FabSwingers.com forum: Dress your dick up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a while ago I was pretty bored at home with my partner away. I may have dressed up my dick as a hot wheels car and sent a pic of it to her

Picture a water transfer hot wheels flame tattoo complete with chrome wheels. Since the first one I have done a festive snowman, using props from a melting putty snowman kit (Complete with googley eyes).

My proposition to you is to dress up your dick and send that special someone a happy surprise. The more you can disguise it the better.

Also looking for future suggestions.

Oliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would involve me sending a dick pick and I'm not one for that kind of behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a dick either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick

You have loads!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones that are funny or different

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Bizarrely I have one ready to go - don’t ask why! I’ll forward to Rubi - sorry Rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea "

Standby for a heaving inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick

You have loads!!!! "

and I thought she told me everything!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I don't have a dick

We could do boobs or dildos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick

You have loads!!!! "

Only you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick

You have loads!!!! "

You've got mine somewhere.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a dick

You have loads!!!!

Only you

Talc it up and slap it so it forms a dust cloud my love.....

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Check out 'Things my Dick does' (elsewhere online). Brilliant pics.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Sod it! Uploaded it, Rubi shouldn’t have to suffer my pics alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sod it! Uploaded it, Rubi shouldn’t have to suffer my pics alone

You have a Pinocchio nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

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Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

So you don’t want to Carlos Cojones in your box then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check out 'Things my Dick does' (elsewhere online). Brilliant pics."

I’ll have a look

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Check out 'Things my Dick does' (elsewhere online). Brilliant pics.

I’ll have a look

Probably NSFW!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Check out 'Things my Dick does' (elsewhere online). Brilliant pics."

I was just about to post that. Someone posted it on the forum a few years back.

Someone sent me a picture of theirs dressed in a little dress. It was very cute. I don't like receiving penis pictures but I'm happy to come across the funny ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum "

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *"

Wait, I'm not saying your...... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK STEVE....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *"

I do have a cock jar as it goes. If men piss me off I bite them off and pickle them. Got quite a collection now.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *

I do have a cock jar as it goes. If men piss me off I bite them off and pickle them. Got quite a collection now. "

(Backs away slowly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *

Wait, I'm not saying your...... THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK STEVE....!! "

I take that back.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *

I do have a cock jar as it goes. If men piss me off I bite them off and pickle them. Got quite a collection now.

(Backs away slowly)"

That, only faster.... ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this idea

Standby for a heaving inbox

Ffs. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK NORA! I’ll never learn

(I see what you did there....

)

There was no motive. Im just a plum

* hides my cock picks to private so as to avoid Nora’s cock jar *

I do have a cock jar as it goes. If men piss me off I bite them off and pickle them. Got quite a collection now.

(Backs away slowly)

That, only faster.... ^"

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t know why I didn’t post that pic sooner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not making THAT pic public....

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I did an xmas pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bizarrely I have one ready to go - don’t ask why! I’ll forward to Rubi - sorry Rubi

That is funny

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Check out 'Things my Dick does' (elsewhere online). Brilliant pics."

I love that

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Bizarrely I have one ready to go - don’t ask why! I’ll forward to Rubi - sorry Rubi

That is funny

Yeah, sorry bout that

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