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"I don't watch much porn at all, but oddly enough when I do.... it's so much like B it's uncanny "I feel better now  | |||
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"No I tend to look at the kind of scenarios I want to do with them though. " snap. | |||
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"No I tend to look at the kind of scenarios I want to do with them though. " I do that to | |||
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"Wow I thought I was the only one" It's pretty tricky I find. lot of same same type actresses. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress? "I was thinking the same for me lol. Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence  | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress? "I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence "Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!! | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence "There is in amateur porn. Just type 50yr old in search bar. I'd like to say I don't watch much, but meets are few and far between and a little warm up helps. Especially if someone in particular is in mind. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. "You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!! "YES! Me too | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately.
You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were.
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress? "Rebeka Linares... mibbe | |||
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"I red honestly don't watch porn an can't say I really ever have done ." What do you do? Imagination and toys? | |||
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"Kind of. I tend to read more erotica that features the person's name or explore scenarios that I would like to. I was really flattered when I received a link to some someone had been reading recently - on opening them I realised it had all featured my name/characters similar to me." I had a Californian Facebook FWEND I sometimes swap the odd erotic letter with. We've never met, but she's one of our US counterparts. I have to be in a very specific mood for that I think. Wanking and reading is quite tough  | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!! " | |||
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"Nah I don’t have enough meets to do that, but I never have used porn to find a lookalike or check out scenarios. I’m more concerned about establishing enough connection to progress " Do you find it hard making those connections? | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too "Nooooo....I can’t hear you both! | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
Rebeka Linares... mibbe"Thank you, but she’s far too conventionally pretty (and slim) to be anything like me. But I appreciate you having a punt, and it being complimentary.  | |||
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"Can’t say I have ever done that but now you’ve brought it to my attention... "I'll send you some links. | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone else does this.. When I'm not really talking to anyone in particular and have no meet arranged, I'll browse porn hoping something will catch my attention. However, when there is a potential meet, someone who has got under the skin.. I find myself searching for a lookalike Not quite happy to begin till I've found a fair match.
Anyone?"One of my best friends started going out with my other best friend (female). Me and the girl fell out and I didn’t want to put my friend in an awkward situation so I didn’t chat as much When they broke up he confessed he would deliberately watch porn and would look for women who looked like me | |||
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"Can’t say I have ever done that but now you’ve brought it to my attention...
I'll send you some links. "Hang on wha...? | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!"Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music* “Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?” “Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?” “Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?” “Ugh okay” “Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...” etc Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne Jamie played by Ghengis Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet | |||
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"Can’t say I have ever done that but now you’ve brought it to my attention...
I'll send you some links. "What are friends for? | |||
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"Just wondering if anyone else does this.. When I'm not really talking to anyone in particular and have no meet arranged, I'll browse porn hoping something will catch my attention. However, when there is a potential meet, someone who has got under the skin.. I find myself searching for a lookalike Not quite happy to begin till I've found a fair match.
Anyone?
One of my best friends started going out with my other best friend (female). Me and the girl fell out and I didn’t want to put my friend in an awkward situation so I didn’t chat as much
When they broke up he confessed he would deliberately watch porn and would look for women who looked like me "That's creepy. I'm not being creepy am I | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
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"Just wondering if anyone else does this.. When I'm not really talking to anyone in particular and have no meet arranged, I'll browse porn hoping something will catch my attention. However, when there is a potential meet, someone who has got under the skin.. I find myself searching for a lookalike Not quite happy to begin till I've found a fair match.
Anyone?
One of my best friends started going out with my other best friend (female). Me and the girl fell out and I didn’t want to put my friend in an awkward situation so I didn’t chat as much
When they broke up he confessed he would deliberately watch porn and would look for women who looked like me
That's creepy. I'm not being creepy am I "Haha we always had sexual tension, we always flirted. When my marriage opened up he was with my friend so nothing happened. When they broke up he tried flirting and stuff but he isn’t my type And no - you’re not creepy! | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
You'll never guess what my real name is "Sid? | |||
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"My answer is no and no how boring am I. I have a million and one ideas racing around in my head but it has to be real that's the way I rumble. "I don't think people who don't watch porn porn are boring You don't strike me as a boring person either.
It's a step closer to reality, till I can get my hands on the real thing. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
You'll never guess what my real name is
Sid?
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"Nah I don’t have enough meets to do that, but I never have used porn to find a lookalike or check out scenarios. I’m more concerned about establishing enough connection to progress Do you find it hard making those connections?" Beyond friendship, maybe. I haven’t had much practice | |||
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"Nah I don’t have enough meets to do that, but I never have used porn to find a lookalike or check out scenarios. I’m more concerned about establishing enough connection to progress Do you find it hard making those connections? Beyond friendship, maybe. I haven’t had much practice "How fussy are you | |||
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"My answer is no and no how boring am I. I have a million and one ideas racing around in my head but it has to be real that's the way I rumble.
I don't think people who don't watch porn porn are boring You don't strike me as a boring person either.
It's a step closer to reality, till I can get my hands on the real thing."Must be the way my brains wired real or it's a no deal. Maybe that's why Im not great at decorating just cant visualise the end result. | |||
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"Nah I don’t have enough meets to do that, but I never have used porn to find a lookalike or check out scenarios. I’m more concerned about establishing enough connection to progress Do you find it hard making those connections? Beyond friendship, maybe. I haven’t had much practice "phew! Thought you'd written me into a mother/son porn scripts | |||
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"My answer is no and no how boring am I. I have a million and one ideas racing around in my head but it has to be real that's the way I rumble.
I don't think people who don't watch porn porn are boring You don't strike me as a boring person either.
It's a step closer to reality, till I can get my hands on the real thing.
Must be the way my brains wired real or it's a no deal. Maybe that's why Im not great at decorating just cant visualise the end result. "I don't like to visualise the end result. I prefer the suprise and big reveal. Porn is just another tool in the tease arsenal. Some like it, some don't. Decorating you say? I always start with best intentions then get bored of the hard work and bugger off half way through to find something more fun | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately.
You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were.
"Now that seems like a great night in | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. p
You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were.
Now that seems like a great night in "Great would be having Estella-in-bed. A Groovy night would be a live video chat - next best thing. A good night would be a peek at her personal porn | |||
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"Nah I don’t have enough meets to do that, but I never have used porn to find a lookalike or check out scenarios. I’m more concerned about establishing enough connection to progress Do you find it hard making those connections? Beyond friendship, maybe. I haven’t had much practice
How fussy are you "Fussy probably isn’t quite the right word but I know who I like. I didn’t even attempt to meet anyone until January and a number of those I’d really love to meet are a considerable distance away. I’ll get somewhere in my tortoise like way eventually | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. "Oh yes, that amateur stuff is rather realistic indeed. P | |||
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"Nah I don’t have enough meets to do that, but I never have used porn to find a lookalike or check out scenarios. I’m more concerned about establishing enough connection to progress Do you find it hard making those connections? Beyond friendship, maybe. I haven’t had much practice
How fussy are you
Fussy probably isn’t quite the right word but I know who I like. I didn’t even attempt to meet anyone until January and a number of those I’d really love to meet are a considerable distance away.
I’ll get somewhere in my tortoise like way eventually "Its not a race, but you know that | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately.
Oh yes, that amateur stuff is rather realistic indeed.
P"Yeah.. I bet there's even some on here who post to porn hub. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. p
You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were.
Now that seems like a great night in
Great would be having Estella-in-bed. A Groovy night would be a live video chat - next best thing. A good night would be a peek at her personal porn "
We shall have to good to groovy to great you. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. p
You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were.
Now that seems like a great night in
Great would be having Estella-in-bed. A Groovy night would be a live video chat - next best thing. A good night would be a peek at her personal porn
We shall have to good to groovy to great you."The best route round.. long drawn out pleasure | |||
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"My answer is no and no how boring am I. I have a million and one ideas racing around in my head but it has to be real that's the way I rumble.
I don't think people who don't watch porn porn are boring You don't strike me as a boring person either.
It's a step closer to reality, till I can get my hands on the real thing.
Must be the way my brains wired real or it's a no deal. Maybe that's why Im not great at decorating just cant visualise the end result.
I don't like to visualise the end result. I prefer the suprise and big reveal. Porn is just another tool in the tease arsenal. Some like it, some don't.
Decorating you say? I always start with best intentions then get bored of the hard work and bugger off half way through to find something more fun "Oh la la ...you can have a lot of fun decorating you know. Can take days of hard sweat but with stamina I'm sure the job can be edged to completion. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately. p
You should just watch my homemade films then, when I get under your skin as it were.
Now that seems like a great night in
Great would be having Estella-in-bed. A Groovy night would be a live video chat - next best thing. A good night would be a peek at her personal porn
We shall have to good to groovy to great you.
The best route round.. long drawn out pleasure "I like to build tension. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
"I’ll give you Boomchickawawaaaaaa...!! I was coming around to the idea and then calculated (based on GK / Jamie’s age) I’d have given birth age 12..... | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I don't know. I don't really watch the professional stuff, more realistic amateur stuff. No big names fortunately.
Oh yes, that amateur stuff is rather realistic indeed.
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Yeah.. I bet there's even some on here who post to porn hub."I think the odds are very much that way P | |||
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"My answer is no and no how boring am I. I have a million and one ideas racing around in my head but it has to be real that's the way I rumble.
I don't think people who don't watch porn porn are boring You don't strike me as a boring person either.
It's a step closer to reality, till I can get my hands on the real thing.
Must be the way my brains wired real or it's a no deal. Maybe that's why Im not great at decorating just cant visualise the end result.
I don't like to visualise the end result. I prefer the suprise and big reveal. Porn is just another tool in the tease arsenal. Some like it, some don't.
Decorating you say? I always start with best intentions then get bored of the hard work and bugger off half way through to find something more fun
Oh la la ...you can have a lot of fun decorating you know. Can take days of hard sweat but with stamina I'm sure the job can be edged to completion. "I'm going for a wank 
*Ghengis types in DIY* | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes "I've not, but I think I want to be in some of those scenes | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
I’ll give you Boomchickawawaaaaaa...!!
I was coming around to the idea and then calculated (based on GK / Jamie’s age) I’d have given birth age 12..... "That's good.. it means it didn't happen ok! So can we just pretend your Robs mum and you can get on with seducing me please | |||
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"I red honestly don't watch porn an can't say I really ever have done . What do you do? Imagination and toys?" We don't all masturbate. Some of us watch porn and don't touch ourselves. | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
I've not, but I think I want to be in some of those scenes "I think I’ll take some baby steps first - maybe try to get to actually meet someone | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes "Havent you....shame | |||
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"I red honestly don't watch porn an can't say I really ever have done . What do you do? Imagination and toys? We don't all masturbate. Some of us watch porn and don't touch ourselves." What devilry is this? | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame "Innocence personified | |||
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"No. Like Rubidoux, i peruse scenarios I'd like to try. I have a hankering for torture porn at the moment.... "That explains a lot....can you unchain me now my tongue is hurting with all this typing
LJ | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame "Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption. | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
I’ll give you Boomchickawawaaaaaa...!!
I was coming around to the idea and then calculated (based on GK / Jamie’s age) I’d have given birth age 12..... "No!! Rob is your son and much younger. Jamie/Ghengis has younger friends as he went back to school to improve on his grades. You find him really rather impressive. And so is his sexual prowess... | |||
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"No. Like Rubidoux, i peruse scenarios I'd like to try. I have a hankering for torture porn at the moment....
That explains a lot....can you unchain me now my tongue is hurting with all this typing
LJ"Tongue cramp! What a bastard! | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
I’ll give you Boomchickawawaaaaaa...!!
I was coming around to the idea and then calculated (based on GK / Jamie’s age) I’d have given birth age 12.....
No!! Rob is your son and much younger. Jamie/Ghengis has younger friends as he went back to school to improve on his grades. You find him really rather impressive. And so is his sexual prowess..."You're good at this Estella.. Got my name AND a credible backstory! | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
I’ll give you Boomchickawawaaaaaa...!!
I was coming around to the idea and then calculated (based on GK / Jamie’s age) I’d have given birth age 12.....
That's good.. it means it didn't happen ok! So can we just pretend your Robs mum and you can get on with seducing me please "All in good time pup | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
I’ll give you Boomchickawawaaaaaa...!!
I was coming around to the idea and then calculated (based on GK / Jamie’s age) I’d have given birth age 12.....
That's good.. it means it didn't happen ok! So can we just pretend your Robs mum and you can get on with seducing me please
All in good time pup "*sexwee'd* | |||
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Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption. "Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web. | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web."I'm scared of spiders | |||
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"No. Like Rubidoux, i peruse scenarios I'd like to try. I have a hankering for torture porn at the moment....
That explains a lot....can you unchain me now my tongue is hurting with all this typing
LJ
Tongue cramp! What a bastard!"Don’t worry GK the pain everywhere else is taking my mind off my tongue
LJ | |||
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"No. Like Rubidoux, i peruse scenarios I'd like to try. I have a hankering for torture porn at the moment....
That explains a lot....can you unchain me now my tongue is hurting with all this typing
LJ
Tongue cramp! What a bastard!
Don’t worry GK the pain everywhere else is taking my mind off my tongue
LJ"So long as you're happy | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders "I’m not | |||
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"I red honestly don't watch porn an can't say I really ever have done . What do you do? Imagination and toys? We don't all masturbate. Some of us watch porn and don't touch ourselves. What devilry is this? "It's a form of edging. | |||
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" You're good at this Estella.. Got my name AND a credible backstory!" I got skillz. | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders "There's a fine line between pleasure and pain or are they the same 
Embrace your fears you may even like the feeling of a spider over your back
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders "There's a fine line between pleasure and pain or are they the same
Embrace your fears you may even like the feeling of a spider over your back
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
Au contraire, I’ve seen Roxialikes corrupting their son’s best friend on pornhub!!
YES! Me too
Nooooo....I can’t hear you both!
Boomchickawawaaaaaa *cue 70s porn music*
“Oh hey Jamie, no Rob’s out playing footie tonight - didn’t he say?”
“Ugh yes Jamie’s mom, I thought I could wait here for him when he gets back, if you don’t mind?”
“Sure Jamie, that’s fine. Come in. I was just about to do a work out, perhaps you could hold my legs whilst I do sit ups?”
“Ugh okay”
“Do my leg calves feel tense, Jamie - have a rub...”
etc
Jamie’s mom played by Roxianne
Jamie played by Ghengis
Rob played by every guy on the forum who moans they never get a meet
"Omg this!
The kind of stuff I wank to most nights! | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders
I’m not "hah I'm just going to pop my spider woman suit on | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders
I’m not "hah I'm just going to pop my spider woman suit on | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders
I’m not hah I'm just going to pop my spider woman suit on "I like role play - weave your web and tangle me in it | |||
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"No. Like Rubidoux, i peruse scenarios I'd like to try. I have a hankering for torture porn at the moment....
That explains a lot....can you unchain me now my tongue is hurting with all this typing
LJ
Tongue cramp! What a bastard!
Don’t worry GK the pain everywhere else is taking my mind off my tongue
LJ
So long as you're happy "I tell him he is. Does that count? | |||
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"No. Like Rubidoux, i peruse scenarios I'd like to try. I have a hankering for torture porn at the moment....
That explains a lot....can you unchain me now my tongue is hurting with all this typing
LJ
Tongue cramp! What a bastard!
Don’t worry GK the pain everywhere else is taking my mind off my tongue
LJ
So long as you're happy
I tell him he is. Does that count? "I trust you Mystique.. if you say it's all good, it's all good. | |||
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"I’ve never seen anyone from here that I recognised in amateur porn scenes
Havent you....shame
Like a slightly less sheltered, less wise version of Witchdoctor. Im all innocence in need of corruption.
Watch the quiet ones. They creep up behind you and bang your stuck in the web.
I'm scared of spiders
There's a fine line between pleasure and pain or are they the same
Embrace your fears you may even like the feeling of a spider over your back
"I'm all about conquering my fears, but I'd much rather have spider woman tracing her fingers down my spine.. than a tarantula. | |||
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 Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination! | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination! "id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination! "You wank over yourself..? Now I thought I was a bit "look at meeee" But that takes the soggy biscuit x | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination!
id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn"I already have found one. Yes, but sometimes the dream box needs a break or inspiration. | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination!
id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn"In my imagination my boobs are bigger and my waist is smaller and I don’t make as much noise. "You wank over yourself..? Now I thought I was a bit "look at meeee" But that takes the soggy biscuit x" I’m a vain old thing. It’s just like a mirror but with more action. I do love a mirror! | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination!
id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn
I already have found one. Yes, but sometimes the dream box needs a break or inspiration."thats called having sex with another person | |||
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Who would be my lookalike porn actress?
I was thinking the same for me lol.
Not sure there’s many 50 year olds rocking the porn scence
There is in amateur porn. Just type 50yr old in search bar.
I'd like to say I don't watch much, but meets are few and far between and a little warm up helps. Especially if someone in particular is in mind."Now I’m curious to know who you have in mind?
I watch porn when I’m horny and I need to wank tbh! It’s not what the people look like that matters (as long as they’re not fugly) - it’s what they’re doing! I tend to watch gangbangs etc though - not one on one! | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination!
id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn
In my imagination my boobs are bigger and my waist is smaller and I don’t make as much noise.
You wank over yourself..? Now I thought I was a bit "look at meeee" But that takes the soggy biscuit x
I’m a vain old thing. It’s just like a mirror but with more action. I do love a mirror! "oh I love love love a mirror | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination!
id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn
In my imagination my boobs are bigger and my waist is smaller and I don’t make as much noise.
You wank over yourself..? Now I thought I was a bit "look at meeee" But that takes the soggy biscuit x
I’m a vain old thing. It’s just like a mirror but with more action. I do love a mirror!
oh I love love love a mirror "Truly the best sex toy ever. You lookin’ at me? Well I am! | |||
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"If I ever watch porn it’s because I’m in it. Unfortunately my homemade wank bank is no longer with us Devastating now I have to rely on my imagination!
id say the imagination (if you have one) is way way sexier than any porn
In my imagination my boobs are bigger and my waist is smaller and I don’t make as much noise.
You wank over yourself..? Now I thought I was a bit "look at meeee" But that takes the soggy biscuit x
I’m a vain old thing. It’s just like a mirror but with more action. I do love a mirror!
oh I love love love a mirror
Truly the best sex toy ever. You lookin’ at me? Well I am! "Mirror mirror on the wall( ceiling) who's the fairest of them all | |||
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