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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

one person in the public eye for 1 month, who would you choose to be and way ?

Was taking to a few people at football and got some very interesting answers.

No copping out with the I just love being me stuff please.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror ... a lot.

I would be Jamie Oliver so I could cook delicious things to temp people with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with big boobs, so I knew what it'd be like to have big boobs.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Donald Trump. And I’d ensure I did something that irrevocably removes me from office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror"

I’d just lie in front of the mirror and wank

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Someone with big boobs, so I knew what it'd be like to have big boobs."

You can have mine whilst I’m Trumping.

(That sounds so wrong!)

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror

I’d just lie in front of the mirror and wank"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats easy I would be Jeremy Corbin and put a chicken outfit on dance round like a buffoon and resign from the labour party in a way that would mean no return would be possible.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Who would you be MM?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror ... a lot.

I would be Jamie Oliver so I could cook delicious things to temp people with

Surely there's other delicious things to tempt people with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror

I’d just lie in front of the mirror and wank"

As Ryan Reynolds you could probably get just about anyone to do the wanking for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone with big boobs, so I knew what it'd be like to have big boobs."

No-one specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be Darcey Bussel, if I could dance with Carlos Acosta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can’t think of anyone

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror ... a lot.

I would be Jamie Oliver so I could cook delicious things to temp people with

Surely there's other delicious things to tempt people with

I’m going to give it a good try

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I would be Ronaldo. Training like a pro and sexy as f*ck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who would you be MM?

Jamie Foxx. He seems to be able to do everything very well and throws random parties with people you'd never really put together. So would be cool to see just how his life works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be Darcey Bussel, if I could dance with Carlos Acosta. "

I apologise for not knowing who either of those people are

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Mitch Marner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be my girlfriend for a day and see how good of a shag I really am

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd be Katie Bouman and tell the trolls to fuck the fuck off, have sex with equally dorky celebrity geeks like Dan Jones and use my platform to help encourage and motivate more people (regardless of gender) into STEM.

For someone who is sozzled that was bloody coherent and a half. Go Meli go Meli go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Blessed - what an amazing life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be Darcey Bussel, if I could dance with Carlos Acosta.

I apologise for not knowing who either of those people are

Sexy ballet dancers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with big boobs, so I knew what it'd be like to have big boobs.

No-one specific. "

Not especially, just a big boobed lady will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mitch Marner"

Ice hockey guy?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Brian Blessed - what an amazing life"

He’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be Ronaldo. Training like a pro and sexy as f*ck

He is the exact way you should be when you want to dedicate yourself to something in life.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who would you be MM?

Jamie Foxx. He seems to be able to do everything very well and throws random parties with people you'd never really put together. So would be cool to see just how his life works. "

I’ll tag along for a nosey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be Katie Bouman and tell the trolls to fuck the fuck off, have sex with equally dorky celebrity geeks like Dan Jones and use my platform to help encourage and motivate more people (regardless of gender) into STEM.

For someone who is sozzled that was bloody coherent and a half. Go Meli go Meli go!

Black hole lady?? She's pretty cute and that geeky things add to it alot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be Darcey Bussel, if I could dance with Carlos Acosta.

I apologise for not knowing who either of those people are

Sexy ballet dancers."

Strictly dancers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump. And I’d ensure I did something that irrevocably removes me from office.

Yes! I would totally do that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump. And I’d ensure I did something that irrevocably removes me from office.

What n have that hairdo for a month,,nah

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The lottery adjudicator

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'd be Pink.....beautiful, amazing voice and her acrobatics kick arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id be eva mendes then id meet mikki marschino n get her to spunk on my tits n get her to lick them clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be Pink.....beautiful, amazing voice and her acrobatics kick arse "

we're all pink on the inside

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Donald Trump. And I’d ensure I did something that irrevocably removes me from office.

What n have that hairdo for a month,,nah

I know, I’m such a trooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be Tim Peake so I get to know what it's like to travel into space. And it would mean I get to experience having male genitalia to play with too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be katie hopkins and change her views. As she is,vile, xenophobic, homophobic, racists piece of shit

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewis Hamilton so I know what it is like to be a c#nt

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month."

Oooh if you’re Maria Callas, can I come and listen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump. And I’d ensure I did something that irrevocably removes me from office.

What n have that hairdo for a month,,nah

I know, I’m such a trooper.

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month."

Gregory Porter

that mans voice is pure silk.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month."

I love Alison Moyet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the queen. I'd go on tv and say "fuck it, unite Ireland, let's bring in the euro and fuck brexit." Then I'd jump on my horse and run off into the sunset and let Charles have his 5 minutes of glory before handing the crown on to William.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month."

Now I want to be Dorothy Moore, or Barbra Streisand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lewis Hamilton so I know what it is like to be a c#nt"

One of the nicest people in the public eye I've meet. Spent hours Signing stuff and speaking to people who approached him whilst out with friends at a show I went to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be Tim Peake so I get to know what it's like to travel into space. And it would mean I get to experience having male genitalia to play with too "

Love that, the space part of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lottery adjudicator

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Oooh if you’re Maria Callas, can I come and listen?"

I think I'll have a week as each. You can come to a concert on Maria Callas week

I'll even give you a back stage pass

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

"Mitch Marner

Ice hockey guy?"

That's the one, I'd siphon off as much of his skills and knowledge as I could

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Gregory Porter

that mans voice is pure silk. "

He's one of my favourites

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

I love Alison Moyet. "

Me too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Now I want to be Dorothy Moore, or Barbra Streisand. "

I'd love to sing well. I can sing but nobody would pay to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald trump , so I would know what it’s like to feel a cunt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would choose to be Ryan Reynolds so I could look at myself in the mirror ... a lot.

I would be Jamie Oliver so I could cook delicious things to temp people with

I’d be Blake whatsherface so I can shag Ryan whenever I wanted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Now I want to be Dorothy Moore, or Barbra Streisand.

I'd love to sing well. I can sing but nobody would pay to hear it

I can sing, but I have a choir/Disney Princess voice. I want a soulful, throaty voice.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Oooh if you’re Maria Callas, can I come and listen?

I think I'll have a week as each. You can come to a concert on Maria Callas week

I'll even give you a back stage pass

Filthy so and so!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"The lottery adjudicator

?? "

I'd make sure I won four weeks in a row

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Now I want to be Dorothy Moore, or Barbra Streisand.

I'd love to sing well. I can sing but nobody would pay to hear it

I can sing, but I have a choir/Disney Princess voice. I want a soulful, throaty voice. "

Yes, I'm an alto but there's nothing unique about my voice. I blend into a choir ok though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Oooh if you’re Maria Callas, can I come and listen?

I think I'll have a week as each. You can come to a concert on Maria Callas week

I'll even give you a back stage pass

Filthy so and so!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month."

Beth Hart please then, she is amazing live!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I would be Darcey Bussel, if I could dance with Carlos Acosta. "

So long as you don’t say ‘wiv’ instead of ‘with’ as she does! Annoys the hell out of me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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East Sussex

"Someone with a fabulous singing voice. Alison Moyet, Gregory Porter, Beth Hart or if we can choose someone no longer with us Maria Callas.

I'd sing and sing for the whole month.

Beth Hart please then, she is amazing live!"

Isn't she just!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d like to be Jane MacDonald (we look alike anyway

) she is so much fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lottery adjudicator

I'd make sure I won four weeks in a row

I'm not they have to power to make that happen, sorry to burst any bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like being myself, blah blah blah

I'd like to be Beyonce for the day and just SLAY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be Darcey Bussel, if I could dance with Carlos Acosta.

So long as you don’t say ‘wiv’ instead of ‘with’ as she does! Annoys the hell out of me "

I'm afraid I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I person in charge of area 51 so I could find out what's really there

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Michelle Obama would be interesting.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Mae West... she was sassy and a real character. She had a certain style. I think she was clever and funny. I often use her quotes in my updates. One I like is 'it's not the men in my life that matters it's the life in my men' I think me and her would have got on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeff Bezos. I'd just spend a month announcing a bunch of charitable projects, if he backed down it would be a PR disaster for Amazon so no doubt he'd stick to it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If I was to be a guy it would have to be David Attenborough. What a life. What an adventure. So many great experiences.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"one person in the public eye for 1 month, who would you choose to be and way ?

Was taking to a few people at football and got some very interesting answers.

No copping out with the I just love being me stuff please. "

What a good question.

I really don't have an answer.

*goes away for a good think....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Bono.

I would like to identify at a precise moment in time on an everyday subject, when exactly does the God complex ego kick in and distort the logical thinking process. Now that would be absolutely fascinating.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"God"

I thought you were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God

I thought you were!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

If it could be anyone in history I would go back and be Marylin Monroe. If it has to be someone modern ... Duchess of Sussex, see what actually goes on in that family.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If it could be anyone in history I would go back and be Marylin Monroe. If it has to be someone modern ... Duchess of Sussex, see what actually goes on in that family. "

Marylin... she's definitely a person who's shoes I'd walk in for a time.

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