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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just had a mail off kat and kev who ran the barnsley social. just informed me that when they hold the halloween bash they will be getting some PROPER BARSTAFF.

oh am soooooo deeply offended. i hope that my fellow colleagues working behind the bar with me ie roy and yvonne are both as equally upset. i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just had a mail off kat and kev who ran the barnsley social. just informed me that when they hold the halloween bash they will be getting some PROPER BARSTAFF.

oh am soooooo deeply offended. i hope that my fellow colleagues working behind the bar with me ie roy and yvonne are both as equally upset. i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

"

I thought was fair enough for around with you £3000??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh you smoothie you

xxx

ps didnt think you did smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh you smoothie you

xxx

ps didnt think you did smooth"

Only my balls hun and seems its the in thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh you smoothie you

xxx

ps didnt think you did smooth

Only my balls hun and seems its the in thing to do "

of course it is the done thing to do, its really necessary. you try sucking on a kiwi fruit without peeling it to give you an idea what its like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh you smoothie you

xxx

ps didnt think you did smooth

Only my balls hun and seems its the in thing to do

of course it is the done thing to do, its really necessary. you try sucking on a kiwi fruit without peeling it to give you an idea what its like"

Well ill take your word on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id happily do the bar at any functions as i dont drink anyways

just a thought, u know where to find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather do the female bar staff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id happily do the bar at any functions as i dont drink anyways

just a thought, u know where to find me"

dont want you at the party then. you will be the one reminding me of everything i got up to. as if i need reminding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id rather do the female bar staff "

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest "

No need i can tell her myself thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id happily do the bar at any functions as i dont drink anyways

just a thought, u know where to find me

dont want you at the party then. you will be the one reminding me of everything i got up to. as if i need reminding "

my lips would be sealed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up"

Ive seen yr nips before so not sulking about that lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

No need i can tell her myself thanks"

Well!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"just had a mail off kat and kev who ran the barnsley social. just informed me that when they hold the halloween bash they will be getting some PROPER BARSTAFF.

oh am soooooo deeply offended. i hope that my fellow colleagues working behind the bar with me ie roy and yvonne are both as equally upset. i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

"

Proper Bar staff, I'm gutted, hurt and cut to the quick, thats it.................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i never normally paste pm's on forum but am soooooo hurt i feel the need. this is the reply i got from kev and kat who ran the barnsley social

just need people that can a) see b) knows where everything is and c) knows the prices. so me and kev can be free to attend to our guests. dont worry your still No1 bar bitch hun pmsl

i mean i cant help being a blind buggar

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"well i never normally paste pm's on forum but am soooooo hurt i feel the need. this is the reply i got from kev and kat who ran the barnsley social

just need people that can a) see b) knows where everything is and c) knows the prices. so me and kev can be free to attend to our guests. dont worry your still No1 bar bitch hun pmsl

i mean i cant help being a blind buggar"

Does that mesn me and Roy have to fight over who's number 2 bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

No need i can tell her myself thanks

Well!!!"

I siad id do the female barstaff

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

No need i can tell her myself thanks

Well!!!

I siad id do the female barstaff "

Awwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

No need i can tell her myself thanks

Well!!!

I siad id do the female barstaff

Awwwwwwwwwww"

Gash wasnt intrested so you get it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

No need i can tell her myself thanks

Well!!!

I siad id do the female barstaff

Awwwwwwwwwww

Gash wasnt intrested so you get it "

Playing second best, me thinks not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather do the female bar staff

glad you said female, will let yvonne know of your interest

No need i can tell her myself thanks

Well!!!

I siad id do the female barstaff

Awwwwwwwwwww

Gash wasnt intrested so you get it

Playing second best, me thinks not"

No it was aimed at both so nerr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

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By *witchy TwigletMan
over a year ago

dinnington

ah don't get rid of the bar staff from last time...they were very ummmmm entertaining! LOL

XX

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod "

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob"

You couldnt see over it anyway xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob

You couldnt see over it anyway xx "

Oh you are so for it Craig

You are a dead man walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob

You couldnt see over it anyway xx "

I was told you couldnt lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob

You couldnt see over it anyway xx

I was told you couldnt lol"

Scuse me

Is this get at Yvonne night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob

You couldnt see over it anyway xx

I was told you couldnt lol

Scuse me

Is this get at Yvonne night?"

No why would it be as i heard it was him that couldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We full expect all the bar bitches from saturday night to be bar bitches again, your all bloody good entertainment. just a pity the ceiling isnt higher, was thinking coyote ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" was thinking coyote ugly "

OI! I have feelings you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was getting very upset before that last post by Kaz

Bar duties were brill and a great way to get to meet everyone and try out my dodgy jokes

Thanks to Yvonne & Jan for making it entertaining too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT!.............

im going for a fag (just woke up after a snooz after a lovely tea yum) them im coming back to reply.

JAN your a sod

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ex bar staff Yvonne here

sob sob

You couldnt see over it anyway xx

Oh you are so for it Craig

You are a dead man walking

"

Ya love me really lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Whats up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up"

we ive seen em, looked super...lol...

does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ? "

The sky

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Whats up ? "

Ceiling last time i looked, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clothes on dont be daft lol will get paid staff to serve and jan to jiggle her sexy tits mmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was getting very upset before that last post by Kaz

Bar duties were brill and a great way to get to meet everyone and try out my dodgy jokes

Thanks to Yvonne & Jan for making it entertaining too!"

Its Kat not bloody Kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

Ceiling last time i looked, lol"

Very funny you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky "

What are you doing out side ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky

What are you doing out side ??"

Trying to see uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clothes on dont be daft lol will get paid staff to serve and jan to jiggle her sexy tits mmmmm lol"

Can i wear me boxers again? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky

What are you doing out side ??

Trying to see uranus "

I thought you wanted to see my ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky

What are you doing out side ??

Trying to see uranus

I thought you wanted to see my .... "

art collection yes soon i told ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clothes on dont be daft lol will get paid staff to serve and jan to jiggle her sexy tits mmmmm lol

Can i wear me boxers again? xx "

only if you wear THE socks too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky

What are you doing out side ??

Trying to see uranus

I thought you wanted to see my ....

art collection yes soon i told ya "

oops wrong smiley was ment to be a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky

What are you doing out side ??

Trying to see uranus

I thought you wanted to see my ....

art collection yes soon i told ya

oops wrong smiley was ment to be a "

Well i had to sell that collection but got some other things that you might be intrested in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

kat and kev ya saved yerselves just in time

was going to start a petition up to see who wanted me behind the bar again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i def want ya behind the bar jan hunny nothing to do with pulling pints tho lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Was getting very upset before that last post by Kaz

Bar duties were brill and a great way to get to meet everyone and try out my dodgy jokes

Thanks to Yvonne & Jan for making it entertaining too!"

Oh you know just how to please a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were thinking of gettin t shirts printed how about ANAL STUD for swingmates lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i def want ya behind the bar jan hunny nothing to do with pulling pints tho lol"

now who is wanting me behind the bar, kat or kev or both.

well make more of them black puddings and am anyones, apart from old harry that is. i would give him a heart attack. i still get the giggles thinking of him putting his head up to the van window just grining at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"were thinking of gettin t shirts printed how about ANAL STUD for swingmates lol"

and mrs swingmates saying "i didnt get anal"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"clothes on dont be daft lol will get paid staff to serve and jan to jiggle her sexy tits mmmmm lol"

well i was a crap barmaid and a crap bouncer. think i let anyone in. plus coz i couldnt see i was asking people would they rather see my tits than have a drink. so perhaps i should just be head of entertainment. or is that perhaps give head for entertainment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Whats up ?

The sky

What are you doing out side ??

Trying to see uranus

I thought you wanted to see my ....

art collection yes soon i told ya

oops wrong smiley was ment to be a

Well i had to sell that collection but got some other things that you might be intrested in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get it right its I DIDNT GET ANAL OFF CRAIG lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up

we ive seen em, looked super...lol...

does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...

"

think it was only you me and craig who stripped

dont worry we will convert them next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id do the door if you want once ive got my license

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up

we ive seen em, looked super...lol...

does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...

think it was only you me and craig who stripped

dont worry we will convert them next time "

Hell if you'd taken me dress of I was bloody starkers, apart from a very nice G string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were thinking of gettin t shirts printed how about ANAL STUD for swingmates lol

and mrs swingmates saying "i didnt get anal""

and i wont get it for another 12 months either lol

lesxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get it right its I DIDNT GET ANAL OFF CRAIG lol "

Not yet babe not yet pmsl

(or is this kev Mmmmm)

xx

Craig xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up

we ive seen em, looked super...lol...

does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...

think it was only you me and craig who stripped

dont worry we will convert them next time "

lol...well i think the only way the men can get in the pub is if they all wearing sparkly nipples...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I MENT LES YA T**T THE POOR NEGLECTED WOMAN PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I MENT LES YA T**T THE POOR NEGLECTED WOMAN PMSL "

now this must be that kev shouting at me now

listen titead...you put and i quote ANAL STUD for swingmates

you never said les, so there ya knobby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooooooooooher your just sulking coz yer never seen me twinkly nips for yourself.

will get patrick to post a pic up

we ive seen em, looked super...lol...

does that mean we have to keep clothes on this time if its proper staff...lol...

think it was only you me and craig who stripped

dont worry we will convert them next time

lol...well i think the only way the men can get in the pub is if they all wearing sparkly nipples...lol..."

well they wont be borrowing mine. was threatening to dig out any gems that got stuck between peoples teeth with a toothpick. am quite partial to me sparkly nips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx"

That was you sucking my hair was it Kev?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx

That was you sucking my hair was it Kev????? "

nice one roy.....did you really have a nibble tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol"

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OOOOOOO i would have been a tit head but every time i went to suck your tits i got the back of someones head lol oh yes my post was to les ya dope pmsl xxxxxx

That was you sucking my hair was it Kev?????

nice one roy.....did you really have a nibble tho. "

One or two hundred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol"

Oooops sorry m8!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx"

fook me that was funny. who has a sign on their pub saying car park at rear. when the said car park has been grassed over and sealed off. imagine as patrick sez if he had tried to get a 25ft van back out of a narrow ally like that. i would never have heard the last of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx"

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????"

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to"

Behave you.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds intresting now

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you........."

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds intresting now "

Don't make her any worse than she is please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds intresting now

Don't make her any worse than she is please "

As if i would do that and must be something for gash to say something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you.........

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy"

I can be

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you.........

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy

I can be "

Dare I say 'Good'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you.........

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy

I can be "

Yes teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo whos teachers pet then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you.........

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy

I can be

Dare I say 'Good'"

Why am I not surprised lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo whos teachers pet then?? "

A dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you.........

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy

I can be "

ooooh strick....well slap my arse with a wet kipper

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"too right and ya barred unless you shave your head i had furballs for hours lol

He'd better not reverse up the car park either then pmsl xx

Excuse me young man to what are you alluding????

who reversed up the carpark, or are you alluding to something else. come on roy spill the beans what where u up to

Behave you.........

OOOOOOOh getting strict are we Roy

I can be

ooooh strick....well slap my arse with a wet kipper "

Only if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

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I'd have gladly PAID £3k to see that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

I'd have gladly PAID £3k to see that!! "

get ya wallet out and the pics will be in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im off as its seems 3 is the magic number in here

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By *witchy TwigletMan
over a year ago

dinnington

there's a MAGIC number.... cooooolllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

I'd have gladly PAID £3k to see that!!

get ya wallet out and the pics will be in the post."

I got a pic you can have for £5.00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just had a mail off kat and kev who ran the barnsley social. just informed me that when they hold the halloween bash they will be getting some PROPER BARSTAFF.

oh am soooooo deeply offended. i hope that my fellow colleagues working behind the bar with me ie roy and yvonne are both as equally upset. i mean to say where else do the bar maids have twinkly nips.

already apologised for the £3000 ring up on the till for a round

"
ooh deeply offended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hold my hands up and admit i went up alley way that said car park this way !!! only cause needed to get changed somewhere felt a right idiot wen all i saw was a blocked off WALL!!!! oh well next time wont b driving,and the hotel will b booked in the next two weeks,so will b joining u lovely people for a few more beers is the holiday home for rent for the night next time!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i hold my hands up and admit i went up alley way that said car park this way !!! only cause needed to get changed somewhere felt a right idiot wen all i saw was a blocked off WALL!!!! oh well next time wont b driving,and the hotel will b booked in the next two weeks,so will b joining u lovely people for a few more beers is the holiday home for rent for the night next time!!!!! lol"

you talking about the van patrick and i have as in holiday home. perhaps play your cards right and we can make room for a little one

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i hold my hands up and admit i went up alley way that said car park this way !!! only cause needed to get changed somewhere felt a right idiot wen all i saw was a blocked off WALL!!!! oh well next time wont b driving,and the hotel will b booked in the next two weeks,so will b joining u lovely people for a few more beers is the holiday home for rent for the night next time!!!!! lol

you talking about the van patrick and i have as in holiday home. perhaps play your cards right and we can make room for a little one "

Trust me he ain't a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah thats the one!!!! think that wud b perfect for me after hallowean evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah thats the one!!!! think that wud b perfect for me after hallowean evening "

perfect for sleeping in or me sitting on yer face in

not wearing the boots for the halloween bash, me chuffing legs and feet are still hurting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah thats the one!!!! think that wud b perfect for me after hallowean evening "

god i remember who you are now. your profile pic is crap coz ya gorgeous in real life. and that wasnt with the beer goggles on either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rrrrr bless, thanks for those kind words,but u must have had ur beer goggles on lol lol. u can use the bed for watever u like hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey i know what i saw and wot i wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i remember u trying to undress me wen u checked my ticket remember i needed to get changed from my shorts into something more suitable!!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i remember u trying to undress me wen u checked my ticket remember i needed to get changed from my shorts into something more suitable!!!!! xx"

well you must have stopped me coz i cant remember it going any further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did but not sure why!!!!!! sorry was just trying to b polite to start of with!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i did but not sure why!!!!!! sorry was just trying to b polite to start of with!!! "

you refused me thats it next time, will not be undressing you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i did but not sure why!!!!!! sorry was just trying to b polite to start of with!!! "

Not like you to be polite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im always a true gentleman!! manners cost nothing... but mayb occasionally i get a little nawty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jan shall i undress myself for u next time in the VIP lounge!!!!! never got an invite last sat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"jan shall i undress myself for u next time in the VIP lounge!!!!! never got an invite last sat lol "

well do it slowly then and dont turn up late from the bloody rugby next time hun. see i remembered i wasnt that pissed, well wasnt then but made up for it later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rugby?????????????? cricket jan cricket!!!! ill do it very very slowly for u hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rugby?????????????? cricket jan cricket!!!! ill do it very very slowly for u hun x"

fookin hell i knew it was something to do with balls, same horse different jockey.

yeah slowly and then a fast finale please hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahem ! get a room you 2 ....or better still a campervan!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"ahem ! get a room you 2 ....or better still a campervan! "

Thats what I was thinkin too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

campervan, holidayhome, hotel room or over pool table??? u lot choose plz lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

is that the new name for the campervan...the VIP lounge???

If so can I book a place...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many does this holidayhome take jan????????? lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ill see you all at the next one and see what all the fuss is about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jan and patrick wont mind so yeah look forward to seeing u in the VIP lounge!!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well it sleeps 4 with two double beds. but i had fun on the seating area. then when patrick found out where i had gushed he was none too pleased telling me thats where the electrics are. so nearly had one scorched pussy's pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well it sleeps 4 with two double beds. but i had fun on the seating area. then when patrick found out where i had gushed he was none too pleased telling me thats where the electrics are. so nearly had one scorched pussy's pussy

"

Thought there was a burning smell pmsl xx

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

i'd luved to have scorched ur pussy when we were in barnsley hunni

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'd luved to have scorched ur pussy when we were in barnsley hunni

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

well why didnt the hell you say

you get no where in life by being shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noone can b shy round u,can they jan!!!! lol

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

ffs jan i didn't even know u pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey everyone knew me by the end of the night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"noone can b shy round u,can they jan!!!! lol"

thats right hun, no room for shyness in swinging....and am still a newie

only ever been to one club and that was my first social also

xx

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

lol can't wait for next time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was my first social and never been to a club either!!! anyone wanna take me and show me the ropes????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was my first social and never been to a club either!!! anyone wanna take me and show me the ropes???????? "

ropes...wot ropes...i had no ropes. i had the sparkly nips and tried to show you them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was waiting to b offered a luk at the sparkling nips???? think i was only one that never had a proper close up judegement on them!!!! i shall promise u now,next time i shall defo b checking them out jan!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was waiting to b offered a luk at the sparkling nips???? think i was only one that never had a proper close up judegement on them!!!! i shall promise u now,next time i shall defo b checking them out jan!!! "

you must not have ordered a drink then, coz everyone who ordered a drink got a free squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont thik u served (serviced) me all evening jan!!!! tut tut lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont thik u served (serviced) me all evening jan!!!! tut tut lol"

well you should have tipped me then and i would have serviced you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont eat yellow snow jan!!!! great tip lol lol ill remember to tip u i promise hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont eat yellow snow jan!!!! great tip lol lol ill remember to tip u i promise hun xx "
##so you have been blimping the profile and noticed the watersports huh

just dont do it in the snow, it freezes the arse off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lol was thinking in the vip lounge!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol lol was thinking in the vip lounge!!!!! "

more like viper lounge if am in it hun

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