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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash...

Why not stop by for a drink,chat and request a song on the jukebox?....

what can i get for you tonight?...

There are free tequilas on the bar until 9 pm...

My fabulous bar maid Lorna will be popping in and out this evening to help out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allowed a gin first thought right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have an irish coffee and 2 paracetamol please?

Not been feeling particularly great all week. Need something to sort out my tickly cough .

Appreciate it barman/maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Panic over I found the bar, Brandy please Ash for medicinal purposes x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm allowed a gin first thought right! "

You sure are!...One Pink Gin and tonic on the house coming right up!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G and T please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? "

Hello lovely lady.

Iv just opened a bottle, fancy joining me for a Gin?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please "

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Hello lovely lady.

Iv just opened a bottle, fancy joining me for a Gin?"

Absolutely make mine a large though Lorna. I’m in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Hello lovely lady.

Iv just opened a bottle, fancy joining me for a Gin?

Absolutely make mine a large though Lorna. I’m in the mood "

That's goes without saying! I don't do small measures.

Very glad you are in a good mood. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? "

Good evening lovely Babs....I hope you enjoy the gin and jukebox song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Hello lovely lady.

Iv just opened a bottle, fancy joining me for a Gin?

Absolutely make mine a large though Lorna. I’m in the mood

That's goes without saying! I don't do small measures.

Very glad you are in a good mood. X"

Always! is Ash the DJ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?

Good evening lovely Babs....I hope you enjoy the gin and jukebox song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up x"

Ash! Bless you a great start to the night!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can i have an irish coffee and 2 paracetamol please?

Not been feeling particularly great all week. Need something to sort out my tickly cough .

Appreciate it barman/maid "

Good evening The Mechanic...

Sorry to read that you're feeling poorly at the moment.

One Irish coffee and 2 paracetamols coming right up..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pint of your finest cold stowfords, bag of crisps and a pickled egg in the crisps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please? "

You’re alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double dark rum with red bull and fresh lime, served by a shirtless hot barman would be lovely !

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ok Panic over I found the bar, Brandy please Ash for medicinal purposes x"

Good evening Lily!

Sorry for the late start tonight and glad you found us!

One large Brandy coming right up and an old skool classic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VuyQuRAsHI

Living Joy - Dreamer

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Four bottles of rose... think I’ve probs has enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

You’re alive! "

I am indeed! Man-flu nearly killed me though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Can i have an irish coffee and 2 paracetamol please?

Not been feeling particularly great all week. Need something to sort out my tickly cough .

Appreciate it barman/maid

Good evening The Mechanic...

Sorry to read that you're feeling poorly at the moment.

One Irish coffee and 2 paracetamols coming right up.."

You see ... I want an Irish coffee now

After my gin I think

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"G and T please "

Good evening fit4u...

One Gin and Tonic coming right up....

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

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By *ydnNancyCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening!

I’ll have a Hendricks with Elderfower Tonic please over ice with a twist of lime

Syd will have a Jim Beam straight up please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pint of your finest cold stowfords, bag of crisps and a pickled egg in the crisps please"

Good evening Sam...

One pint of cold Stowfords coming right up with a bag of crisps and a pickled egg in it!

I dont get asked for that very often!

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a dry old house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash & Lorna,can I have a large glass of red wine & packet of dry roasted peanuts please. Oh yes please keep the juke at low volume,especially if people are requesting pop records.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

You’re alive!

I am indeed! Man-flu nearly killed me though "

Play ‘I’m a Survivor’ for him Ash

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Free tequila?

¡Ay, caramba!

Haz el mío uno grande. Muchas gracias

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please? "

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four bottles of rose... think I’ve probs has enough!! "

That's a lot of wine but I'm not one judge, so coming right up

And it's perfectly over indulge at the weekend.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A double dark rum with red bull and fresh lime, served by a shirtless hot barman would be lovely ! "

Good evening Latina...

One double dark rum with Red Bull and fresh lime coming right up and will take my shirt off for you!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?...."

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

A bottle of bud light for mr2 and a lemonade and martini mrs2

Song let's get it in

Mrs2

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A really chilled Cruzcampo would be great.

In fact two, think a chilled night is in order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge "

Good evening fast lad *waves hello*

A slow screw coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual please pal, double vodka and orange and get yourself one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening!

I’ll have a Hendricks with Elderfower Tonic please over ice with a twist of lime

Syd will have a Jim Beam straight up please

"

Good evening Sydnnancy and welcome to the fab lounge bar...

One Hendricks gin with elder flower tonic over ice with a twist of lime and a Jim Beam for Syd coming right up...

Can i play a song on the jukebox for you?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks "

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Good evening ash

Just a latte for me tonight, busy day tomorrow with the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heya all x little late attending due to some issues here and a drained mobile but howdy all

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"It’s a dry old house "

Hi Lilly....

I did serve you before but you must have missed my post!

Another Large Brandy for medicinal reasons coming right up!...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin! "

You just got yourself a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning"

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash & Lorna,can I have a large glass of red wine & packet of dry roasted peanuts please. Oh yes please keep the juke at low volume,especially if people are requesting pop records."

Good evening 604fun....

One large glass of red wine and a packet of peanuts coming right up...

Will try not to play the jukebox too loudly!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Free tequila?

¡Ay, caramba!

Haz el mío uno grande. Muchas gracias

"

Buenas noches Phoenix....

como estas?....

One very large free tequila coming right up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks "

I'm glad you're alright mate and going to serve you a strong double whisky...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

You’re alive!

I am indeed! Man-flu nearly killed me though

Play ‘I’m a Survivor’ for him Ash "

Coming up now Babs!.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYkACVDFmeg

Gloria Gaynor - I will survive

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A bottle of bud light for mr2 and a lemonade and martini mrs2

Song let's get it in

Mrs2 "

Good evening Two4fem....

Sorry for the delay....

One Bottle of Bud light for Mr2 and a Martini and lemonade for Mrs2 coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A really chilled Cruzcampo would be great.

In fact two, think a chilled night is in order."

Coming right up my lovleys.

Hope you enjoy your chilled night, we are doing the same.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The usual please pal, double vodka and orange and get yourself one "

Good evening Middle....

One double vodka and orange coming right up...

Thanks very much mate, I'll have a brandy and cola....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Heya all x little late attending due to some issues here and a drained mobile but howdy all "

Good evening Dr Wolfie....

What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox my friend?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening ash

Just a latte for me tonight, busy day tomorrow with the kids "

Good evening kinky.

One latte coming right up.

Hope you have a good day with the kids. Do you have anything planned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm I will have a rum and cola tonight please hope u are all having an amazing evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge

Good evening fast lad *waves hello*

A slow screw coming up. "

Waves hello back and waits for cocktail in antisapition

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan? "

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"A really chilled Cruzcampo would be great.

In fact two, think a chilled night is in order.

Coming right up my lovleys.

Hope you enjoy your chilled night, we are doing the same. "

Sitting on the Dock of the bay, mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heya all x little late attending due to some issues here and a drained mobile but howdy all

Good evening Dr Wolfie....

What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox my friend?...."

Can I get a good dram of port, a couple of Montecristo No 3's and some good old Queen tracks on the jukey please my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge

Good evening fast lad *waves hello*

A slow screw coming up.

Waves hello back and waits for cocktail in antisapition "

Glad to oblige would you like an umbrella in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mmm I will have a rum and cola tonight please hope u are all having an amazing evening x"

Good evening HornyRedhead and lovely to see you in the fab bar tonight....

One Rum and cola coming right up....x

can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash...

Why not stop by for a drink,chat and request a song on the jukebox?....

what can i get for you tonight?...

There are free tequilas on the bar until 9 pm...

My fabulous bar maid Lorna will be popping in and out this evening to help out... "

I will take the Tequila then could i kindly have a Pink gin with grapefruit tonic and lots of summer fruits.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please "

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

"

Yayy! A party

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Good evening ash

Just a latte for me tonight, busy day tomorrow with the kids

Good evening kinky.

One latte coming right up.

Hope you have a good day with the kids. Do you have anything planned? "

Evening Lorna, giving ash a helping hand (he could do with it shhhh)

Thank you kindly and yea early start heading to whitby for the day

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A really chilled Cruzcampo would be great.

In fact two, think a chilled night is in order.

Coming right up my lovleys.

Hope you enjoy your chilled night, we are doing the same.

Sitting on the Dock of the bay, mood."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

Otis Reading - Sitting on the dock of the bay

Beautiful song...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge

Good evening fast lad *waves hello*

A slow screw coming up.

Waves hello back and waits for cocktail in antisapition

Glad to oblige would you like an umbrella in it? "

Mmmm is it raining out I hadn’t noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate...."

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please "

Hello PandL. We are great thank you, having a quiet night in. What are you guys up to to this Saturday night? One pint of Black Sheep coming right and Ash will put your song on soon.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Heya all x little late attending due to some issues here and a drained mobile but howdy all

Good evening Dr Wolfie....

What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox my friend?....

Can I get a good dram of port, a couple of Montecristo No 3's and some good old Queen tracks on the jukey please my friend "

Your drinks requests are on their way bro and some Queen on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE&list=PLeoBVKHKNsGriWnBb7u2FrwRC-izVytZg

Queen - Radio Ga Ga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar Fabulash...

Why not stop by for a drink,chat and request a song on the jukebox?....

what can i get for you tonight?...

There are free tequilas on the bar until 9 pm...

My fabulous bar maid Lorna will be popping in and out this evening to help out...

I will take the Tequila then could i kindly have a Pink gin with grapefruit tonic and lots of summer fruits."

Hello to yo both.

Of course you can! tequila on its way followed by your gin, I'm enjoying the pink gin tonight too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party "

I do a love a party.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party

I do a love a party. "

We need nibbles

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"Good evening ash

Just a latte for me tonight, busy day tomorrow with the kids

Good evening kinky.

One latte coming right up.

Hope you have a good day with the kids. Do you have anything planned?

Evening Lorna, giving ash a helping hand (he could do with it shhhh)

Thank you kindly and yea early start heading to whitby for the day "

Oh yes he needs lots of organising but don't worry I'm working on it

Sounds fun, I used to go to Whitby as a kid.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please "

Good evening PandL....

I'm also doing great thanks...

Here is your Bon Jovi coming right up with lyrics so we can all sing along!..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsmGSnq3lE

Bon Jovi - Living on a prayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge

Good evening fast lad *waves hello*

A slow screw coming up.

Waves hello back and waits for cocktail in antisapition

Glad to oblige would you like an umbrella in it?

Mmmm is it raining out I hadn’t noticed "

I was trying to be fancy.

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over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?..... "

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please

Hello PandL. We are great thank you, having a quiet night in. What are you guys up to to this Saturday night? One pint of Black Sheep coming right and Ash will put your song on soon. "

We're having a quiet night in too. Back to work tomorrow for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party

I do a love a party.

We need nibbles "

Ohh nibbles. I love a good nibble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please

Hello PandL. We are great thank you, having a quiet night in. What are you guys up to to this Saturday night? One pint of Black Sheep coming right and Ash will put your song on soon.

We're having a quiet night in too. Back to work tomorrow for me x"

Oh work on a Sunday sucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please

Good evening PandL....

I'm also doing great thanks...

Here is your Bon Jovi coming right up with lyrics so we can all sing along!..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsmGSnq3lE

Bon Jovi - Living on a prayer"

Cracking tune Ash, cheers mate!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha "

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I please have a cocktail ??

A slow screw up against the fridge

Good evening fast lad *waves hello*

A slow screw coming up.

Waves hello back and waits for cocktail in antisapition

Glad to oblige would you like an umbrella in it?

Mmmm is it raining out I hadn’t noticed

I was trying to be fancy. "

Lol I’ll take anything that’s going

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?"

One large Captain Morgans coming right and some nuts...Dry roasted?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

water please ive drank too much

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party

I do a love a party.

We need nibbles

Ohh nibbles. I love a good nibble. "

Oh so do I Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I put Def Leppard Pour some sugar on me on the jukebox can I dance on the bar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash

What are you drinking?

I accidentally had wine for dinner so am feeling a bit

I'm debating on actual dinner but it would be rude to not finish the wine right?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Make mine LARGE please Ash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Dances away from the corner cause nobody puts Wolfy in the corner' lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash & Lorna

How are you both? A nice pint of Black Sheep accompanied by a bit of Bon Jovi on the jukebox please

Good evening PandL....

I'm also doing great thanks...

Here is your Bon Jovi coming right up with lyrics so we can all sing along!..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsmGSnq3lE

Bon Jovi - Living on a prayer

Cracking tune Ash, cheers mate!"

your welcome mate...I enjoyed singing along behind the bar!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"water please ive drank too much "

Good evening Mikki...One cold glass of water coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party

I do a love a party.

We need nibbles

Ohh nibbles. I love a good nibble. "

Theres a schnibbles does that count haha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party

I do a love a party.

We need nibbles

Ohh nibbles. I love a good nibble.

Theres a schnibbles does that count haha"

I suppose we could nibble on a schnibble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?

One large Captain Morgans coming right and some nuts...Dry roasted?... "

Na, salted please

Another rum and then i'm hitting the dance floor, look out!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If I put Def Leppard Pour some sugar on me on the jukebox can I dance on the bar ?"

You certainly can dance on the bar!...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaG8faaFUMM

Def Leopard - Pour some sugar on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. I'll have a replacement car for the one I wrote off last night please

Good evening Schnibbly...

Sorry to read about the car....

I hope you are alright mate?....

Can i offer you a free drink on the house?....

I'm grand, my new car isn't

I'll take your offer and have your stiffest of drinks

I'm glad you are OK but sorry about the car.

How about joining me and Babs for a Gin!

You just got yourself a deal

Yayy! A party

I do a love a party.

We need nibbles

Ohh nibbles. I love a good nibble.

Theres a schnibbles does that count haha

I suppose we could nibble on a schnibble? "

There is a god

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

What are you drinking?

I accidentally had wine for dinner so am feeling a bit

I'm debating on actual dinner but it would be rude to not finish the wine right?"

Good evening Mary P...

Can i have a brandy and cola please..

I think it would be rude not to finish the wine!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as I'm on the red . Another bottle of red wine would be good . And put some obscure 80's music on . Thank you xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?

One large Captain Morgans coming right and some nuts...Dry roasted?...

Na, salted please

Another rum and then i'm hitting the dance floor, look out! "

Step aside people

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Make mine LARGE please Ash! "

Good evening DC!

One large Hendricks Gin and Tonic coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"'Dances away from the corner cause nobody puts Wolfy in the corner' lol "

I'm Loving the dancing wolfie....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Make mine LARGE please Ash!

Good evening DC!

One large Hendricks Gin and Tonic coming right up x"

Ooo Ash whilst you’re there, please may I have a top up? I’ll sit with DC for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Dances away from the corner cause nobody puts Wolfy in the corner' lol

I'm Loving the dancing wolfie.... "

Gotta be dancing bud!! Plus better put some of this age old training to good use. It's my guilty secret lol sssshhhh all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another gin n lemon here.. make it a double...

Play any portishead or oasis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!.... "

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Evening Ash , pint please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could I have another Brandy and what ever Wolfy is drinking all that dancing has made him thirsty x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?

One large Captain Morgans coming right and some nuts...Dry roasted?...

Na, salted please

Another rum and then i'm hitting the dance floor, look out! "

Another Rum and some Salted nuts coming right up!....

Look out ladies!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please could I have another Brandy and what ever Wolfy is drinking all that dancing has made him thirsty x"

Why ty milady!! Tis thirsty work all this dancing x a double rum and will hit the spot my dear

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Seeing as I'm on the red . Another bottle of red wine would be good . And put some obscure 80's music on . Thank you xx "

Good evening littleMoo

Another bottle of my finest red wine coming right up and some 80's music on the jukebox!...x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gasX7BffUao

Kajagoogoo - Too Shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?

One large Captain Morgans coming right and some nuts...Dry roasted?...

Na, salted please

Another rum and then i'm hitting the dance floor, look out!

Step aside people "

They should...my next request is One Step Beyond by Madness please.."hey you, don't watch that, watch this"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Make mine LARGE please Ash!

Good evening DC!

One large Hendricks Gin and Tonic coming right up x

Ooo Ash whilst you’re there, please may I have a top up? I’ll sit with DC for this one "

You sure can Babs...will bring your Gin over to DC's table...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, hope you're well. Evening all

I will be having a few drinks tonight...so i'll start with a pint of lager please, could we have Busy Earnin by Jungle please?

Good evening Lifeonmars....

I'm doing great thanks mate..Good to see you in the fab bar this evening

One pint of lager coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Jungle - Busy Earning

Good to be here! Right, where's Captain Morgan?

Captain Morgan is right here!...would you like a small or large one?.....

Make it a large one please. Got any nuts?

One large Captain Morgans coming right and some nuts...Dry roasted?...

Na, salted please

Another rum and then i'm hitting the dance floor, look out!

Another Rum and some Salted nuts coming right up!....

Look out ladies!... "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"'Dances away from the corner cause nobody puts Wolfy in the corner' lol

I'm Loving the dancing wolfie....

Gotta be dancing bud!! Plus better put some of this age old training to good use. It's my guilty secret lol sssshhhh all "

I was out dancing with Lorna last night...my feet still hurt a bit!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Another gin n lemon here.. make it a double...

Play any portishead or oasis "

Good evening golden wonder....

Another Gin and Lemon coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

Oasis - Dont look back in anger....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash? "

I sure am Jango!...Have been a West Ham fan for 40 years now...Hopefully I will see us win something one day!...

Would be good to see Leeds back in the PL...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, can I have a cold white wine please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash , pint please "

Good evening Sensual .....One pint coming right up mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Dances away from the corner cause nobody puts Wolfy in the corner' lol

I'm Loving the dancing wolfie....

Gotta be dancing bud!! Plus better put some of this age old training to good use. It's my guilty secret lol sssshhhh all

I was out dancing with Lorna last night...my feet still hurt a bit!... "

Wooooohoooo man! Nice one dude I used to do ballet when I was younger lol sssssshhhhh secret it was great for a strong core, even to this day still feel it helps

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Lorna and i will be having our dinner shortlty and a break for a little while...

Could you take over the bar please Babs and DC until we return? x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm having gin with pineapple juice with a hint of lime. And some passionfruit seeds which look like blobs of snot floatinv about. Drinking pineapples totally is the same as eating it isn't it? Should be. I am saying it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash?

I sure am Jango!...Have been a West Ham fan for 40 years now...Hopefully I will see us win something one day!...

Would be good to see Leeds back in the PL... "

It sure would. Atmosphere was electric tonight. Bringing football back haha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm having gin with pineapple juice with a hint of lime. And some passionfruit seeds which look like blobs of snot floatinv about. Drinking pineapples totally is the same as eating it isn't it? Should be. I am saying it is."

Its a fruit, it’s healthy, go for it Meli. I’ll join you but I’m going for a Manchester Raspberry with a light tonic.

On the house whilst Ash is away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having? "

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening Ash, can I have a cold white wine please x "

Oo Angie did he get to you? Have another one just in case. I’ll make it a large for shoddy service

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll have what they're having.

Cheers.

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over a year ago


"I'm having gin with pineapple juice with a hint of lime. And some passionfruit seeds which look like blobs of snot floatinv about. Drinking pineapples totally is the same as eating it isn't it? Should be. I am saying it is.

Its a fruit, it’s healthy, go for it Meli. I’ll join you but I’m going for a Manchester Raspberry with a light tonic.

On the house whilst Ash is away "

Free bar!!! Shots!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm having gin with pineapple juice with a hint of lime. And some passionfruit seeds which look like blobs of snot floatinv about. Drinking pineapples totally is the same as eating it isn't it? Should be. I am saying it is.

Its a fruit, it’s healthy, go for it Meli. I’ll join you but I’m going for a Manchester Raspberry with a light tonic.

On the house whilst Ash is away "

I owe you one.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please "

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm having gin with pineapple juice with a hint of lime. And some passionfruit seeds which look like blobs of snot floatinv about. Drinking pineapples totally is the same as eating it isn't it? Should be. I am saying it is.

Its a fruit, it’s healthy, go for it Meli. I’ll join you but I’m going for a Manchester Raspberry with a light tonic.

On the house whilst Ash is away

Free bar!!! Shots!!"

Sssshhhh!! He’ll hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy! "

I'll come with you later then if that's ok?

Can I have a little less ice please. My teeth are sensitive, just like me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm having gin with pineapple juice with a hint of lime. And some passionfruit seeds which look like blobs of snot floatinv about. Drinking pineapples totally is the same as eating it isn't it? Should be. I am saying it is.

Its a fruit, it’s healthy, go for it Meli. I’ll join you but I’m going for a Manchester Raspberry with a light tonic.

On the house whilst Ash is away

I owe you one. "

You heard it here first, Meli is going to give me one!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy!

I'll come with you later then if that's ok?

Can I have a little less ice please. My teeth are sensitive, just like me "

Of course. If there are boobs on show I’m sure several will come

You’re a fussy fella aren’t you? Go on then, I’ll scoop some out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have what they're having.

Cheers. "

It’s gin I believe lovely. Grab a chair

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash?

I sure am Jango!...Have been a West Ham fan for 40 years now...Hopefully I will see us win something one day!...

Would be good to see Leeds back in the PL...

It sure would. Atmosphere was electric tonight. Bringing football back haha "

My brother is a Leeds fan. “We love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy!

I'll come with you later then if that's ok?

Can I have a little less ice please. My teeth are sensitive, just like me

Of course. If there are boobs on show I’m sure several will cum

You’re a fussy fella aren’t you? Go on then, I’ll scoop some out "

ftfy btw

Boooooobbbssss! I'm very fussy and particular yes.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy!

I'll come with you later then if that's ok?

Can I have a little less ice please. My teeth are sensitive, just like me

Of course. If there are boobs on show I’m sure several will cum

You’re a fussy fella aren’t you? Go on then, I’ll scoop some out ftfy btw

Boooooobbbssss! I'm very fussy and particular yes."

Are we still talking about ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy!

I'll come with you later then if that's ok?

Can I have a little less ice please. My teeth are sensitive, just like me

Of course. If there are boobs on show I’m sure several will cum

You’re a fussy fella aren’t you? Go on then, I’ll scoop some out ftfy btw

Boooooobbbssss! I'm very fussy and particular yes.

Are we still talking about ice? "

that depends on how the ice is utilised.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

Can you do me a shot please, and I'll have it served wedged between your knockers please

Rude boy! That type of bar is down the road. They’re all topless (I’m going there later)

Back of the queue for you!

I’m going to give you a Whiteys Violet Gin with three palma violets in it, lots of ice and a light tonic. Enjoy!

I'll come with you later then if that's ok?

Can I have a little less ice please. My teeth are sensitive, just like me

Of course. If there are boobs on show I’m sure several will cum

You’re a fussy fella aren’t you? Go on then, I’ll scoop some out ftfy btw

Boooooobbbssss! I'm very fussy and particular yes.

Are we still talking about ice? that depends on how the ice is utilised."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash?

I sure am Jango!...Have been a West Ham fan for 40 years now...Hopefully I will see us win something one day!...

Would be good to see Leeds back in the PL...

It sure would. Atmosphere was electric tonight. Bringing football back haha

My brother is a Leeds fan. “We love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds”! "

MARCHING ON TOGETHER.

Haha. A few beers have gotten to me now lol...

I realy hope we get promoted or I'll never live it down the abuse I get in work is unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, can I have a cold white wine please x

Oo Angie did he get to you? Have another one just in case. I’ll make it a large for shoddy service "

No he didn’t, but large is good Babs x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Make mine LARGE please Ash!

Good evening DC!

One large Hendricks Gin and Tonic coming right up x"

Thank you x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having? "

You always look decorative

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash?

I sure am Jango!...Have been a West Ham fan for 40 years now...Hopefully I will see us win something one day!...

Would be good to see Leeds back in the PL...

It sure would. Atmosphere was electric tonight. Bringing football back haha

My brother is a Leeds fan. “We love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds”!

MARCHING ON TOGETHER.

Haha. A few beers have gotten to me now lol...

I realy hope we get promoted or I'll never live it down the abuse I get in work is unreal "

We are so proud we shout it out loud we love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds

Fingers crossed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

You always look decorative "

Aww thank you DC

I think you may need to take over. I’ve been drinking the profits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best have a to help wash down the ten guinesses

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening to Angie,Seduced,Pat Mustard,and Meli.....

Thanks Babs for doing such a fine job behind the bar while Lorna and i had our dinner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone. I'll have a pint of Stella please

Good evening Jango...How are you doing tonight?...

One pint of stella coming right up mate....

I'm goooood thank you. Football team won. A huge relief in the race for promotion.

Actually break the moet out haha

I'm really gutted tonight as West Ham didn't deserve to lose at Man Utd. The referee was so bad he should be banned from ever blowing his whistle again!....

Who was refereeing that game? I didn't see the results. I was to transfixed on Leeds untied promotion challenge haha. 3 points in it now...

It's very stressful being a Leeds fan haha.

Are you a hammers fan ash?

I sure am Jango!...Have been a West Ham fan for 40 years now...Hopefully I will see us win something one day!...

Would be good to see Leeds back in the PL...

It sure would. Atmosphere was electric tonight. Bringing football back haha

My brother is a Leeds fan. “We love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds”!

MARCHING ON TOGETHER.

Haha. A few beers have gotten to me now lol...

I realy hope we get promoted or I'll never live it down the abuse I get in work is unreal

We are so proud we shout it out loud we love you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds

Fingers crossed "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening to Angie,Seduced,Pat Mustard,and Meli.....

Thanks Babs for doing such a fine job behind the bar while Lorna and i had our dinner x

"

You are most welcome. The money is in the till. Promise

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening to Angie,Seduced,Pat Mustard,and Meli.....

Thanks Babs for doing such a fine job behind the bar while Lorna and i had our dinner x

You are most welcome. The money is in the till. Promise "

Cheers Babs!....Please help yourself to a bottle of Gordons Gin behind the bar to take home with your when its closing time ...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening to Angie,Seduced,Pat Mustard,and Meli.....

Thanks Babs for doing such a fine job behind the bar while Lorna and i had our dinner x

You are most welcome. The money is in the till. Promise

Cheers Babs!....Please help yourself to a bottle of Gordons Gin behind the bar to take home with your when its closing time ... "

The whole bottle? oh this has disaster written all over it

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening Ash and Lorna, busy in the bar tonight? I quite fancy a g&t, do you have any nice Cornish gins?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Best have a to help wash down the ten guinesses"

Good evening Dfun.....one coming right up to help wash down those 10 Guinesess!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another gin n lemon here.. make it a double...

Play any portishead or oasis

Good evening golden wonder....

Another Gin and Lemon coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

Oasis - Dont look back in anger...."

Perfect chilled evening.

Another double gin n lemon please.

The waiter is pretty hot stuff

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening to Angie,Seduced,Pat Mustard,and Meli.....

Thanks Babs for doing such a fine job behind the bar while Lorna and i had our dinner x

You are most welcome. The money is in the till. Promise

Cheers Babs!....Please help yourself to a bottle of Gordons Gin behind the bar to take home with your when its closing time ...

The whole bottle? oh this has disaster written all over it "

Yes The whole bottle!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna, busy in the bar tonight? I quite fancy a g&t, do you have any nice Cornish gins?"

Good evening Polly!....Its been busy in the bar tonight and great fun!...we certainly do!...What Cornish gin would you like?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Another gin n lemon here.. make it a double...

Play any portishead or oasis

Good evening golden wonder....

Another Gin and Lemon coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

Oasis - Dont look back in anger....

Perfect chilled evening.

Another double gin n lemon please.

The waiter is pretty hot stuff"

Its been a very chilled evening..

One more double gin and lemon coming right up....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m a rubbish barmaid Ash can DC do it and I’ll attempt to look decorative

Ok ... what are you having?

You always look decorative

Aww thank you DC

I think you may need to take over. I’ve been drinking the profits "

Ha ha so would I

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please "

Good evening lovely Samiss...One large white Pinot coming right up

Would you like a slow dance before the bar closes?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please "

Evening Samiss! Hows the OH tonight? X hope you guys are great

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

Good evening lovely Samiss...One large white Pinot coming right up

Would you like a slow dance before the bar closes?..."

Oh yes please

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

Evening Samiss! Hows the OH tonight? X hope you guys are great "

Hey Wolfy, he's much better today, thank you for asking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

Evening Samiss! Hows the OH tonight? X hope you guys are great

Hey Wolfy, he's much better today, thank you for asking.. "

Always x you guys are great people so would always spread the love

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

Evening Samiss! Hows the OH tonight? X hope you guys are great

Hey Wolfy, he's much better today, thank you for asking..

Always x you guys are great people so would always spread the love "

Thank you, we appreciate that x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

Good evening lovely Samiss...One large white Pinot coming right up

Would you like a slow dance before the bar closes?...

Oh yes please "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM

Lionel Ritchie - Endless love

Thanks Samiss....That was beautiful....

Thank you everybody for stopping by at the Fab lounge bar tonight and to Lorna and Babs for helping me and see you all again next Saturday!...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna, large Pinot please

Good evening lovely Samiss...One large white Pinot coming right up

Would you like a slow dance before the bar closes?...

Oh yes please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_R1R28kLM

Lionel Ritchie - Endless love

Thanks Samiss....That was beautiful....

Thank you everybody for stopping by at the Fab lounge bar tonight and to Lorna and Babs for helping me and see you all again next Saturday!... "

Na night all x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Night all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night Babs x

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