FabSwingers.com forum: Stop the Pigeon

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop that pigeon now!!

How would you stop that pigeon so you don't lose your job?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m not sure, but I used to work with a software engineer who was basically like talking to Klunk

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Nab him, jab him,grab him, stab him, catch that pigeon now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m not sure, but I used to work with a software engineer who was basically like talking to Klunk "

I bet that was a tricky conversation

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I think the traditional means of shotgun and spaniel to retrieve the evidence

RIP Speckled Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tactical nuke

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Hayelp Hayelp its the Hooded Claw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peregrin Falcon would work proper fukked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed him alka-seltszer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shot from a bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call “The Anthill Mob”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poison.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a pigeon or are you assuming its species just because its roughly pigeon formed? Also are you advocating violence against pigeons? Two days from now the Team Working Againts Torturous Shits will start a poll and petition before getting the laws passed at Parliment outlawing the denial of a pigeons rights unit to be chased. Congratulations you have now promoted social change.

Oh and a big net

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Big net, dropped from above from an ACME hot air balloon,which will of course get a random puncture making you plunge comically to your doom while the pigeon blows you a raspberry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muttley! Do something!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Given they regularly bring them in and feast on them leaving feathers everywhere - just set our two cats onto it - job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a pigeon or are you assuming its species just because its roughly pigeon formed? Also are you advocating violence against pigeons? Two days from now the Team Working Againts Torturous Shits will start a poll and petition before getting the laws passed at Parliment outlawing the denial of a pigeons rights unit to be chased. Congratulations you have now promoted social change.

Oh and a big net

No axe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a big net

No axe? "

Right tool for the right job, maybe an eagle? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I change to boomerang?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Muttley! Do something!"

He cant help he's feeling ruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok Clunk will have an idea

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fire yourself from big cannon, grab pigeon as you fly past, then miss ACME safety net on the way down, crash into a you shape hole in the dirt while pigeon blows you a raspberry and flies off unscathed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build a nest high in a tree with a puppet "sexy" pigeon that is secretly a trap.

Entice pigeon by simulating sexy pigeon noises as some Sexy Jazz is playing in the background.

Pigeon becomes enamoured by Sexy lady pigeon and flies off to find twigs to build a love shack, but notices you manipulating the controls.

Pigeon draws a "Sexy lady grizzly bear tail" on your backside and starts making "sexy lady grizzly bear" noises and a passing angry bear becomes enamoured.

As angry horny grizzly drags you off to his cave for some lovin, Pigeon blows a raspberry and flies off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into work yesterday to be confronted by a man with his bird of prey soley for the purpose of scaring away the pigeons (so not technically catching per se)

Beautiful creature

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure, but I used to work with a software engineer who was basically like talking to Klunk "

Yeah I look back on catch the pigeon and think it's a bit off. Klunk clearly had tourettes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and a big net

No axe?

Right tool for the right job, maybe an eagle? Lol

Lol an eagle would massacre that pigeon.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'm missing something as I have no idea what this thread is all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Muttley! Do something!

He cant help he's feeling ruff

That's not funny, spank your bum. Muttley had breathing difficulties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm missing something as I have no idea what this thread is all about

Youtube "catch the pigeon"

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A giant net that once flown into traps the pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muttley! Do something!

He cant help he's feeling ruff

Yeah, you’re barking up the wrong tree there. Pigeons on the other tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They could have just left out some bread mixed in with bicarbonate of soda for the pigeon to eat. So much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would sub contract the job to wile e coyote, pigeon wouldn't get caught, but we could all laugh at the attempts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would sub contract the job to wile e coyote, pigeon wouldn't get caught, but we could all laugh at the attempts

Wouldn't work

Catch the Pigeon was Hanna-Barbera and Wile e Coyote was loony Tunes. They would never be able to meet.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I would sub contract the job to wile e coyote, pigeon wouldn't get caught, but we could all laugh at the attempts

Wouldn't work

Catch the Pigeon was Hanna-Barbera and Wile e Coyote was loony Tunes. They would never be able to meet."

Ah that's sad, like the West Side Story of cartoon folk.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A very, very large fan. Wired in reverse. Sure it'll be messy but such is life. Well death actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id use an eagle from one of ghe highways in scotland stop the cheeky fuckers counting cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d hire Wile E. Coyote and team him up with Muttley.

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Disguise myself and my colleagues as pigeons so we can sneak up and fire a pigeon-seeking missile at it. Fool proof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d hire Wile E. Coyote and team him up with Muttley.

Ah you see as discussed this wouldn't work. You can't cross Hanna-Barbera and loony Tunes. Different universe's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one that got stuck on the roof at work, it was a flat roof so we named him Steven seagull and fed him chips

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"We had one that got stuck on the roof at work, it was a flat roof so we named him Steven seagull and fed him chips

Did he have a ponytail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over feed it so it couldn’t fly again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We phoned the sspca and they came out and rescued him

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