FabSwingers.com forum: Made up words

By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Lewis Carroll is attributed with adding words into our language which are now used more commonly, for example "chortle".

What words can you make up that may be adopted?

To start:

Procaffienation - the art of putting things off until that first cup of coffee in the morning

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Stickoops - how sellotape behaves when you’re tired

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Testiculating - waving your arms about and talking bollocks.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Testiculating - waving your arms about and talking bollocks. "

it's in

Soooooo many people do this

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Stickoops - how sellotape behaves when you’re tired

goddamn that stuff to Hades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexitophobia....

what you get when you turn on the news

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Embiggen - to make bigger and more expansive ... it's a perfectly cromulent word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

redmonkeyitis....

what you get when you swallow... a dic..tionary

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ambitchous - striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GroundDog when your dogs wants to go out but its raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindful.

My small child came up with this, if you can have beautiful, I think it makes perfect sense x

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Kindful.

My small child came up with this, if you can have beautiful, I think it makes perfect sense x"

I like ... kids come up with some great things in their innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chocolateism.....what you get with the first bite on a flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarmination, the ability to wake up 2 minutes before your alarm goes off to prevent the racket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collie-ache ..what you get when you're throwing a ball for a border collie after the tenth time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earpits- the bits underneath your dogs ears that are prone to dreadlocks!

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Collie-ache ..what you get when you're throwing a ball for a border collie after the tenth time"

I can relate to this

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Earpits- the bits underneath your dogs ears that are prone to dreadlocks!"

tell me about this one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pre-rafaelite..

cartoons people watched before Ninja Turtles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble - needs no description

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cockwomble - needs no description

totally

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fubar = fuck up beyond all recognition

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Cockwomble - needs no description

Ow and I love the word cockwomble haha

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Fubar = fuck up beyond all recognition "

I think it's already there

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Askhole - someone who asks many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

justget thisery,

shopping items you didn't intend to buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wan.....

When you're almost there but don't get to finish because get and interruption or distraction from some inconsiderate wanker....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving some of these

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wan.....

When you're almost there but don't get to finish because get and interruption or distraction from some inconsiderate wanker....

As on feeling pale and wan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floopy - the disoriented and wobbly feeling you get after really good sex. I've used this word for 20 years, don't know where I got it from.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 16/04/19 07:45:17]

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Floopy - the disoriented and wobbly feeling you get after really good sex. I've used this word for 20 years, don't know where I got it from. "

you may have been floppy at the time so explains why you can't remember

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

My youngest coined the word selftorical for those questions that don't require answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wan.....

When you're almost there but don't get to finish because get and interruption or distraction from some inconsiderate wanker....

As on feeling pale and wan"

I'm usually quite flushed when I've just wan'd.....

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Masturdating - to go out on your own to the cinema or restaurant etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cromulent .. having long hair and being politically minded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blockturd: anyone thats been blocked by anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickturd - for people who show themselves to be intolerant in prickish ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturdating - to go out on your own to the cinema or restaurant etc"

I go to the cinema alone. Have I been unknowingly masturdating in public places

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bedgasm - the euphoric feeling toy hey when you climb into bed after a long hard day

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Masturdating - to go out on your own to the cinema or restaurant etc

I go to the cinema alone. Have I been unknowingly masturdating in public places

Yes, but don't worry, you won't go blind

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Askhole - someone who asks many stupid, pointless or obnoxious questions"

Equally, this could be someone who is forever asking for advice, but never take it.

The "what's wrong with my profile" threads could be started by askholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men-valanche.

what women get when joining fab

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Men-valanche.

what women get when joining fab"

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewe-phamism..

pertaining to sex in Wales

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Cocksplode - when you open a Fab bloke’s pictures and there are cock pictures everywhere

“He had a hot profile picture so I went to his gallery and it cocksploded everywhere”

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cocksplode - when you open a Fab bloke’s pictures and there are cock pictures everywhere

“He had a hot profile picture so I went to his gallery and it cocksploded everywhere”

this is going to have to come into modern Fab usage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maltasering = tasering someone whilst they’re eating Maltesers

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Maltasering = tasering someone whilst they’re eating Maltesers

I'm disturbed, do you do this often?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Peetea. When you get up from your desk and go to the toilet plus make a cup of tea to maximise your efficiency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maltasering = tasering someone whilst they’re eating Maltesers

I'm disturbed, do you do this often?

Yes

every morning to Private Parts, he loves it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Maltasering = tasering someone whilst they’re eating Maltesers

I'm disturbed, do you do this often?

Yes

every morning to Private Parts, he loves it

She does

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Hibernating - to ignore your friends and family in favour of a boyfriend or girlfriend

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cocknotised - when you're unable to think about anything else than their cock (and them to some degree). Typically seen at the start of lust. See also cuntstruck.

Dickpass - Excusing/giving a pass on shitty behaviour because they're kind of hot and/or you want to have sex with them. Or you've thought about it.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cocknotised - when you're unable to think about anything else than their cock (and them to some degree). Typically seen at the start of lust. See also cuntstruck.

Dickpass - Excusing/giving a pass on shitty behaviour because they're kind of hot and/or you want to have sex with them. Or you've thought about it."

both very valid

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bump

This fits with many here:

Unkeyboardinated - being unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bush-baby.

a non Brazilian female swimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cross-dresser.

someone who has to go to work while still tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flat dweller-

someone who thinks the earth isn't round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't Lewis Carrol write...

Words can mean whatever you want them to mean.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Orator.

someone who gives oral sex while masturbating

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Cocknotised - when you're unable to think about anything else than their cock (and them to some degree). Typically seen at the start of lust. See also cuntstruck.

Dickpass - Excusing/giving a pass on shitty behaviour because they're kind of hot and/or you want to have sex with them. Or you've thought about it."

Cuntstruck is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't Lewis Carrol write...

Words can mean whatever you want them to mean....."

the Bible says lots of things! (sorry I broke into Homer Simpson mode)

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Didn't Lewis Carrol write...

Words can mean whatever you want them to mean.....

the Bible says lots of things! (sorry I broke into Homer Simpson mode)

Jebus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

miss-conception.

Granny Crumpet giving birth.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"miss-conception.

Granny Crumpet giving birth."

Haha .. yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sada-day,

the very last day your parents picked you up for a cuddle

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"Kindful.

My small child came up with this, if you can have beautiful, I think it makes perfect sense x"

Absolute genius. Kids say the best things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hole in the wall -a place to make a withdrawal.

Glory hole - a place to leave a deposit

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hole in the wall -a place to make a withdrawal.

Glory hole - a place to leave a deposit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exaggeration,

8".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breif Encounter

up skirting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewok.

a large Yorkshire frying pan

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Unlightening - the process of learning something that makes you more stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gobstopper.

john holmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolloquaciousness

The ability to talk bollocks continually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unpossible

something not possible (said by Ralph Wiggums, the Simpsons ...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexaphone

an adult chat line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's afoot.

what most men claim to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fingerbowl.

a posh ladies c***

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"fingerbowl.

a posh ladies c***"

Now that I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake orgasms.

what Melania Trump has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a word but an abbreviation

FRO - F**k right off

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Doppelbanger- a person who had sex with someone who is their double, yet not related

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By *adussa m the originalWoman
over a year ago

Gateshead/Washington

I listen to stuff threw my hearphones not a typo als9 my mum says upsited for when ur extra excited and stummy fo4 stomach_tummy also someone rings u stupid o'clock in morning or night lol when u don't want them to

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Cupidity - stupid things you've done when in love (or lust)

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Unbarrassed - appearing to be embarrassed when you're not really ... a lot of unbarrassment at awards ceremonies

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

The duforiser - the super special tool that does for everything.

The whatchamacallit - the thingy (not quite on the same level as the duforiser)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knickersknickerknockeroffer.

someone who collects knickers from sexual encounters.. and keeps them in my draw (Peter from family guy slip up )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

semiquiver.

what chaps get looking at fabswingers "hot photos"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

custodian

someone who sneaks vanilla slices into a cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goggler

someone looking for glasses direct via a search engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thongstress

a young Madonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thongstress

a young Madonna"

Any more...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twin peaks

a full frontal view

twin cheeks

just the reverse

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"semiquiver.

what chaps get looking at fabswingers "hot photos""

And semicolon - not achieving full anal penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three in a bed.

a game to play in a pub tap room if you dont get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farse.....

.....Rubi's specialists pleasure.....

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