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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will start..

If your left leg is Easter and your right leg is Christmas can i visit you between the holidays....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates wants your number. So he knows how to get hold of me in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mates wants your number. So he knows how to get hold of me in the morning "

That is good..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my mates who had a 750cc motor bike asked a girl if she wanted three quarters of a litre throbbing between her thighs

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Iv lost my number can I have yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just fart? Because you blow me away

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Nice shoes. Fancy a fuck?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Here's 20p, phone your mum and let her know you will be home in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this one in a message recently.

I'd hide every chair in the world so you could sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you one pound I can make your boobies wobble without touching them...

Here’s your pound...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the leaves fall for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back

H

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By *ilkes74Man
over a year ago

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"One of my mates who had a 750cc motor bike asked a girl if she wanted three quarters of a litre throbbing between her thighs "

Want something hot, red and throbbing between your legs? Ride a Honda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an atlas in my bedroom i could show you the world..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst

“Nice cock , come fuck me”’

Lol

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