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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for a partner in crime

Going to clubs and out and about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What crime? I know how to kill a man with two fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol "

Want me to show you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a partner in crime "

Smash n grab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you? "

Don't let her near your arse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse.... "

Have heard that too

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Also looking for a partner in crime - with a view to a ‘real’ relationship that involves fucking each other LOTS - and others occasionally!

Apply within!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse.... "

You begged for the whole hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also looking for a partner in crime - with a view to a ‘real’ relationship that involves fucking each other LOTS - and others occasionally!

Apply within! "

......ello......

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse....

Have heard that too "

But - some people like having their arse fingered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse....

You begged for the whole hand! "

Fuck hands, I measure in feet...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse....

Have heard that too

But - some people like having their arse fingered? "

Fingers are acceptable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse....

Have heard that too

But - some people like having their arse fingered?

Fingers are acceptable... "

Can be indeed

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse....

Have heard that too

But - some people like having their arse fingered?

Fingers are acceptable... "

As is a penis! #justsaying!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I would love to know what you have to do with the two fingers lol

Want me to show you?

Don't let her near your arse....

Have heard that too

But - some people like having their arse fingered?

Fingers are acceptable...

Can be indeed "

I’ll grab the lube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet take some getting used to.....

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Feet take some getting used to..... "

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse? "

Go on then....

Grab your coat....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

Go on then....

Grab your coat.... "

Cool! See you at around 1am! Put the kettle on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse? "

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x "

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card! "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent."

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents "

* x files

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents

* x files"

They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card! "

Split the proceeds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents

* x files

They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder! "

I can appreciate that they well are lol love that show x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds? "

Awww, that's romantic af!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds?

Awww, that's romantic af!! "

I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents

* x files

They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder!

I can appreciate that they well are lol love that show x "

I know right! Is it wrong that my favourite fantasy mmf is with two (supposed) brothers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds?

Awww, that's romantic af!!

I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like? "

Who is getting pegged? Lol Enigman? ;-p oh wait sorry.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds?

Awww, that's romantic af!!

I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like? "

Can you speak French or Spanish? Girls talking in a foreign language always sound super hawt even if they're just reading the argos catalogue out loud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds?

Awww, that's romantic af!!

I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?

Who is getting pegged? Lol Enigman? ;-p oh wait sorry.....lol "

Who...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents

* x files

They had one like that in supernatural too! And Sam and Dean are waaaaaay better looking than Mulder!

I can appreciate that they well are lol love that show x

I know right! Is it wrong that my favourite fantasy mmf is with two (supposed) brothers? "

Fantasies are the product of our psychological desires my dear and allow us to explore in safe abandon of the confines in our own minds x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds?

Awww, that's romantic af!!

I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?

Who is getting pegged? Lol Enigman? ;-p oh wait sorry.....lol

Who...? "

I forget.....he wasn't memorable.....but Xperia? Unforgettable lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also looking for a partner in crime - with a view to a ‘real’ relationship that involves fucking each other LOTS - and others occasionally!

Apply within! "

You know but seems so hard to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"I can squeeze through a tesco air vent.

I just had a flashback to that files episode with the creepy alien guy in the air vents

* x files"

lol, one of the creepiest x-files episodes ever made in my opinion.

But I'm more like bruce willis in the nagasaki building lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Feet take some getting used to.....

My feet are too ugly even to shove up arses! ..... and I don’t want poo in my nails!!

Wanna be my partner in crime? - even if my feet stay permanently out of your arse?

You can't turn that down your anus stays unviolated by feet and you are the partner in crime of a lady with no poo in her nails x

Absolutely!

I’m e-mailing hallmark! That belongs on a Valentine’s card!

Split the proceeds?

Awww, that's romantic af!!

I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear whilst I’m lubeing up my strap-on if you like?

Can you speak French or Spanish? Girls talking in a foreign language always sound super hawt even if they're just reading the argos catalogue out loud...

"

Oui! Je parle francais un peux! Xx

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