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"How small are you that you can walk under black cats? " could the black cat be a puma | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb " Willy buffing. He's basically saying he's wanking. | |||
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"Nope. What a load of cobblers." "ooo cross my heart" | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Willy buffing. He's basically saying he's wanking. " Lol.... | |||
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"Nope. What a load of cobblers." Exactly, I walked under a ladder once, and I'm still here to tell the tale of when I walked on a cracked paving slab just minutes later | |||
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"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats " Hello again Mr Gnome | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different " Welcome back* | |||
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"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats Hello again Mr Gnome " well hello.. id say Touchwood but someone will say summat very very rude.. | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different Welcome back*" W**k buddy | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different Welcome back* W**k buddy " Are you asking? | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different Welcome back* W**k buddy Are you asking? " I’ve got no talc left, you used it all | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different Welcome back* W**k buddy Are you asking? I’ve got no talc left, you used it all " I do smell beautiful though.... | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different Welcome back* W**k buddy Are you asking? I’ve got no talc left, you used it all I do smell beautiful though.... " Lucky you, I don’t | |||
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"Wb What’s Wb Whopping balls.... Rubi says different Welcome back* W**k buddy Are you asking? I’ve got no talc left, you used it all I do smell beautiful though.... Lucky you, I don’t " Seriously, who even uses talc except drug dealers cutting down good shit....? | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... " Haha I do that | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that " Ello you | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you " Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? " He can just about type | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? He can just about type " You shouldn’t get men d*unk and take advantage. It’s not good and it’s not right | |||
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"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats " I always salute magpies as well and say touch wood while touching my head but i am not really superstitious it’s more like a habit picked up from family LJ | |||
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"I don’t walk over three drains When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck...." I'm still curious about this three drains cobblers. Do the drains have to be close together or do you count how many drains you walk over in a specific time period so that you never exceed 2 drains? | |||
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"I don’t walk over three drains When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck.... I'm still curious about this three drains cobblers. Do the drains have to be close together or do you count how many drains you walk over in a specific time period so that you never exceed 2 drains?" Never even heard of that | |||
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"I don’t walk over three drains When I was 11 I broke a mirror in my bedroom. I cleaned it up, went into my mum’s bedroom and took her mirror. I then dropped her mirror when carrying it to my room. 14 years bad luck.... I'm still curious about this three drains cobblers. Do the drains have to be close together or do you count how many drains you walk over in a specific time period so that you never exceed 2 drains? Never even heard of that " Hense my curiosity on the rules of not crossing three drains. It would be a bitch if she works for a drainage firm. | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? " Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but.... | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? He can just about type You shouldn’t get men d*unk and take advantage. It’s not good and it’s not right " Pmsl, yeah, you wicked woman you...!!! | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but.... " Haha what did you expect vocally? | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but.... Haha what did you expect vocally? " Lololol idk, you just seemed nice, kind, a good sort, not very forumy.... ....a lot of forumites aren't so cool without the keyboard. Anyway, I feel privileged, you're like royalty here | |||
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"Ladders, I actively go underneath.... I'm such a rebel.... Haha I do that Ello you Hello nice to talk to you last night. Did you survive? Yeah, you're not what I expected vocally, in a good way.... .....yeah, my bum is a bit sore, but.... Haha what did you expect vocally? Lololol idk, you just seemed nice, kind, a good sort, not very forumy.... ....a lot of forumites aren't so cool without the keyboard. Anyway, I feel privileged, you're like royalty here " Hahaha wtf . Pass me my crown lol I am nice! I’m starting to worry that I don’t come across too great on here. | |||
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"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats " My sis in law crosses herself if she sees a magpie. I do the same now! | |||
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"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats Hello again Mr Gnome well hello.. id say Touchwood but someone will say summat very very rude.." Oh I always touch wood, sometimes even for luck | |||
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"I always say good morning or good afternoon Mr magpie if I see a single magpie always have done. also I never walk under black cats Hello again Mr Gnome well hello.. id say Touchwood but someone will say summat very very rude.. Oh I always touch wood, sometimes even for luck " ooh you are awful, but I like you | |||
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"Theres a dragon in Chinatown here, I always rub his balls for luck... And judging by how shiny they are, I'm not the only one!" perhaps you should have gone to Specsavers | |||
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"Theres a dragon in Chinatown here, I always rub his balls for luck... And judging by how shiny they are, I'm not the only one!" It must be a Liverpool thing | |||
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"Serena Williams bounces the ball exactly 5 times before her first serve" I'd be more impressed with exactly 3.7 bounces... | |||
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