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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There can be only one!

Why should it be you? What makes you the best Fabswinger?

And if it isn't you who should it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are all Fab "

We are Fab, we are Fab......

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Only one swinger? That's a rather sad existence isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only one swinger? That's a rather sad existence isn't it! "

Tell that to Connor McCleod of The Clan McCleod

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only one swinger? That's a rather sad existence isn't it! "

Sssshhhh......there are other sites too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Ghengis cracks all his joints in preparation*

If I'm going da'ahn, I'm taking you slaaaaags with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try me!"
before I buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as I haven't done the swing thing properly yet then I'm probably disqualified Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me.....

I'm immortal.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try me.....

I'm immortal..... "

*stabs Steve. Seems you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try me.....

I'm immortal.....

*stabs Steve. Seems you're not "

I'll never stop talking shite.....

.....well, there's one way to stop me......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have my pork sword in hand and am ready to battle for the prize......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try me! before I buy? "

7 days free trial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try me.....

I'm immortal.....

*stabs Steve. Seems you're not "

Oh, and hurry down to London? Are you far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is fab on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my pork sword in hand and am ready to battle for the prize......"

I'll wrap myself in cling film and let you guys cross sabres and knacker yourselves out. When you're all qanjws out I'll just let my cock slip out the bottom of my trousera near my ankle.... Aiiiiyyyyeeee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my pork sword in hand and am ready to battle for the prize......

I'll wrap myself in cling film and let you guys cross sabres and knacker yourselves out. When you're all qanjws out I'll just let my cock slip out the bottom of my trousera near my ankle.... Aiiiiyyyyeeee.... "

Don't know what's come over me lately....

* splashes face with cold water *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have my pork sword in hand and am ready to battle for the prize......

I'll wrap myself in cling film and let you guys cross sabres and knacker yourselves out. When you're all qanjws out I'll just let my cock slip out the bottom of my trousera near my ankle.... Aiiiiyyyyeeee.... "

qanjws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my pork sword in hand and am ready to battle for the prize......

I'll wrap myself in cling film and let you guys cross sabres and knacker yourselves out. When you're all qanjws out I'll just let my cock slip out the bottom of my trousera near my ankle.... Aiiiiyyyyeeee....

qanjws? "

Yeah, I made up a word I'm so fucking FAB....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear a kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wear a kilt"

I wear boxers, hanging your cock out in a sword fight is foolish.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wear a kilt"

Don't lose your head......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There can be only one!

Why should it be you? What makes you the best Fabswinger?

And if it isn't you who should it be? "

Can I be the wise old elder ex fablander who gives words of wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There can be only one!

Why should it be you? What makes you the best Fabswinger?

And if it isn't you who should it be?

Can I be the wise old elder ex fablander who gives words of wisdom "

Yes, can I hire you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There can be only one!

Why should it be you? What makes you the best Fabswinger?

And if it isn't you who should it be?

Can I be the wise old elder ex fablander who gives words of wisdom "

Not if there can be only one lol Rubi wants this place to herself I'm guessing there maybe fapping going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go over the top of the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!! "

Awwwww your such a softie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There can be only one!

Why should it be you? What makes you the best Fabswinger?

And if it isn't you who should it be?

Can I be the wise old elder ex fablander who gives words of wisdom

Not if there can be only one lol Rubi wants this place to herself I'm guessing there maybe fapping going on "

Rubi won as soon as she made the post......

I'm only doing my Sean Connery bit..... Self sacrifice etc....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am immortal

I have inside me blood of kings

I have no rival

No man can be my equal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie "

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!! "

Wait that came out all wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can go over the top of the bar "

Though i dont shag others, so that rules me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!!

Wait that came out all wrong.... "

I'm guessing somebody could answer if you are a giver here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can go over the top of the bar

Though i dont shag others, so that rules me out "

Mentally we've been shagging for weeks darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can go over the top of the bar

Though i dont shag others, so that rules me out "
yep thats me buggered too well not literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!!

Wait that came out all wrong....

I'm guessing somebody could answer if you are a giver here..... "

Saying nothing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!!

Wait that came out all wrong....

I'm guessing somebody could answer if you are a giver here.....

Saying nothing..... "

Fucking first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!!

Wait that came out all wrong....

I'm guessing somebody could answer if you are a giver here.....

Saying nothing.....

Fucking first "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswinger .. no

Fabwalker yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswinger .. no

Fabwalker yes "
fab starwars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, as an aside....

I'm sat in KFC by borough market, living the dream, on fab, and a beggar just comes up an says "hiya fella, you look like you're having a lot of fun on your phone, can you spare some change so I can get a zinger meal....?"

I felt rumbled so I gave him a quid.... Fab guilt can cost can't it....!!!!

Awwwww your such a softie

Ikr! I NEVER give!!!!

Wait that came out all wrong....

I'm guessing somebody could answer if you are a giver here.....

Saying nothing.....

Fucking first

"

Still a legend though.......tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswinger .. no

Fabwalker yes fab starwars "

Fab solo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Rubi MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am fabbimmortal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I am Rubi MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am fabbimmortal.""

You'll need to grow some DD's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can go over the top of the bar

Though i dont shag others, so that rules me out

Mentally we've been shagging for weeks darling "

Be careful you are close to that fine line!!

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can go over the top of the bar

Though i dont shag others, so that rules me out

Mentally we've been shagging for weeks darling

Be careful you are close to that fine line!!

LJ"

I know, it's where I'm most comfortable, sorry my lovely x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There can be only one!

Why should it be you? What makes you the best Fabswinger?

And if it isn't you who should it be?

Can I be the wise old elder ex fablander who gives words of wisdom

Yes, can I hire you "
of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswinger .. no

Fabwalker yes fab starwars "
use the force , or failing that an OS map

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Fabswinger .. no

Fabwalker yes fab starwars

Fab solo "

Obi wank a knobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I am Rubi MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am fabbimmortal."

You'll need to grow some DD's.... "

Quotey marks means they arent my words! Ner ner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswinger .. no

Fabwalker yes fab starwars

Fab solo

Obi wank a knobby "

I always wondered about chewbacca's cock....

1.) where was it?

2.) was it so small it was hidden in the furr? Did he just tuck?

3.) was it furry, right to the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/19 20:09:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you were....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can’t be the best. I don’t practise enough.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've died twice, and come back.

I am immortal.

Either that or I just had a really really good surgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've died twice, and come back.

I am immortal.

Either that or I just had a really really good surgeon "

I'm going with immortal or the Reaper was just shit scared of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have we concluded it's me yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet? "

Yes, you are to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet? "

Nah.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Yes, you are to me!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah....."

Arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!"

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Lol.... "

Oh Cheeky, I didn’t see you there and promised I was on my best behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!"

Offer or instruction....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....? "

Sounds like an exclamation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Lol....

Oh Cheeky, I didn’t see you there and promised I was on my best behaviour "

You know how to behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation! "

Like a fart...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation!

Like a fart...?? "

Depends on the audio severity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've died twice, and come back.

I am immortal.

Either that or I just had a really really good surgeon "

Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation!

Like a fart...??

Depends on the audio severity! "

Did I send you the chewbacca fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation!

Like a fart...??

Depends on the audio severity!

Did I send you the chewbacca fart? "

I feel totally left out that you didnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation!

Like a fart...??

Depends on the audio severity!

Did I send you the chewbacca fart?

I feel totally left out that you didnt! "

I'll send it over, it's ruined the films now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Lol....

Oh Cheeky, I didn’t see you there and promised I was on my best behaviour

You know how to behave "

I’ll put myself out there but I think you would enjoy my best behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation!

Like a fart...??

Depends on the audio severity!

Did I send you the chewbacca fart?

I feel totally left out that you didnt!

I'll send it over, it's ruined the films now.... "

Where the fuck do you find these things? That's fucking hideous!! Love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have we concluded it's me yet?

Nah.....

Arse!

Offer or instruction....?

Sounds like an exclamation!

Like a fart...??

Depends on the audio severity!

Did I send you the chewbacca fart?

I feel totally left out that you didnt!

I'll send it over, it's ruined the films now....

Where the fuck do you find these things? That's fucking hideous!! Love it lol "

Actually came from a fab friend lolol

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561 "

I wasted my bribe then

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

I wasted my bribe then"

I hadn’t read the whole thread, what were you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

I wasted my bribe then

I hadn’t read the whole thread, what were you offering? "

Sexual favours

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

I wasted my bribe then

I hadn’t read the whole thread, what were you offering?

Sexual favours"

I’m not for corrupting. I’m an innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

I wasted my bribe then

I hadn’t read the whole thread, what were you offering?

Sexual favours

I’m not for corrupting. I’m an innocent "

I can only apologise then

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

I wasted my bribe then

I hadn’t read the whole thread, what were you offering?

Sexual favours

I’m not for corrupting. I’m an innocent

I can only apologise then"

I’ll tell you how you can make it up to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nominate Diamondsmiles and/or Nicecouple561

I wasted my bribe then

I hadn’t read the whole thread, what were you offering?

Sexual favours

I’m not for corrupting. I’m an innocent

I can only apologise then

I’ll tell you how you can make it up to me "

Deal, happy to repent

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