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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I say this to the kids at work all the time. ‘Aw when I grow up...’

They look at me as if I’m mad, because clearly at 22, being married and pregnant and have four dogs, a house etc, I’m a grown up.

But when I grow up, I think I’ll like wine, and coffee.

What do you want to do when you grow up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking be in charge of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Act like a kid.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tea and coffee**

I don’t drink either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wanna grow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this growing up of which you speak ?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"I say this to the kids at work all the time. ‘Aw when I grow up...’

They look at me as if I’m mad, because clearly at 22, being married and pregnant and have four dogs, a house etc, I’m a grown up.

But when I grow up, I think I’ll like wine, and coffee.

What do you want to do when you grow up?"
what's this growing up you talk of?????

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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When I grow up I'd like to be able to eat celery without gagging.

And know how to use satnav without cursing its weird and wonderful settings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's this growing up of which you speak ? "

I think it’s when you stop saying ‘when I grow up...’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same as when I was young, I want to be a mermaid.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I will like olives and oysters and all manner of classy things that currently make me heave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this growing up of which you speak ?

I think it’s when you stop saying ‘when I grow up...’ "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I may be an adult it's doesn't mean I've grown up!

Tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We grow up ...when does this happen then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The same as when I was young, I want to be a mermaid. "

I watched The Little Mermaid at work today and told the kids that’s what I wanted to be when I grow up, they rolled their eyes at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will like olives and oysters and all manner of classy things that currently make me heave "

I always thought I'd like olives when I hit my 30s. I still don't and it kind of makes me sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I grow up I want to be a Twain dwiver, I might be 50 now but one day I might grow up , lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

No idea, I've not thought that far ahead yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will like olives and oysters and all manner of classy things that currently make me heave

I always thought I'd like olives when I hit my 30s. I still don't and it kind of makes me sad. "

A child at work called me childish because we had mushroom pizza and I peeled my mushrooms off. She ate them though I wish I liked olives, my friends do and they’re not even that classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We grow up ...when does this happen then "
It happens when you stop doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be happy... But I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will like olives and oysters and all manner of classy things that currently make me heave

I always thought I'd like olives when I hit my 30s. I still don't and it kind of makes me sad.

A child at work called me childish because we had mushroom pizza and I peeled my mushrooms off. She ate them though I wish I liked olives, my friends do and they’re not even that classy "

I fully support your decision to remove the mushrooms.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

When I grow up I’d like to be respectable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I grow up

I wanna be famous

I wanna be a star

I wanna be in movies.

This song is stuck in my head now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I grow up

I wanna be famous

I wanna be a star

I wanna be in movies.

This song is stuck in my head now "

Be on tv

People know me

Be in magazeeeeeeens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be a retired grandad living by the sea with enough money to have the grandkids for fun, long weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I grow up I'd like to be able to do my accounts without having to bribe myself with a bottle of wine

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'd like to be a retired grandad living by the sea with enough money to have the grandkids for fun, long weekends."

That sounds perfect. I wouldnt mind a piece if that when I grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mega strop the other morning! Refused to put my bra on, and told the dog I am not adulting today! Bra got flung at the wall, and I sat and sulked.

Whoever invented being a grown up needs setting on fire and pushing off a cliff!!

All I want is a Nanna! One who knits and one who cooks Sunday dinners and crumble.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I still want to be a Prison Warden. I think I would be rather good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I grow up

I wanna be famous

I wanna be a star

I wanna be in movies.

This song is stuck in my head now "

Be careful what you wish for

Cos you might just get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to be a Prison Warden. I think I would be rather good at it "

Do it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I still want to be a Prison Warden. I think I would be rather good at it

Do it. "

I really should

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I grow up

I wanna be famous

I wanna be a star

I wanna be in movies.

This song is stuck in my head now

Be careful what you wish for

Cos you might just get it"

*slut drops*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to be a Prison Warden. I think I would be rather good at it

Do it.

I really should "

Be careful though. X

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I probably am grown up and I quite like it. It's nothing like I thought it would be but I don't have to eat the crusts on sandwiches or wear a vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not growing up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I probably am grown up and I quite like it. It's nothing like I thought it would be but I don't have to eat the crusts on sandwiches or wear a vest "

Do you like coffee, tea, and wine?

My mum says I’ll like them all when I have a child that’s when I’ll be a grown up!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I probably am grown up and I quite like it. It's nothing like I thought it would be but I don't have to eat the crusts on sandwiches or wear a vest

Do you like coffee, tea, and wine?

My mum says I’ll like them all when I have a child that’s when I’ll be a grown up!"

Yes I do. I drink decent coffee a lot and tea sometimes. I love wine but the more grown up I get (older lol) the better the wine has to be or it gives me terrible heart burn. I liked all these things before I had children though. The only permanent effect having children had on me was that half my knowledge fell out of my head as they emerged into the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am hoping growing up is not mandatory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I probably am grown up and I quite like it. It's nothing like I thought it would be but I don't have to eat the crusts on sandwiches or wear a vest

Do you like coffee, tea, and wine?

My mum says I’ll like them all when I have a child that’s when I’ll be a grown up!

Yes I do. I drink decent coffee a lot and tea sometimes. I love wine but the more grown up I get (older lol) the better the wine has to be or it gives me terrible heart burn. I liked all these things before I had children though. The only permanent effect having children had on me was that half my knowledge fell out of my head as they emerged into the world "

Oh yeah my brain is awful at the moment, I’m convinced baby brain is a real thing...I can’t speak and my memory is awful, just in general I’m hopeless 80% of the time!

And hmm. Hopefully one day I’ll like those things. I’ll feel like a real grown up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am hoping growing up is not mandatory! "

I don’t think it is!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I probably am grown up and I quite like it. It's nothing like I thought it would be but I don't have to eat the crusts on sandwiches or wear a vest

Do you like coffee, tea, and wine?

My mum says I’ll like them all when I have a child that’s when I’ll be a grown up!

Yes I do. I drink decent coffee a lot and tea sometimes. I love wine but the more grown up I get (older lol) the better the wine has to be or it gives me terrible heart burn. I liked all these things before I had children though. The only permanent effect having children had on me was that half my knowledge fell out of my head as they emerged into the world

Oh yeah my brain is awful at the moment, I’m convinced baby brain is a real thing...I can’t speak and my memory is awful, just in general I’m hopeless 80% of the time!

And hmm. Hopefully one day I’ll like those things. I’ll feel like a real grown up then "

I don't know if baby brain is a real thing or not but I reckon that considering your body is actually growing a new person inside your brain is probably concentrating elsewhere at the moment and rightly so.

I don't think you need to like hot beverages and wine to be grown up . I just think you need to have a little sophistication and worldliness with just a touch of the child like

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I want to be happy... But I doubt that'll happen anytime soon. "

I don’t think grown ups get to be happy. Happiness and adulting don’t seem very compatible.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I'm hoping I'll be able to drink glasses of water and stomach vegetables, like grown ups are supposed to. Not holding my breath though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I grow up I want to be Spider-Man

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I am hoping growing up is not mandatory!

I don’t think it is! "

Don't grow up, it's very overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am grown up!!

(He says with bottom lip out and stamping his foot)

LJ

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

i think I may have grown up

I quite like trifle now but I didn’t as a kid………oh man, something else I blinked and missed

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