relationship to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im starting to think jebus has sucked the fun out of people this week

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine"

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Im starting to think jebus has sucked the fun out of people this week"

Your idea of fun is not everyone’s. In fact, I can categorically say I’ve never found you funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

And if she had taken you to the baking aisle, would the scenario played out the same way?

Just wondering...was a young lad not a girl"

Men are fair game then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me."

not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im starting to think jebus has sucked the fun out of people this week

Your idea of fun is not everyone’s. In fact, I can categorically say I’ve never found you funny! "

cut to the bone

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart"

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

And if she had taken you to the baking aisle, would the scenario played out the same way?

Just wondering...was a young lad not a girl

Men are fair game then?"

Corse they are its all lad banter i spent 30 years in team sports pranking its fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in a shop as a teen and if a customer spoke to me like that I'd have been upset and creeped out but also would have told all my co-workers about the pervy guy who thinks it's cool to talk to random strangers about his sex life.

From that point on he would have a nickname like sleazy Steve and we would talk about him and mock him behind his back whenever he came into the shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart."

oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I worked in a shop as a teen and if a customer spoke to me like that I'd have been upset and creeped out but also would have told all my co-workers about the pervy guy who thinks it's cool to talk to random strangers about his sex life.

From that point on he would have a nickname like sleazy Steve and we would talk about him and mock him behind his back whenever he came into the shop. "

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I worked in a shop as a teen and if a customer spoke to me like that I'd have been upset and creeped out but also would have told all my co-workers about the pervy guy who thinks it's cool to talk to random strangers about his sex life.

From that point on he would have a nickname like sleazy Steve and we would talk about him and mock him behind his back whenever he came into the shop. "

and i wpuld have been fair game

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled "

I think my vagina just dried up.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

My friend did this with her husband. Swallowed too much, started foaming, he said it was like being sucked off by a rabid dog. For her, she needs to be really smooth, apparently a bugger with any stubble or pubes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled

I think my vagina just dried up. "

but i bet your mouth drewelling loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend did this with her husband. Swallowed too much, started foaming, he said it was like being sucked off by a rabid dog. For her, she needs to be really smooth, apparently a bugger with any stubble or pubes."

Think u found the wrong spot

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled

I think my vagina just dried up. but i bet your mouth drewelling loads "

What is drewelling?

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

And if she had taken you to the baking aisle, would the scenario played out the same way?

Just wondering...was a young lad not a girl

Men are fair game then?

Corse they are its all lad banter i spent 30 years in team sports pranking its fun"

But that's with friends...not a total stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arent pop rocks full of sugar? Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled

I think my vagina just dried up. but i bet your mouth drewelling loads

What is drewelling?"

drooling sorry dylexias a bitch sometimes wondered why spell check couldnt find it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled

I think my vagina just dried up. but i bet your mouth drewelling loads

What is drewelling?drooling sorry dylexias a bitch sometimes wondered why spell check couldnt find it "

Ahh I see. Sorry didn’t work it out.

Um no though, my mouth is not drooling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha love it! I like embarrassing people who think they are saying sexual stuff that is going to embarrass me

Yet your scenario is not the scenario the OP depicts.

Did it have to be?!

Nope.

Good good

Nowt as strange as folk, innit.

Yup

I prefer being respectful to people just doing their job, still... whats work without a little fun im sure it was the highlight of his day

Was one of mine

And yet you admitted recently that you don’t think about other people’s feelings before saying something, you’re making the assumption it was all great. It’s just crass insensitivity and assumption - which is ultimately disrespectful. But it doesn’t surprise me.not here to surprise ya just for my own entertainment im kind of selfish that way im not looking for your approval sweetheart

Didn’t say you were. Just commenting on the thread, sweetheart.oo progress are we flirting now my god im not even trying and iv pulled

I think my vagina just dried up. but i bet your mouth drewelling loads

What is drewelling?drooling sorry dylexias a bitch sometimes wondered why spell check couldnt find it

Ahh I see. Sorry didn’t work it out.

Um no though, my mouth is not drooling. "

you sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

And if she had taken you to the baking aisle, would the scenario played out the same way?

Just wondering...was a young lad not a girl

Men are fair game then?

Corse they are its all lad banter i spent 30 years in team sports pranking its fun

But that's with friends...not a total stranger "

thats twice the fun guess u never liked jeremy beadle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what Estella and others are saying OP is that it was crass behaviour ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head i strongly suspect the shop guy just said "course you are mate" abd wondered off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What is drewelling?drooling sorry dylexias a bitch sometimes wondered why spell check couldnt find it "

Right this pisses me off, that is not dyslexia that is simply not knowing how a word is spelt and guessing at it.

That is perfectly normal.

Knowing how to spell the bastard word but not being able to get it out properly is dyslexia

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes "

Do you need because your not good with your tongue sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What is drewelling?drooling sorry dylexias a bitch sometimes wondered why spell check couldnt find it

Right this pisses me off, that is not dyslexia that is simply not knowing how a word is spelt and guessing at it.

That is perfectly normal.

Knowing how to spell the bastard word but not being able to get it out properly is dyslexia"

Oh is that right if youhave an issue grab a tissue

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

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over a year ago


"I think what Estella and others are saying OP is that it was crass behaviour ... "

Oh no doubt but still funny

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over a year ago


"Went to sainsburys looking for popping candy could i hell find it so i asked a young staff member

He took me to the baking isle

I said i hate baking so he asked so why the need sir

I said i intend to lick a girls fanny with it

He went very red iv been laughing since i do love my lack of filter sometimes

Do you need because your not good with your tongue sir "

can u not tell i cant say drooling

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over a year ago


"I think what Estella and others are saying OP is that it was crass behaviour ...

Oh no doubt but still funny "

It reminds me of something i did for a dare.

I went into a 24 hour garage picked up some chocolate and drinks then walked over to the counter.

I say, “20 Regal and your finest wank mag please Sir”

He got the Regal and says, “what was the other thing you wanted”?

“Your finest wank mag”, i said proudly.

“They are over there”, and pointed to the top shelf.

“I know but which one is the best”?

“Come on you work here all night by yourself surely you know which one is the finest”, i cheekily say back to him.

He grins and says, “I recommend this months Escort”!!

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think what Estella and others are saying OP is that it was crass behaviour ...

Oh no doubt but still funny

It reminds me of something i did for a dare.

I went into a 24 hour garage picked up some chocolate and drinks then walked over to the counter.

I say, “20 Regal and your finest wank mag please Sir”

He got the Regal and says, “what was the other thing you wanted”?

“Your finest wank mag”, i said proudly.

“They are over there”, and pointed to the top shelf.

“I know but which one is the best”?

“Come on you work here all night by yourself surely you know which one is the finest”, i cheekily say back to him.

He grins and says, “I recommend this months Escort”!!

LJ"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what Estella and others are saying OP is that it was crass behaviour ...

Oh no doubt but still funny "

Our mutual friend is funny but this was not funny in the slightest. Maybe for Jay out of the inbetweeners but he’s supposed to be a teenager.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Ugh. What a horrible thing to do. The person serving is just that - a person. They didn't deserve to be made to feel utterly uncomfortable in their workplace just so that you could have a laugh. They might be stressed at work now dreading you coming back in in case you're that inappropriate again. Grow up.

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over a year ago

I just don't get why you would embarrass a complete stranger for your own amusement. Far less someone who doing their (poorly paid) job by assisting you. Taking pleasure in another's discomfort makes you appear downright unpleasant, even if you believe it's all just a bit of a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rough crowd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think what Estella and others are saying OP is that it was crass behaviour ...

Oh no doubt but still funny

Our mutual friend is funny but this was not funny in the slightest. Maybe for Jay out of the inbetweeners but he’s supposed to be a teenager. "

never watched it

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over a year ago


"Ugh. What a horrible thing to do. The person serving is just that - a person. They didn't deserve to be made to feel utterly uncomfortable in their workplace just so that you could have a laugh. They might be stressed at work now dreading you coming back in in case you're that inappropriate again. Grow up. "

used to work in a shop many years ago and had a few people try things like this with mainly the younger or female staff, we used to ban them from comming in again. had some of them complain to head office who just told them they had a duty of care to thier staff not to be bullied at work. With every think now days about inapprote behivour it must be the same still.

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over a year ago

In a forum regularly filled with PMF threads, this isn't your finest hour OP

Water under the bridge by this time tomorrow though

It's never too long before someone faux pa's their way into the hearts and minds of those that lurk here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a forum regularly filled with PMF threads, this isn't your finest hour OP

Water under the bridge by this time tomorrow though

It's never too long before someone faux pa's their way into the hearts and minds of those that lurk here "

made me laugh anyway

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