FabSwingers.com forum: Offended!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by? "
disgrace

that begum girl getting legal aid

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Stuff at work. They pay me to know the answer to difficult stuff, yet when I tell them the answer they don’t believe me.

It’s a bit that I’m offended as a professional, but more offended that they’re wasting company money for me to go back and prove it to these idiots

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by? "

In fairness that's quite ambitious, I mean, he'd need an awful lot of man mayo.....

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I rarely get offended, but cant seem to say boo without offending people online at least.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The lack of chocolate in the house offended me this morning. I sent a stroppy text complaining about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offended when I got to work this morning and there was no milk.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by? "

Someone parked in my car parking space, he will not do it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone said something that was contrary to my _iews on the internet. I called the police and lobbied their employer to sack them for not having the same opinions as me.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me! "

Try not to be offended, his laziness obviously knows no bounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you do have a nice pear of tits love lots like to cum on them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"The lack of chocolate in the house offended me this morning. I sent a stroppy text complaining about it."

To whom?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

But....but I did also offer to throw in some cinema tickets Rubes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am offended because _evil_u_know said boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lack of chocolate in the house offended me this morning. I sent a stroppy text complaining about it.

To whom?

To easter for being late obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offended when I broke my shoulder that nearly everyone suggested I was too old for rugby. Bunch of bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by? "

I can give you 27p, a piece of string a packet of tissues and for some strange reason a 10mm spanner, but for all that I would want to shag you, cum in the condom and play with your tits. Two questions spring to mind...

1 is that less or more offensive than your first offer?

2 Why is there always a pice of string in that pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was offended when I broke my shoulder that nearly everyone suggested I was too old for rugby. Bunch of bastards "

Yep, you are too old for Rugby, time to take up knitting insted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything offends me today for no reason. I should log off and try again tomorrow

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By *kyeman12000Man
over a year ago

falkirk

I’m offended! Why I don’t know why! Leaves in the huff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much was he offering??? He can cum on my moobs

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I am offended that in 20 minutes nobody has explained the string theory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by? "

How much did he offer you?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I can’t remember the last time I was offended, it’s a long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by?

Someone parked in my car parking space, he will not do it again!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Someone tried to chat to me in the sauna last week, that really offended me. Couldn't they see I had my eyes shut, the internationally recognised code for "shut the f**k up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t work out what you need here. Is it reassurance that you’re sexy and people would indeed love to fuck you?

If not then no you shouldn’t be offended. Because there are some right odd balls on here who will have fetishises that no one will let them explore so they think it’s ok to offer money to random people for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was apoplectic when someone commented on my cat's weight recently

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"A guy offered me cash to cum on my tits earlier.

I know I should be offended he thinks I'm a prostitute but I'm actually more offended he didn't want to shag me!

When did you last get offended and what by? "

How much did he offend you in £?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Camden

The wife of a couple sent me this message;

"I'm horny, and more so on Pepsi, so if you have any, I'm yours"

Only she didn't use the word Pepsi

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Now I am offended that in 20 minutes nobody has explained the string theory..."

Where's Sheldon Cooper when you need him?

He's on Fab, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offended by a Fab man asking for £25 an hour to do my dusting and hoovering naked. There was no sex on offer there either. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing im offended by is the fact ur so far away so cant get my hands on ur stunning, beautiful, sexy self ! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was offended when I broke my shoulder that nearly everyone suggested I was too old for rugby. Bunch of bastards

Yep, you are too old for Rugby, time to take up knitting insted

Ooh knitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry I forgot to come back to this thread!

He didn't actually specify an amount. Maybe I should've asked instead of reporting him?

It might've been worth my while, I mean, I can always wash after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I though Spaff for Cash was frowned upon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I forgot to come back to this thread!

He didn't actually specify an amount. Maybe I should've asked instead of reporting him?

It might've been worth my while, I mean, I can always wash after

if it was a proper amount maybe you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I am offended that in 20 minutes nobody has explained the string theory...

Where's Sheldon Cooper when you need him?

He's on Fab, right?

Too late now, I used the string to draw a circle, and I put the spanner away. So both string and spanner are removed from my offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paid £4.10 for a shit coffee and an even shitter dried out scone the other day at a playgym

To top it off, they’re served it with squirty cream.

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

I'm offended every time someone mention Dick Van Dyke

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