FabSwingers.com forum: Do you pass the toilet roll test!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any by that I mean can you fit your Dick/Cock/Johny/Dinkle in the roll.

If you can, you fail the test

If you can't, you pass the test

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I pass by default. I have no dick so cannot fit it in the roll.

It's a great start to Wednesday. I might get a lottery ticket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pass by default. I have no dick so cannot fit it in the roll.

It's a great start to Wednesday. I might get a lottery ticket."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is this with the toilet leaves facing into the wall or else away from it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this with the toilet leaves facing into the wall or else away from it? "
toilet leaves?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this with the toilet leaves facing into the wall or else away from it? toilet leaves?!

It sounds romantic and natural.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is this with the toilet leaves facing into the wall or else away from it? toilet leaves?!

Dock leaves are especially good for a nice cleansing gusset wipe I find.

(The stinging nettles that frequently grow next to them however, are most definitely not.....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of mine fit

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Nah mines way to thick for that.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For a trickier test if one easily passes the loo roll one, try a Pringles tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I didn’t pass, must be a hell of a girthy cock

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Nope, doesn't fit

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"For a trickier test if one easily passes the loo roll one, try a Pringles tube

No a pringles tube wont fit through the middle of a toilet roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fail if it comes out the other end.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Never felt the need to try

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By *andy cock queenTV/TS
over a year ago

Aldershot.....Hants

No chance honey..

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Is this a new type of cock pic we can expect to become popular?

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By *lastic.Mask.ManMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Is this the next stage on from posing next to a sky remote?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is this the next stage on from posing next to a sky remote?"

I'd find a kitchen roll more impressive tbh...

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Now I know why I can’t find the toilet roll

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

I can get my sky remote in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling to organise a meet, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ch ch ch ch charmin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ch ch ch ch charmin

Do your teabags fit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I supposed to place my cock next to a can of monster energy drink to show how big it is before attempting to shag the toilet roll? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the next stage on from posing next to a sky remote?

I'd find a kitchen roll more impressive tbh..."

It's a girth measurement test, not length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok iv wraped it in roll like an andrex puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took me a little while but with some sticky tape and a pair of scissors, I have managed to scale the toilet roll to the appropriate size so I now pass.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’m not doing dp in a toilet roll with anyone....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Camden

"Any by that I mean can you fit your Dick/Cock/Johny/Dinkle in the roll.

If you can, you fail the test

If you can't, you pass the test

This is the standard test for checking which size condom is best for your cock. Every man should know this, so look it up online

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"For a trickier test if one easily passes the loo roll one, try a Pringles tube

I passed the loo roll test and thankfully would fail the Pringles tube examination

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"For a trickier test if one easily passes the loo roll one, try a Pringles tube

I tried a Pringles tube but failed.

Should I have taken the crisps out first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there really men up and down the country trying to shove their willy's down bogroll tubes right now?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there really men up and down the country trying to shove their willy's down bogroll tubes right now?

God I hope not Thankfully all the loo rolls at services are safely locked away having said that I did experiment last night and I was able to not only get my penile instrument within one I was also able to stuff both of my testicle protectors in as well. I was most happy. Size isn’t everything you know

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Camden

"Are there really men up and down the country trying to shove their willy's down bogroll tubes right now?

Possibly not right at this minute, but I bet many do the next time they have an empty tube

On a serious note; if you look up ‘UK condom sizing’, you will find the advice about condom sizes, and discover that not all condoms are the same size (or shape), just as cocks aren’t. The loo roll test is a good standard for a man to work out which condoms will fit best for him

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By *eemcgeeMan
over a year ago

North Wales

My Sky remote won’t fit in a toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got mine in a smarties tube

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

"Is this the next stage on from posing next to a sky remote?

I'd find a kitchen roll more impressive tbh..."

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