FabSwingers.com forum: Be a hero, save a penis!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots of penises around the world are suffering, they are being abused by their owners, mistreated and forcefully stroked without any aftercare.

Ladies this thread is aimed towards you, help save those poor penises from suffering by offering a willing gentle hand, a mouth, or if you find it deep within your heart a wet vagina or tight ass

Let's spread the word and never let them be mistreated again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of penises around the world are suffering, they are being abused by their owners, mistreated and forcefully stroked without any aftercare.

Ladies this thread is aimed towards you, help save those poor penises from suffering by offering a willing gentle hand, a mouth, or if you find it deep within your heart a wet vagina or tight ass

Let's spread the word and never let them be mistreated again!"

OMG I actually love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing my best!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I second this fine motion sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I second this fine motion sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best forum tonight lol!

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

This is quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv done my bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv done my bit.

I will when I find one worth saving

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Pure genius

I thought he’d be giving me the evil eye ever since I knocked a quick one out in the shower this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh. I'm allegedly heartless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv done my bit.

I will when I find one worth saving

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Hero's shall not discriminate when seeing poor penises suffer, they are all equally abused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charity begins at home, so when he gets in later......

I shall do my bit.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I've got some tinned fruit for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got some tinned fruit for you."

Tinned? Oh god, your todger must have the worst of us

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

My favourite charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug a penis.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Hug a penis. "

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to adopt a penis.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By *iniairlWoman
over a year ago

Cavan

You can't save them all, but you can keep trying:D

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By *igBen6996Man
over a year ago

London

"I'd like to adopt a penis. "

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"You can't save them all, but you can keep trying:D"

Mmmm looks like you've been going above and beyond! Good work! X

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'd like to adopt a penis. "

That sounds kind of cute!

I might do that.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd like to adopt a penis.

That sounds kind of cute!

I might do that. "

Free to a good home

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'd like to adopt a penis. "

You can receive a monthly letter from your adopted penis, a cuddly toy depicting it and regular photo updates after your donation...

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By *teve CDMan
over a year ago

hull villages

I will help save a few

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'd like to adopt a penis.

That sounds kind of cute!

I might do that.

Free to a good home

Only if you offer what Tea Monkey offers

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd like to adopt a penis.

That sounds kind of cute!

I might do that.

Free to a good home

Only if you offer what Tea Monkey offers

Sounds fair, you also get a this attractive carriage clock just for enquiring

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'd like to adopt a penis.

That sounds kind of cute!

I might do that.

Free to a good home

Only if you offer what Tea Monkey offers

Sounds fair, you also get a this attractive carriage cock just for enquiring

FTFY

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'd like to adopt a penis.

That sounds kind of cute!

I might do that.

Free to a good home

Only if you offer what Tea Monkey offers

Sounds fair, you also get a this attractive carriage cock just for enquiring

FTFY"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Good man OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of penises around the world are suffering, they are being abused by their owners, mistreated and forcefully stroked without any aftercare.

Ladies this thread is aimed towards you, help save those poor penises from suffering by offering a willing gentle hand, a mouth, or if you find it deep within your heart a wet vagina or tight ass

Let's spread the word and never let them be mistreated again!"

Hahaha that’s great, we need a concert or telethon to help raise awareness!!

Cock-aid 2019....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

For just one blowjob a week, you too can help Robert's penis recover from years of abuse.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mine is very well looked after, however, he would like to see more of the world so would be open to a foreign exchange (which doesn't necessarily mean abroad).

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine currently looks like a chorizo sausage because I mistreat it.

It needs a carer

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

#saveapenis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine currently looks like a chorizo sausage because I mistreat it.

It needs a carer"

#tag every sausage matters

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m willing to suck the life out of a cock.

Apply within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saved one Monday, I'm doing my bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every .5 seconds, somewhere in the World, a penis is being abused. You can stop that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be made less hard to adopt one!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'll do my part. Send photo and adoption papers to my inbox...

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"For just one blowjob a week, you too can help Robert's penis recover from years of abuse."

I want to know who Robert is?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"For just one blowjob a week, you too can help Robert's penis recover from years of abuse.

I want to know who Robert is?"

I don't know he is but the "you too" part makes it sound like he's already getting at least one blow job a week if not more. How much recovery is needed exactly!?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"For just one blowjob a week, you too can help Robert's penis recover from years of abuse.

I want to know who Robert is?"

Why, interested?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"For just one blowjob a week, you too can help Robert's penis recover from years of abuse.

I want to know who Robert is?

I don't know he is but the "you too" part makes it sound like he's already getting at least one blow job a week if not more. How much recovery is needed exactly!?"

Any perceived favouritism is purely coincidental and not a reflection of the views of the charity

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"For just one blowjob a week, you too can help Robert's penis recover from years of abuse.

I want to know who Robert is?

Why, interested?

I like to think I do my bit for charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one here that needs adopting

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Mine is by no means abused or mistreated but I'm worried I'll no longer be able to treat it in the way it deserves, or is accustomed to. Please get in touch if you're able to provide care & attention from as little commitment as 1/2hr a week.

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Whenever I rescue a penis, they always cum to me when kiss them and give a stroke of the hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever I rescue a penis, they always cum to me when kiss them and give a stroke of the hand.

So how do I make an appointment?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'll do my part. Send photo and adoption papers to my inbox. Each penis will receive the care it needs. Once recovered, it will be tucked in and kissed goodnight.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I can't even go to the bathroom now, my penis see's my hand coming and goes " oh no not again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy has a talking willy.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Action speaks louder than words but no action ergo words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, but I'm not a good Samaritan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My penis is going to be heavily abused this weekend, ladies please have mercy on this poor little fella, good karma will return to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is going to be heavily abused this weekend, ladies please have mercy on this poor little fella, good karma will return to you!"

F&B?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Doing my bit to help some of those poor cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To late mine's dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My penis is going to be heavily abused this weekend, ladies please have mercy on this poor little fella, good karma will return to you!

F&B?

No he gets more than enough pussay! His baguette is in such good care, it could run a marathon back to back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The time has cum again ladies and gents

In these dire times they need you more than ever

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I definitely need some one to adopt mine and take good care of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me your penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of penises around the world are suffering, they are being abused by their owners, mistreated and forcefully stroked without any aftercare.

Ladies this thread is aimed towards you, help save those poor penises from suffering by offering a willing gentle hand, a mouth, or if you find it deep within your heart a wet vagina or tight ass

Let's spread the word and never let them be mistreated again!"

I'll definitely save yours

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Give me your penises "
gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me your penises gladly

That was quick

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I have a penis if anyone wants to save it or whatever

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Give me your penises gladly

That was quick

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it’s been mistreated for a long time it’s very eager lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a penis if anyone wants to save it or whatever

You know I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me your penises gladly

That was quick

it’s been mistreated for a long time it’s very eager lol"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I have a penis if anyone wants to save it or whatever

You know I would "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is in serious danger of mistreatment, any ladies want to help save it??

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Give me your penises gladly

That was quick

it’s been mistreated for a long time it’s very eager lol

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it wants to know where you will keep it safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of penises around the world are suffering, they are being abused by their owners, mistreated and forcefully stroked without any aftercare.

Ladies this thread is aimed towards you, help save those poor penises from suffering by offering a willing gentle hand, a mouth, or if you find it deep within your heart a wet vagina or tight ass

Let's spread the word and never let them be mistreated again!"

As long as no 3 pound a month comes into the appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you posted this in past? I have a serious déjà vu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you posted this in past? I have a serious déjà vu

Oh the thread is 40 weeks old...that's why it looked familiar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you posted this in past? I have a serious déjà vu

Oh the thread is 40 weeks old...that's why it looked familiar

Yup, shameless bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, sorry, I leave teeth marks on for the owner to explain to his unaware Mrs.

Mrs

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I'd like to adopt a penis. "

I think mines been orphaned. It needs someone to look after it. Lol.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Send them to Lacey's sanctuary for average penises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send them to Lacey's sanctuary for average penises."

Can I send mine?

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Send them to Lacey's sanctuary for average penises."

Don't be fooled , it's not a sanctuary it's a trap .

Once you are lured in she might introduce you to her purples penis ...

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"Send them to Lacey's sanctuary for average penises.

Don't be fooled , it's not a sanctuary it's a trap .

Once you are lured in she might introduce you to her purples penis ...

*purple

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

This made me chuckle

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"This made me chuckle

Your welcome , my good deed for the day is done .

"Make someone smile".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send them to Lacey's sanctuary for average penises."

Only average, damn it, mines exquisite

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'd like to adopt a penis.

I think mines been orphaned. It needs someone to look after it. Lol. "

Now how can one say no to that?

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Send them to Lacey's sanctuary for average penises.

Only average, damn it, mines exquisite

Come north, I'm sure we could help

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