FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon causes cancer

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bollocks I'm still eating bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks I'm still eating bacon."

Are sausages alright

I’ve just eaten 3

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Streaky well done a little crispy

Or maple marinated bacon mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything causes cancer its all about crowd control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bollocks I'm still eating bacon.

Are sausages alright

I’ve just eaten 3

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

If it’s that stupid article about colon cancer today then it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, as most of these ones based on food frequency questionnaires aren’t.

And don’t get me started on lumping red and processed meat in the same category...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Certain sexual practices causes cancer ... won't stop doing those either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Certain sexual practices causes cancer ... won't stop doing those either

Take a chance, do them with bacon.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So as I'm a butcher , will I be arrested for manslaughter then ??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Certain sexual practices causes cancer ... won't stop doing those either

Take a chance, do them with bacon."

Sometimes we do

Oops ... that was my outside voice wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So as I'm a butcher , will I be arrested for manslaughter then ??

Take that one up with the bacon police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life causes death, you'll never make it out alive so enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as I'm a butcher , will I be arrested for manslaughter then ??

Take that one up with the bacon police."
fuckin pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News."

Here's the link to what I'm on about.

https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

If it does, why have I never seen a pig at the doctors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as I'm a butcher , will I be arrested for manslaughter then ??

would be rasher-nul

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"If it does, why have I never seen a pig at the doctors?

They're made to use a different entrance and waiting room I believe

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Crispy bacon pancakes knob of butter and maple syrup and a sausage on the side.....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I don’t suppose all the nuclear disasters that’s happened over the last 50 years has anything to do with the rise in cancer

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Something (or even someone) is going to get us all some day. I can think of less desirable ways to perish than overdosing on bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its can and its processed and smoked meats slightly increase the odds of getting cancer.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we believed all of the so called 'experts', we'd be eating tasty dust.

Think I'll continue to enjoy my pig products.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely. "

More or less every day with me. I'm 99% Danish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing causes cancer, I'm more likely to stop breathing than I am to stop eating bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely. "

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn"

It's not a Big Mac!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

It's not a Big Mac!!"

you see your off on your size crusade again..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

It's not a Big Mac!!

you see your off on your size crusade again..

Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al going to die of something.

I intend to enjoy myself first though and I love a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

It's not a Big Mac!!

you see your off on your size crusade again..

Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues"

well it all started when I was an egg

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

It's not a Big Mac!!

you see your off on your size crusade again..

Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues

well it all started when I was an egg

Eggs go well with bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

It's not a Big Mac!!

you see your off on your size crusade again..

Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues

well it all started when I was an egg

Eggs go well with bacon"

in a womb? what the hell goes on in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20% more likely to get cancer than a person who doesn't eat bacon or who someone who doesn't eat meat. I can live with those numbers for a bit of what I love. They would have you believe the everything causes cancer nowadays

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How much bacon do you need to eat? All these things seem to be taken out of proportion. I’ve had bacon with a few things recently and it’s been lovely.

apparently just one rasher will kill you Stone dead within seconds, so I'm sticking to McDonald's burgers.. oh no wait...Damn

It's not a Big Mac!!

you see your off on your size crusade again..

Or you're interpreting it like that ... now why is that .. shall we go Freud? Tell me your issues

well it all started when I was an egg

Eggs go well with bacon

in a womb? what the hell goes on in your house"

Well when "pork" product meets an egg ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer"."

Apparently if you stare at bacon long enough you can contract mild Gout.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

Apparently if you stare at bacon long enough you can contract mild Gout."

And it blinds you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

Apparently if you stare at bacon long enough you can contract mild Gout.

And it blinds you"

Only if the pig wore a monocle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer"."

Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now who's

telling porkies

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cancer of the what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer" "

Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"

Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey."

Anti-baconists.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"

Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey."

Vegans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cancer of the what? "

Dunno. Eye lids probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Technically, it should read "eating bacon causes cancer"....

Or more specifically "digesting bacon causes cancer".

Or even more specifically " digesting the nitrates in bacon can cause cancer"

Ah well a type of bacon is going to be being produced that is free from nitrates. Makes you wonder who started all this bacon / cancer malarkey.

Vegans"

Only the only manufacturer of nitrate free bacon nyaaa?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"If it does, why have I never seen a pig at the doctors?

They're made to use a different entrance and waiting room I believe

The Swines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it does, why have I never seen a pig at the doctors?

They're made to use a different entrance and waiting room I believe

The Swines!

I think Del Trotter once went in the wrong entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First they took our fags. Then they took our booze. Now our bacon too? I'm moving to China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ll tell you anything causes cancer ,

One week they say if you drink small amount of booze is actually good for you then a month that they say all booze is bad for you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of rather not live till I'm 200yrs old by eating steamed fish and broccoli with a glass of water every day for the rest if my life.

Bore off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First they took our fags. Then they took our booze. Now our bacon too? I'm moving to China."

No bacon in China , they have a massive pig issue with a pig disease and having to kill a massive percentage of the stock

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By *0 Shades of GravyMan
over a year ago

bristol

Surely only smoking bacon causes cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely only smoking bacon causes cancer"

Smoked foods have been suspected for years. Obviously smoking food generates cancer causing nitrosamines, but they say little about smoked haddock for example.

With bacon you have two risks. The curing process. Then the cooking (frying or grilling).

Definitely something to eat only in moderation

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I don’t suppose all the nuclear disasters that’s happened over the last 50 years has anything to do with the rise in cancer "

Clearly not, its all because of a bacon butty lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person that founded this study must be vegetarian!!

Something will give you cancer apparently now, doesn’t matter what it is, everything in moderation that’s what I say, every week there is something new saying it will give you cancer, if we stopped eating the stuff they say gives you it, then what? It will still be there! (I’m no doctor so obviously can’t back this up), I know smoking will probably lead to cancer but I still do that, I want to be able to say I actually enjoyed my little time here (or my long time) rather than say ‘I listened to everything, cut out everything anyone ever said about what causes cancer and it may (because no one knows where they are going to drop dead) have extended my life by a few years’.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Perhaps Greggs should put up a warning in their shops to warn us of the dangers of eating anything as we may fall ill.

Jesus next it will be water

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

This isn’t a new story, there have been links between processed meat and cancer for years.

I’m still having a bacon and sausage sarnie though!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Perhaps Greggs should put up a warning in their shops to warn us of the dangers of eating anything as we may fall ill.

Jesus next it will be water "

Have you not heard....

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Perhaps Greggs should put up a warning in their shops to warn us of the dangers of eating anything as we may fall ill.

Jesus next it will be water

Have you not heard....

Rastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps Greggs should put up a warning in their shops to warn us of the dangers of eating anything as we may fall ill.

Jesus next it will be water "

will that be holy water best turn it into wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

valar morghulis - so bring me the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First they took our fags. Then they took our booze. Now our bacon too? I'm moving to China."

they'll take your internet

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By *0 Shades of GravyMan
over a year ago

bristol

Does putting filters on the end help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does putting filters on the end help? "

Only if you roll your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women say men are Pigs. But their love for Sausage and Bacon is everlasting.

Who wants a lovely Sausage?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"If it’s that stupid article about colon cancer today then it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, as most of these ones based on food frequency questionnaires aren’t.

And don’t get me started on lumping red and processed meat in the same category...

TB"

...and the ridiculous assumption that the bacon in the sandwich will give you cancer but the bread made with GM, mass produced wheat and cooked via the Chorleywood process is somehow far better for us.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Surely only smoking bacon causes cancer

Smoked foods have been suspected for years. Obviously smoking food generates cancer causing nitrosamines, but they say little about smoked haddock for example.

With bacon you have two risks. The curing process. Then the cooking (frying or grilling).

Definitely something to eat only in moderation "

The only risk to eating bacon is to the pig that provided it.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Then we can sue the companies for not writing a cancer warning on the labels????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News."

Found it

https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

So smoking kills you, bacon kills you but does smoking bacon cure it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eating some burnt toast....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Douglas got throat cancer through licking pussy. But who is going to avoid that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So smoking kills you, bacon kills you but does smoking bacon cure it? "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just eating some burnt toast....

Oohh I love burnt toast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News.

Found it

https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg"

Funny as hell that song lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime I hear that something causes cancer, I keep thinking back to the funny song from Russell Howard's Good News.

Found it

https://youtu.be/q3chJN9DCGg

Funny as hell that song lol"

As soon as I read the thread title I was looking for it then made sure nobody else had shared it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have modified their message,because they used to claim that all meat caused cancer...but animals that eat 100% meat ie lions,tigers,leopards etc seem cancer free...so the logic doesn't stand up.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"They have modified their message,because they used to claim that all meat caused cancer...but animals that eat 100% meat ie lions,tigers,leopards etc seem cancer free...so the logic doesn't stand up."

It was a shit bit of badly constructed research, nothing more.

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