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Confessions of a (Travel lodge)cleaning lady.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Businessmen, weekend trippers have a lot to answer for as its been reviled by the travel lodge firm oddities forum have included a four foot stuffed Macaw parrot, a life-size Mr Blobby costume, an urn containing a woman's ashes, and a latex inflatable doll besides mundane things like mobile phones, laptops and chargers.

What’s the weirdest thing you have left behind and who was dressed as mr blobby shagging the latex doll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been some night if you have left a four foot stuffed Macaw parrot!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Must have been some night if you have left a four foot stuffed Macaw parrot! "
I was thinking about the mr blobby outfit...some right kinky buggers about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me although I have left a phone and cologne behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place."
I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH "

talking of being embarrased, i bought Em a couple of new toys to use, and took them over when i was visiting.

guy on the x ray machine couldnt quite make out what they were and refused to pass my bag until i had got 2 big dildo's out of my bag, infront of a packed security area.

have never been so red in all my born days

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH

talking of being embarrased, i bought Em a couple of new toys to use, and took them over when i was visiting.

guy on the x ray machine couldnt quite make out what they were and refused to pass my bag until i had got 2 big dildo's out of my bag, infront of a packed security area.

have never been so red in all my born days"
lmfao....that'll teach ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place.I dont think i would have gone back for that either....or i amy have sent the OH

talking of being embarrased, i bought Em a couple of new toys to use, and took them over when i was visiting.

guy on the x ray machine couldnt quite make out what they were and refused to pass my bag until i had got 2 big dildo's out of my bag, infront of a packed security area.

have never been so red in all my born days"

lmfao... that's hilarious!! I bet you brightened up alot of peoples day tho! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not my bloody own, thats for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i left my travel vibrator last year under the duvet at a travelodge, i can see it now in someones kitchen being used as a coffee frother lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before i lost the above said coffee frother i left my bag at euston station left luggage for the day to go sightseing and yessss they scan the bags dont they ...deep joy and laughs from the people behind ...such is life lol

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Just a pair of knickers...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just a pair of knickers..."
ahhh but i bet they werent just any pair of knickers.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dammit that's where I left the costume... was supposed to give it back to noel afterwards...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.

Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

No

Now got a lovely purple/cream bra with no matching bottoms!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.

Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting "
you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.

Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it "

All I have to do is take me clothes off for that

Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.

Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it

All I have to do is take me clothes off for that

Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though "
and does she read the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.

Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it

All I have to do is take me clothes off for that

Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though and does she read the forums?"

Well...erm...no! But she is making her own profile soon so I shall start behaving as of now

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I nearly left my sanity in those soul-less shoe box rooms.

Stayed in them for years and never found anything intersting you wanted the mr blobby outfit dint ya...go on admit it

All I have to do is take me clothes off for that

Would love to know where Mrs Artful got her Mrs Doubtfire suit from though and does she read the forums?

Well...erm...no! But she is making her own profile soon so I shall start behaving as of now "
lmao.....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

The Mr Blobby is not true.. I took Soapy home with me!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The Mr Blobby is not true.. I took Soapy home with me!! "
you didnt leave him behind in the wardrobe?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"We left a double ender in a room once. When we realised we thought about going back for it as it was one of our fav toys but that would have been more embarrassing that leaving it in the first place."

Same here.

Next time we stayed there we asked for the same room, hada look around.... just in case lol!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The Mr Blobby is not true.. I took Soapy home with me!! you didnt leave him behind in the wardrobe? "

FFS Femme, you know he has his own lockable box!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The Mr Blobby is not true.. I took Soapy home with me!! you didnt leave him behind in the wardrobe?

FFS Femme, you know he has his own lockable box!!"
i dint know that.....where do ya stick ya hand to...never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once left the ex mrs behind at one or should I say she left me and fooked off with the car keys hahaha

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The Mr Blobby is not true.. I took Soapy home with me!! you didnt leave him behind in the wardrobe?

FFS Femme, you know he has his own lockable box!!i dint know that.....where do ya stick ya hand to...never mind "

leave that bit to BB

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol"

pmsl.... as if you wouldnt notice!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol

pmsl.... as if you wouldnt notice!"
maybe he was legless when he checked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol

pmsl.... as if you wouldnt notice!maybe he was legless when he checked out "

Something seems afoot there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a recent visit to a hotel for a social from another site we found a copy of razzle under the spare pillow on the shelf which after a good read of it i stomped off to reception to declair my horror at such a disgusting item being left in our room

well it got us a free stay for the weekend but with all the shenanigans going on all over the hotel i'm quite surprised they didn't say bugger orf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on a recent visit to a hotel for a social from another site we found a copy of razzle under the spare pillow on the shelf which after a good read of it i stomped off to reception to declair my horror at such a disgusting item being left in our room

well it got us a free stay for the weekend but with all the shenanigans going on all over the hotel i'm quite surprised they didn't say bugger orf "

awesome!!

makes one wonder whether it might be worth investing in a porn mag before going to stay at a hotel..... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember one of the airlines publishing something like this and someone had left a false leg behind lol

pmsl.... as if you wouldnt notice!"

my friend left his false leg in a hotel, it was a spare he has 3 different legs, he did go back and get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sketch pad and pencils.

Wanna see my etchings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on a recent visit to a hotel for a social from another site we found a copy of razzle under the spare pillow on the shelf which after a good read of it i stomped off to reception to declair my horror at such a disgusting item being left in our room

well it got us a free stay for the weekend but with all the shenanigans going on all over the hotel i'm quite surprised they didn't say bugger orf "

* Note to self, take a jazz mag to hotel for free stay *

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Left one of my vibrating nipple clamps behind in one of the chester fucklodges - only decent toy i ever got out of ann fecking summers lol. Must either look for another set or remove a nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once worked in a holiday express inn as a night porter ,you would not believe the things that go on the most common things are panties,which is nice . but when i helped the house staff by cleaning if some one checked out early ,i have found ,vibro the size of a nuke sub god no how she got it inside, a bag with wig maycup panties sussies covered in what looked like spunk,only one short stay ,male visited by a male who left 3 morning ,good luck thats what i say ,used condoms are very common,like they are making a statement ,left in wash basin and bath in a bed .

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

as travelodge cleaner ..i could spill some beans but i wont lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked into a travelodge - and sad to say nothing interesting here - just dust and no sodding coffee!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"as travelodge cleaner ..i could spill some beans but i wont lolol "

I see your location is Chester area - didn't find my nipple clamp did you??????

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

fraid not lol

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Just checked into a travelodge - and sad to say nothing interesting here - just dust and no sodding coffee! "

defo not my lodge then as we dont allow dust in ours lol

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

i left a waiter in my room wouldent let me take him home after hed given me a magical blow job ..... oh happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checked into a travelodge - and sad to say nothing interesting here - just dust and no sodding coffee!

defo not my lodge then as we dont allow dust in ours lol"

Got any coffee though? I'm parched! lol

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

ask reception they be more than happy to give you some ...ha ha

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