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Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
"Oh my god bloody god! Welcome back stranger X | |||
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. " Carried on going like the soldier you are though huh....even though you clearly weren't rocking her world  | |||
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
Oh my god bloody god! Welcome back stranger X "Cheers, hope you are well and still running | |||
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. Carried on going like the soldier you are though huh....even though you clearly weren't rocking her world " | |||
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"Me and my husband made love once That was weird " yeah, never again | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here" What the fuck, that’s mental | |||
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"The ones that don't happen. Came when getting head and then bolted. Them, not me! "you're just too good  | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here" I don’t go on top either
And I would have said no if someone wouldn’t go down on me and expected me to go down on them. Unless I really wanted to go down on them 
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"I wonder if I've been described as this! " I was just thinking that too | |||
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
"It's been a while, I can certainly say that! Welcome back View, Fab is a constant as you know...
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"Oh I’m everybody’s worst fuck! I like to be consistent! "That actually takes some work, kudos | |||
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. " Same.. really kicks the wind out of my sails when that happens... masssive turn off moment. | |||
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"Scanning thread for my name "Wanna be my next worst fuck? 
See? Told you I was shite at flirting! | |||
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. " don't worry ..I'd reciprocate you to damp pieces | |||
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. Same.. really kicks the wind out of my sails when that happens... masssive turn off moment. " I just carry on, but it's not a good way to see me again. If you don't want to, say, and we can skip oral for both of us. Fair's fair. | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here What the fuck, that’s mental" Isn't it something when the fems expect such high standards from us, yet they can't be bothered to reciprocate. Talk about a sense of entitlement. Some people just want a slap. | |||
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
It's been a while, I can certainly say that! Welcome back View, Fab is a constant as you know...
Bliss "Thank you | |||
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"I wonder if I've been described as this! Doubt it" Thanks for the vote of confidence. I have my moments that's for sure | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here" Don’t think she was into you dear.....! | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time." Are you free of fluff? | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time. Are you free of fluff?" Not arf! | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time. Are you free of fluff? Not arf! " Sorry is that a no | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here Hopefully the condom full of cum was found by her partner, would have given me some joy atleast. Don’t think she was into you dear.....! " | |||
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. " Yeah I've had a few experiences of guys who's idea of foreplay is me giving them head  | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time. Are you free of fluff? Not arf! Sorry is that a no" I don’t have a cock. So yeah, fluff free | |||
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"The ones that don't happen. Came when getting head and then bolted. Them, not me! "Mrs had this once she was furious to say the least | |||
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"Alas, she was alive
Bloody hell, I have missed this place.
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. Yeah I've had a few experiences of guys who's idea of foreplay is me giving them head "I occasionally get told that I'm up myself for wanting something for myself. Good grief. | |||
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. " maybe you didn’t get her going op just a thought | |||
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"When I lost my virginity wasn’t great- the two of us didn’t really have a clue but it didn’t put us off. By the end of a week together we had it cracked "That's sweet x | |||
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"Made sweet love to a girl, gentle as can be, she said it was shit, so I fucked her, and she said it was one of the best fucks she ever had. Its up to you to make it better, no one eles is gonna do it." I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. | |||
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. " Wasn't a hotel bed with a dozen pillows and you may off inserted in to an Oxford slip and not her slit.....just a thought. | |||
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. " Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself. Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls. | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time." I take sandpaper to rub the fluff off. (( )) | |||
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself. Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls." So she has no say whatsoever in what is happening. #checkmyfilters | |||
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"Every time with my ex? He used to tie me up with hands and legs tied to the bed post I hated it Mrscxxx " Why did you let him do it then? | |||
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself. Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls." If the guy I'm with is selfish and not responsive to my needs, it won't be a good time. And if a guy tried to move me around like a doll there'd be hell to pay. | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here" I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth! 
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine. | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine."The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin  | |||
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself. Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls. If the guy I'm with is selfish and not responsive to my needs, it won't be a good time. And if a guy tried to move me around like a doll there'd be hell to pay. " Yeah I can see it might be different for a woman. When you think about it that makes sense. | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin "Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react? | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react?"I vomited. He told me I was a bad lover. It took me a long time to realise that I liked oral... | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react?
I vomited. He told me I was a bad lover. It took me a long time to realise that I liked oral... "Over him I hope lol! Oral can be pretty amazing if it's fine the way you like it! | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine."I love going on top. Not much is hotter than watching a guy cum as you bounce up and down on his cock. Different strokes for different folks though | |||
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"Meet from here last week, turned up quick chat. She wouldn't go on top, expected me to go down on her, apparently she only goes down on people in a relationship, lucky guy (not) wouldn't let me have a shower at the end Come back home find she'd blocked me on here I hate going on top too. I'm not always into sucking guys off. Especially if they have pubes yet asked me to be smooth!
Oh and years ago from another site the times I did accommodate, no I wouldn't let them use my shower either. They have their own in their home. These days, I never use a guys shower when I'm meeting at theirs. I go home and use mine.
The guy I mentioned in my first reply demanded that I be completely hairless but didn't even wash the dried piss out of his foreskin
Oh my goodness. How disgusting! How did you react?
I vomited. He told me I was a bad lover. It took me a long time to realise that I liked oral...
Over him I hope lol! Oral can be pretty amazing if it's fine the way you like it!"Oh I was a teenager at the time. Long over him, haha. I love oral. I even discovered, years later, that female orgasms aren't a myth! | |||
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"We had a meet with a couple in the woods. Lots of build up/msgs beforehand so believed we were all on the same page. Lots of fem on fem discussed etc. Anyways....me & OH started pleasing the lady....who literally lay there like a corpse, no reactions/conversation etc. The guy was stood away playing with his cock. Invited him to join but he declined saying he enjoyed watching etc. Tried for a bit longer then got so fed up I walked away and told OH I couldn’t as wasn’t feeling it at all. He carried on trying, while I chatted to the other guy, went in for a kiss literally touched the end of his cock and he shot his load. OH ended up wanking himself off as she wasn’t very participatory and we drive home in numbed silence. It’s this meet which has made us stick to club meets only.....all there for same reason and less chance of this kind of negative experience. We didn’t leave a veri but they did though we’ve not displayed it!!!" We've seen couples like that at clubs and parties. Really weird. Not sure why they bother as both seem really bored by it. Maybe they've been swinging for so long they don't know how to stop. No life without it so they carry on.  | |||
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"We had a meet with a couple in the woods. Lots of build up/msgs beforehand so believed we were all on the same page. Lots of fem on fem discussed etc. Anyways....me & OH started pleasing the lady....who literally lay there like a corpse, no reactions/conversation etc. The guy was stood away playing with his cock. Invited him to join but he declined saying he enjoyed watching etc. Tried for a bit longer then got so fed up I walked away and told OH I couldn’t as wasn’t feeling it at all. He carried on trying, while I chatted to the other guy, went in for a kiss literally touched the end of his cock and he shot his load. OH ended up wanking himself off as she wasn’t very participatory and we drive home in numbed silence. It’s this meet which has made us stick to club meets only.....all there for same reason and less chance of this kind of negative experience. We didn’t leave a veri but they did though we’ve not displayed it!!! We've seen couples like that at clubs and parties. Really weird. Not sure why they bother as both seem really bored by it. Maybe they've been swinging for so long they don't know how to stop. No life without it so they carry on. "The best bit? The guy of the couple has requested several times to meet again...and for just me & him to meet. He/they had their chance, have been honest with our feedback and his chance has been and gone!! | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. " Bloody hell. | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. " Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny! | |||
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"These types of threads always make me feel a bit bad as I've not had any awful ones. It makes me wonder what's in the pipeline! " Ditto.... Does it mean one is coming? | |||
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"These types of threads always make me feel a bit bad as I've not had any awful ones. It makes me wonder what's in the pipeline! Ditto.... Does it mean one is coming? " Nope, thankfully for you I'm far far away | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny!" It might sound it but when you have a hairy ass blowing gas in your face at a very intimate time, it's really gross. | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny! It might sound it but when you have a hairy ass blowing gas in your face at a very intimate time, it's really gross. " I think it's one of those, it's a funny image but you wouldn't want it to happen. | |||
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"These types of threads always make me feel a bit bad as I've not had any awful ones. It makes me wonder what's in the pipeline! Ditto.... Does it mean one is coming? Nope, thankfully for you I'm far far away " | |||
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. " Wtf?! I thought the guy who left me bruised for over a month was bad, but I'm sensitive to that sort of thing and it wasn't violent, just rougher than I can take. | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. " I know it’s terrible but this has made me weak!! Bless you Dana, bless you | |||
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"I met a girl on tinder a few years ago and met in a hotel in her city. The night started off well and when we got to fucking, she laid there lifeless. My first thought was she was dead, alas she was alive but her lifeless body turned me off. Anyone had any similar boner deflating sorrows. Wasn't a hotel bed with a dozen pillows and you may off inserted in to an Oxford slip and not her slit.....just a thought." No | |||
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. " Did you tell him you didn't like it? | |||
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"I've had several meets where I go down on them, because to me that's part of play, and they just then... don't reciprocate. It's aggravating. " Bugger that. It’s bloody rude that what it is. And on you too!!! There should be “Report that fuck(er)” button just for such inconsiderate types!! | |||
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"Oh I’m everybody’s worst fuck! I like to be consistent! "Total bollox. Quite the opposites!! xx | |||
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"I mean, I can give it my all and it'll still be shit because the other person isn't. It takes at least two. Disagree, only takes one to enjoy sex. Yourself. Shes not moving? Put her face down lift her hips in the air, step over her and get yourself balls deep, hold onto the back of the her head and get a good motion going while saying "yeah thats it, dont move, mmm yeah", then imagine she is one of those real expensive sex dolls." Fuck me this just hit a nerve. I recently had sex in just that position. He told me to stay still as I moved in to meet his cock. I wanted to feel him deep and hard. Then we had round 2 in a different position. It got me thinking of positions guys use if they think your a bad fuck and would you a guy go back in for round 2? | |||
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. Did you tell him you didn't like it?" Not beforehand, I have never been bitten on the face before so never expected it. He realised at the tears/crying stage and was very apologetic. | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... " Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best! | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best! "Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed "Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star! | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star! "I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for  | |||
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"Met a guy off here. He bit me on the face 3 times in succession. I punched him in the side to get him to stop, didn't notice and carried on, biting me on the chin, I squealed and he thought I was enjoying it, did it again even harder, by this time I was in tears. Did you tell him you didn't like it? Not beforehand, I have never been bitten on the face before so never expected it. He realised at the tears/crying stage and was very apologetic. " But you could have said something before he bit you on the chin | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for "Dont forget lighting ..so important | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for
Dont forget lighting ..so important "What about fluffer | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for "I’m happy to help with rehearsals - but I don’t want to be in front of the camera! | |||
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"If you've had one then you probably are one too.... In my limited experience the best sex is with ppl who don't tell you they're amazing, they just are and you click.... Absolutely this!
I hate it when people send message after message telling you all the things they’re going to do to you when they meet you! They talk an amazing fuck - but when you meet them it’s nothing like that! It’s an average fuck at best!
Isn’t it best to go with the flow and not raise expectations, why put pressure when its not needed
Precisely! ‘Scripted fucking’ seems far too much like wannabe porn to me! I’ve no ambition to be a porn star!
I do But I want a good script, an artistic director and the co-star/s to die for
I’m happy to help with rehearsals - but I don’t want to be in front of the camera! "Lmao | |||
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"But you could have said something before he bit you on the chin" I'll rephrase it, I'd never been bitten full stop. Just didn't expect or encourage it in any way. At the time I couldn't speak, he had my mouth somehow covered with his arm. But don't worry I do tell people these days as once bitten, twice shy! | |||
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"But you could have said something before he bit you on the chin I'll rephrase it, I'd never been bitten full stop. Just didn't expect or encourage it in any way. At the time I couldn't speak, he had my mouth somehow covered with his arm. But don't worry I do tell people these days as once bitten, twice shy! " I could well see being too shocked to react! | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time. Are you free of fluff? Not arf! " Is that the same as the guy finding bits of rolled up tissue when he goes down on you? More concerning if going for a bit of rimming | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time. Are you free of fluff? Not arf! Is that the same as the guy finding bits of rolled up tissue when he goes down on you? More concerning if going for a bit of rimming "Gwan- admit it Girth - I was your worst fuck!  | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. It’s about 10 min since I read that post and I’m still pissing myself laughing! May have let out a little fart too! " | |||
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"Excessive knob fluff. Kills valuable cock sucking time. Are you free of fluff? Not arf! Is that the same as the guy finding bits of rolled up tissue when he goes down on you? More concerning if going for a bit of rimming
Gwan- admit it Girth - I was your worst fuck! "Far from it Peachy. Far from it xx | |||
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"I was doing 69 with him on top of me. He let out a little fart. That would have been okay except he started to laugh because of it and then proceeded to trumpet blast farts in my face. He did say sorry but the smell made me gag and I know accidents happen, but I couldn't meet him again after that. It’s about 10 min since I read that post and I’m still pissing myself laughing! May have let out a little fart too! "Just remember folks, a fart can turn a standing 69 into a tombstone piledriver in 2 seconds flat. | |||
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"Gorgeous guy, ticked all my boxes, started playing, then he cum literally as soon as he was inside me. Frustrated, but I didn't show it, was lovely to him, as he was obviously embarrassed. " Thus happened to us recently, guy made his excuse and left leaving the front door open | |||
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"The one where he was so nervous he couldn't cum and kept going at it for ages. Then he tried to masturbate but that didn't work until he found the right position to lie down in and it still took him ages. It was such a strained atmosphere and he was so determined. " love that never-say-die attitude though | |||
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"Gorgeous guy, ticked all my boxes, started playing, then he cum literally as soon as he was inside me. Frustrated, but I didn't show it, was lovely to him, as he was obviously embarrassed. Thus happened to us recently, guy made his excuse and left leaving the front door open "Can’t understand why some guys have no self control...? Just think of Theresa May and that will control the flow!!! | |||
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"The ones that don't happen. Came when getting head and then bolted. Them, not me! you're just too good "Think that's called shooting yourself in the foot! | |||
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"Me and my husband made love once That was weird yeah, never again " | |||
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