FabSwingers.com forum: Been in police custardy!

By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it'll never stand up in court

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"it'll never stand up in court"

Or the cooler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

Maybe! Are you trifle-ing with my emotions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

Maybe! Are you trifle-ing with my emotions?

Am I 'creaming' you off

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

Maybe! Are you trifle-ing with my emotions?

Am I 'creaming' you off

Whipped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

Maybe! Are you trifle-ing with my emotions?

Am I 'creaming' you off

Whipped?

Can't be 'topped'

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

Maybe! Are you trifle-ing with my emotions?

Am I 'creaming' you off

Whipped?

Can't be 'topped'

Not even with 100s and 1000s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

Good grief man. Are you bored

Maybe! Are you trifle-ing with my emotions?

Am I 'creaming' you off

Whipped?

Can't be 'topped'

Not even with 100s and 1000s

Ok, toss in a few raspberries

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

And a few edible silver balls

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Sherry you can't be serious ... were you caught trying to sponge off someone?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard..."

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sherry you can't be serious ... were you caught trying to sponge off someone?"

Sherry to soak your ladies fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sherry you can't be serious ... were you caught trying to sponge off someone?"

don't call him Sherry

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I prefer a ginger log.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I’ve never been in that kind of jam before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a trifle silly

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

You big pudding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was put in a cell for battery, but they never charged me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ah but 2 men were arrested for shoplifting ... one stole a battery the other fireworks

They charged one but let the other one off

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Some need to get jobs....really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some need to get jobs....really

ive got 4

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Some need to get jobs....really

Some of us are lucky enough not to need to work full time....three day weeker, me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some need to get jobs....really

Some of us are lucky enough not to need to work full time....three day weeker, me ...

Me too, though the 3 days are 12 hour shifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants"

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing"

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

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I'd lay the blame at Nellie the Elephant door... trump trump trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

I'd lay the blame at Nellie the Elephant door... trump trump trump"

Did you just say the T word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

I'd lay the blame at Nellie the Elephant door... trump trump trump

Did you just say the T word

no.. that's fake news

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

I'd lay the blame at Nellie the Elephant door... trump trump trump"

More like Neville the Elephant on the stairs at cams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

I'd lay the blame at Nellie the Elephant door... trump trump trump

Did you just say the T word

no.. that's fake news"

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"How do you know an elephants been in the fridge? Footprints in the custard...

I only have a fridge! If an elephant got in there it would burst out like my willy in a thong.

you could borrow some trunks off the elephants

What would you do with an elephants trunk?

Open it and see what he's been packing

They use them to pinch buns it would cause havoc in a swingers club

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I was followed around a strange market today. It was a trifle bazzar!!

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By *he Squire of Knotty Ash OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I was followed around a strange market today. It was a trifle bazzar!!"

Did you get egg nogged?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"They made a right trifle of it!

My knees were shaking like jelly!

Anyone else creamed themselves with stress levels in the hundreds and thousands?

I laughed way too hard then

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

If this is a serious thread, yes ive been there and equally i shit myself too. Horrible experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you get your just desserts

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