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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the middle of my back between my shoulder blades I have a juicy spot and i just cannot reach it with my finger tips. Tried using two desert spoons, just cannot get enough purchase on it. Tantalisingly close. Any tips from anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch the head off with a coat hanger

Any infections due to this are not my fault. I don't own the hangers nor do I have medical training in spot popping.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Desert Spoons; a military operation that failed.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Desert Spoons; a military operation that failed."

It just didn’t hit the spot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Leave it, it'll sort itself out.

Do some yoga so that next time you're in this fix you'll be flexible enough to reach.

Sorted!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Try 2 forks......but as the post above I take no responsibility for you slipping and stabbing yourself ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave it, it'll sort itself out.

Do some yoga so that next time you're in this fix you'll be flexible enough to reach.

Sorted! "

Or make friends with a chimp? They love grooming

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Machete ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Machete ? "

Sooooo overkill what's wrong with the chimp idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's probably someone with a pop spotting fetish. Put up a meet and get them round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need something with a long handle, a kitchen utensil or some such item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your neighbour if you can borrow some sugar and if they’re free to pop a zit

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Machete ?

Sooooo overkill what's wrong with the chimp idea?

P"

Sledgehammer ? (no nuts involved - well not mine anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rig up a fake tree just between your shoulderblades with a "Sexy lady woddpecker" tatoo on your neck.

Wait for a male woodpecker to come along and make some sexy lady woodpecker calls. The male will immediately try to make a love nest so that he and sexy lady woodpecker can make little baby woodpeckers and will then try and drill into the tree to make the nest.

Hey presto, spot will be gone!

*Fever Tree is not responsible for long term spinal injuries caused by passing horny woodpeckers.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Ain’t being single a bitch lol.

Hang a towel over the edge of a door and go for it baloo stylee a la ‘Bare necessities’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Leave it, it'll sort itself out.

Do some yoga so that next time you're in this fix you'll be flexible enough to reach.

Sorted!

Or make friends with a chimp? They love grooming

P"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belt sander.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hot bath - to loosen up your muscles, soften your skin, whilst you start your yoga now - not for the next out-break - using a selection of glued together spoons etc, for complete reach.

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By *urvy UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow

Oooh... Let me have it!

Nothing better than popping a juicy zit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the middle of my back between my shoulder blades I have a juicy spot and i just cannot reach it with my finger tips. Tried using two desert spoons, just cannot get enough purchase on it. Tantalisingly close. Any tips from anyone. "

You could try a natural loofah and have a good go it with that. Or see your GP if your concerned.

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By *lastic.Mask.ManMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Get a mate to tie u to the back of their car and drag you up the street for a few yards. That should take it right off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot bath - to loosen up your muscles, soften your skin, whilst you start your yoga now - not for the next out-break - using a selection of glued together spoons etc, for complete reach.

"
Yoga is a good idea, it's been 20yrs since I could bite my own toe nails off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand on a piece of Lego, at the very least it will take your mind of the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rake

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