FabSwingers.com forum: Amanda at M&S

By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Has anyone else experienced Amanda at M&S?

M&S are trying to be hip and trendy, they’ve even launched new adverts for the food which to be fair I quite like. However they’ve tried to make their self checkouts in the food hall........well I’m not sure what they were going for. They have an incredibly annoying woman called ‘Amanda’ talking to you. You think Alexa and Siri are annoying, she takes it to a whole new level. I did ask was it a late April Fool but no, someone genuinely thought it would be an improvement. Epic fail M&S

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im very pleased with their toilet policy

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"Has anyone else experienced Amanda at M&S?

Poundland have various xfactory ? Judges on theirs

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Im very pleased with their toilet policy"

Oh do tell, I wasn’t aware of that

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Has anyone else experienced Amanda at M&S?

Poundland have various xfactory ? Judges on theirs "

I believe so, along with themed ones at various times of the year

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh? "

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

What did she do to you?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Yes a had a wtf moment the other day when the self service till in Poundland started talking to me in a child's voice, just another reason for me to hate self service tills.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Im very pleased with their toilet policy

Oh do tell, I wasn’t aware of that "
not every disability is visible. New toilet signs. People who cant wait ie people with crohns have instant access to a toilet even if it has to be a staff one

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Im very pleased with their toilet policy

Oh do tell, I wasn’t aware of that not every disability is visible. New toilet signs. People who cant wait ie people with crohns have instant access to a toilet even if it has to be a staff one"

That’s much better, ppl are very quick to pass comment about the use of the toilets when there is no visible disability

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Im very pleased with their toilet policy

Oh do tell, I wasn’t aware of that not every disability is visible. New toilet signs. People who cant wait ie people with crohns have instant access to a toilet even if it has to be a staff one"

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Yes a had a wtf moment the other day when the self service till in Poundland started talking to me in a child's voice, just another reason for me to hate self service tills."

This Amanda woman just isn’t M&S and a child’s voice would be equally as bad

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

What did she do to you? "

She spoke

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

What did she do to you?

She spoke

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

What did she do to you?

She spoke

It's.

Really.

Not.

Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a problem with it it could be far worse like a nasaly Manchurian saying ar kidd at the end of every sentence.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

What did she do to you?

She spoke

It's.

Really.

Not.

Thursday.

I was busy Thursday keeping the puppy under control

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I had no idea Pink but I will pop in tomorrow and have a nosey

Is she posh?

She’s a knob, don’t go with a hangover

What did she do to you?

She spoke

It's.

Really.

Not.

Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amanda. Holden.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in the local Tesco express and the self service tills saying hohoho and merry Christmas 100 times an hour are enough to drive you crazy!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Amanda. Holden.?"

No it’s definitely not her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I work in the local Tesco express and the self service tills saying hohoho and merry Christmas 100 times an hour are enough to drive you crazy!"

You should get paid extra for that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

Amen to that

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amanda. Holden.?

No it’s definitely not her

Thank feck, I do not like her, patronising moo.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

I think they’d object needing to employ extra cleaners to sort out the wet floor

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Amanda. Holden.?

No it’s definitely not her

Thank feck, I do not like her, patronising moo."

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

I think they’d object needing to employ extra cleaners to sort out the wet floor

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Amandas, seriously ...nothing but fucked up scatty bints!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Im very pleased with their toilet policy

Oh do tell, I wasn’t aware of that not every disability is visible. New toilet signs. People who cant wait ie people with crohns have instant access to a toilet even if it has to be a staff one"

About time

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I don't have a problem with it it could be far worse like a nasaly Manchurian saying ar kidd at the end of every sentence. "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Amandas, seriously ...nothing but fucked up scatty bints! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amandas, seriously ...nothing but fucked up scatty bints! "

LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went with a woman called, Amanda.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I don't have a problem with it it could be far worse like a nasaly Manchurian saying ar kidd at the end of every sentence. "

Just so you know I’m a Mancunian

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fuck Amanda. Today I went into buy my velvet hummus which is amazing btw and lemon meringue pie and she just wouldn't shush. Such a grating voice. And as someone who has one, I wouldn't inflict it on the world. Shame on you voice over person... shame on you.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Fuck Amanda. Today I went into buy my velvet hummus which is amazing btw and lemon meringue pie and she just wouldn't shush. Such a grating voice. And as someone who has one, I wouldn't inflict it on the world. Shame on you voice over person... shame on you. "

Absolutely!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

But why would anyone think she’s an asset? I’d have been sacked for suggesting that never mind rolling it out, marketing has gone downhill I’ll tell ya

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

On this occasion Poundland trumps M&S, they have an entertaining Elvis at their self service checkouts, he's cracking jokes too. Plain Jane, Amanda is sooo M&S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't encountered Amanda, we'll not at M&S anyway (that's a different thread entirely) but I get irritated by "please place item in bagging area" when I have. I therefore doubt I will appreciate "You don't want to be eating all those chocolate teacakes with your gut you fat bastard" ...assuming this is how it works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone else experienced Amanda at M&S?

Soz Darlin a M&S food shop its not Christmas yet

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I dont go M&S much but Amanda doesn't sound like the name associated with an up market store...they should use the name Anabelle with my ass for the marketing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont go M&S much but Amanda doesn't sound like the name associated with an up market store...they should use the name Anabelle with my ass for the marketing

Yep it would work for me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I dont go M&S much but Amanda doesn't sound like the name associated with an up market store...they should use the name Anabelle with my ass for the marketing

I'd buy more there for sure!!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I dont go M&S much but Amanda doesn't sound like the name associated with an up market store...they should use the name Anabelle with my ass for the marketing

I'd buy more there for sure!!!

And me in fairness

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By *ancsmancsMan
over a year ago

Skipton

They probably employed an agency to do some marketing survey and found Amanda had a soft tone blah blah blah to it and spent half a million on it rather than get marketing together in a pub doing shots and come up with “Britney” as the winner for their demographic audience .....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I dont go M&S much but Amanda doesn't sound like the name associated with an up market store...they should use the name Anabelle with my ass for the marketing

I'd buy more there for sure!!!

And me in fairness

You would certainly get VIP treatment

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That was me flirting with you Babs...I dont know my winks from my elbows

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

As long as no one bumps the thread.....

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

As long as no one bumps the thread.....

Bumps the thread? Who would do such a thing?

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I dont go M&S much but Amanda doesn't sound like the name associated with an up market store...they should use the name Anabelle with my ass for the marketing

I think that’s the idea and why they’ve changed their food hall advertising. They need more of the market, M&S food delivery is just around the corner, they need to appeal to the masses to survive. Unfortunately Amanda is a knob

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

As long as no one bumps the thread.....

Bumps the thread? Who would do such a thing?

Not me, that's for sure.....

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

As long as no one bumps the thread.....

Bumps the thread? Who would do such a thing?

Not me, that's for sure..... "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

As long as no one bumps the thread.....

Bumps the thread? Who would do such a thing?

Not me, that's for sure..... "

Erm ...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who the fuck is Amanda?

Even the name is annoying!

I wish everyone and everything would just shut the fuck up!

You do have to wonder why they chose ‘Amanda’

I’ll send them an email Babs

You do that Pink. Why isn’t it a man? Ask them that as well please

Because it's relatable. Women do the shopping.

Brave, very brave

It's late, no-one will have seen it.

I'm safe.

Erm ....

As long as no one bumps the thread.....

Bumps the thread? Who would do such a thing?

Not me, that's for sure.....

Erm ...

Wot???????

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