FabSwingers.com forum: i can lick for hours......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok ok what on a profile makes you cringe.

"I dont bite unless u ask me"

so spill...........

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I have 10 inches and I know how to use it!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word banter

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"To any institutions .... legal action"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type “something” in the message title to prove you’ve read the profile ..,

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

I'm not here to sleep through fab ffs tell that to your veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gorgeous and they’ve not seen face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ok what on a profile makes you cringe.

"I dont bite unless u ask me"

so spill..........."

This .. yes !!

And when u ask em to bite , they just block you. Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who expect others to ‘apply’

If I’m applying, you’re a job.. my rates vary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone promoting the fact they are the best at anything sexual.

I hate seeing couples big each other up in a profile too,its total sales speak.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Your gorgeous and they’ve not seen face..."

Some don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Teach me....

Alan does not teach!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...'discreet'...

I should bloody think so!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...'discreet'...

I should bloody think so!

And "genuine" .. "professional"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fill in later...

So you've bee so busy fucking you haven't found 5 minutes in the last 12 months to add something to your profile?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later"
grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey is what i get for a opener isnt that what horses eat is the teply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity it’s a worn out phrase at this stage

And you rarely see quality on the profile

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll make you cum and cum and cum...

...yawn...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you wont be disapointed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Professional’ is one too... especially professional couple.

As opposed to an amateur couple, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality over quantity it’s a worn out phrase at this stage

And you rarely see quality on the profile "

Yea. And what exactly is quality

Who's setting the fucking standards here lol

Is there a criteria or a table for that

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll smash all your holes....

...like fuck you will..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ask me anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm young and hung when they're over 35 and average sized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accommodate cannot travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Safe sex only" and "I get checked regularly" yet they're the local sperm bank that's had more deposits than gringotts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality over quantity it’s a worn out phrase at this stage

And you rarely see quality on the profile

Yea. And what exactly is quality

Who's setting the fucking standards here lol

Is there a criteria or a table for that

Exactly who’s to say what’s tesco value and what’s tesco finest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll smash all your holes....

...like fuck you will..

Jesus yes or I’ll destroy you

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll smash all your holes....

...like fuck you will..

Jesus yes or I’ll destroy you

Or the creepy 'you wake up in your bed, and find me doing this, that and the other'

Sure, son. It's called r@pe.

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By *kbloke_11Man
over a year ago

Hockley

Anybody that uses the word "guys" when referring to a m/f couple, why do the ladies put up with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later Have also seen a few with kik names on the profile don’t like that I think it should be kept private for people you like

Mrscxxx

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

People with 100’s of veri’s and guys who talk about a lady like she was a 3D Fleshlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll smash all your holes....

...like fuck you will..

Jesus yes or I’ll destroy you

Or the creepy 'you wake up in your bed, and find me doing this, that and the other'

Sure, son. It's called r@pe."

Yea or do you fancy a drive up the mountains near you emm hell no you bringing lime and a shovel

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"People with 100’s of veri’s and guys who talk about a lady like she was a 3D Fleshlight. "

The veri thing..some Fabbers have been here for a decade, and/ or may have had lots of social meets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel"

This confuses me. How do you meet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking.. Remove all the above annoying statements, and you don't have an awful lot left. Which brings us right back to '' will fill in later''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ok what on a profile makes you cringe.

"I dont bite unless u ask me"

so spill..........."

Attached or Married

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet?? "

Maybe they're not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting"

But normally followed with only looking for real meets. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking.. Remove all the above annoying statements, and you don't have an awful lot left. Which brings us right back to '' will fill in later''

Lol fair point

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting"

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally

"
clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later"

Been here over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally

clubs?"

They have to travel to clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally

clubs?

They have to travel to clubs

"
if it's in walking distance maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally

clubs?

They have to travel to clubs

if it's in walking distance maybe?"

That’s still traveling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet??

Maybe they're not meeting

I think they want lifted and laid. Quite literally

clubs?

They have to travel to clubs

if it's in walking distance maybe?"
they still have to travel to a car too to get in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet?? "

It means they meet locally either at the other person’s place, a hotel or club etc. They don’t travel longer distances and don’t have people at theirs.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

the deodorant can next to the cock.....wtf

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"the deodorant can/ Sky remote next to the cock.....wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the deodorant can next to the cock.....wtf

Hairy cock pics taken while sitting on a public loo

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"the deodorant can/ Sky remote next to the cock.....wtf

Lynx smelling cock watching adult channels on sky?

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Princess demands and even worse - their white knight cling ons who follow them around the forums begging for sex yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the deodorant can next to the cock.....wtf

Hairy cock pics taken while sitting on a public loo

Oh yes how God awful is that

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Overuse of mmmmmmmmm

Cringe

Miss

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By *eordieDaveMan
over a year ago

Whickham

Horses generally tend to eat Hay lol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

This is a good one!!! I don’t have any preference But I like White guys Grrrrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello bitch do you want to sit on my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the deodorant can next to the cock.....wtf

Hairy cock pics taken while sitting on a public loo

Oh yes how God awful is that"

Instant no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wont be disapointed..."

This. Maybe in the past I met, believed and had sex with the wrong people but so far that's exactly how I feel, disappointed.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We are all here for the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a dynasor

Wil make ur cunt moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word banter"

This... Surly it is just having a conversation

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Overuse of mmmmmmmmm

Cringe

Miss"

Mmm...I agree...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word banter

This... Surly it is just having a conversation

Maybe, I just dont like the overuse of the word.

It seems, and I'm not saying it happens on here, that people can justify questionable actions by calling it banter for example a sexist joke say, then when someone questions it the retort is "it is just banter"

Having experienced tbe football dressing room, a conversation between two people is a lot different to banter

But this is just my opinion and happy to be corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overuse of mmmmmmmmm

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No chubby men or facial hair”

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"“No chubby men or facial hair” "

No chubby women with facial hair either

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"People who expect others to ‘apply’

If I’m applying, you’re a job.. my rates vary

I have asked for an application form,but alas,none were forthcoming.

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"the deodorant can/ Sky remote next to the cock.....wtf

Lynx smelling cock watching adult channels on sky?"

I thought cans of lynx were permitted?

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

"The word banter

This... Surly it is just having a conversation

I thought that banter was sexist racist, anything else -ist, inappropriate comments . Seems like the usual excuse for such comments.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Anybody that uses the word "guys" when referring to a m/f couple, why do the ladies put up with it?"

Just makes me think of Sloth from the goonies “hey you guys”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody that uses the word "guys" when referring to a m/f couple, why do the ladies put up with it?"

I use the word ‘guys’ when talking to couples here or outside of here and also when talking to more than one person. Guilty

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Overuse of mmmmmmmmm

Cringe

Miss"

Yes! It is pretty awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ice cream,and I refuse to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing gets the members of the forum quite so riled up as seeing a profile with professional written in the text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love barback. WHAT!!!!!! So what they really saying is i love a std

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Pictures with them daft filters on and them daft disclaimer notices people put on

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By *otlancasterguyMan
over a year ago

lancaster

A profile demanding face pic for a reply yet have no pictures or verifications of any kind on the profile

Boils my piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to fuck you to death and pump you full of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will fill in later

usually on profiles over a year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come and get me babe"

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hey is what i get for a opener isnt that what horses eat is the teply"

That's Hay not Hey

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I can lick for hours, love giving oral. Erm no. It bores me to tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick for hours, love giving oral. Erm no. It bores me to tears. "

This

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"We're in a loving relationship"! Where as other couples hate eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

‘I’m not looking to shag my way around fab’

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

that remote n can thing really does bug me lol know iv already said it..just saying lol.maybe im jealous

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Won't answer you unless you have a face pic, yet none on theirs. Like I can be bothered to ask them

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

As for 'lick for hours', yawn! I'll start putting my shopping list together

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

PPS - I'll keep licking until I MAKE you cum - really?!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Will fill in later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey is what i get for a opener isnt that what horses eat is the teply"

No. Horses eat hay.

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

Ones that put always freshly showered and disease free on their profile. I would like to think if your gonna meet me this would be a given.

Also I’m not bi , but ......

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By *ugarNSpice666Couple
over a year ago

Wearside

The word “panties”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality over quantity it’s a worn out phrase at this stage

And you rarely see quality on the profile

Yea. And what exactly is quality

Who's setting the fucking standards here lol

Is there a criteria or a table for that

Exactly who’s to say what’s tesco value and what’s tesco finest lol"

Well I once right riffy bloke on the bus at 10 in the morning drinking a can of Tesco's value larger. He knew the difference at 18p a can.

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By *anchesterjustinMan
over a year ago

manchester

Where you from x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up for anything"... Really? So you want to come round to my house wearing a big blue souwester and clean out my toilet by hand? No? But you said "up for anything"

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

think lick for hours means they cant get hard ons lol..(no not speaking from exp lol)

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

A long list of terms and conditions, sometimes numbered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be clean makes me think what I’m the name of jazus have you been up on before to need to state it

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By *rbean69Man
over a year ago

Stroud

"Must be clean makes me think what I’m the name of jazus have you been up on before to need to state it

This may be because they have a bad experience with somebody unclean in the past. There are several "worst swinging experience" threads which bear this out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody that uses the word "guys" when referring to a m/f couple, why do the ladies put up with it?

I use the word ‘guys’ when talking to couples here or outside of here and also when talking to more than one person. Guilty

I use guys quite alot thinking about, never realised it was frowned upon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are not even original enough to find their own words to verify but pinch descriptions from veris you've received before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer. Bully for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer. Bully for you

Also non-specific locations

and..

'Jog on'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer. Bully for you

Also non-specific locations

and..

'Jog on'"

Haha I say jog on. Only to friends though in jest. Not to a stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I have 10 inches and I know how to use it!’

oh hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of people say I can lick for hours. Do people really want to be licked for hours!? I’d have to take a magazine or a book or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody that uses the word "guys" when referring to a m/f couple, why do the ladies put up with it?

I use the word ‘guys’ when talking to couples here or outside of here and also when talking to more than one person. Guilty

I use guys quite alot thinking about, never realised it was frowned upon "

I shall continue to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody that uses the word "guys" when referring to a m/f couple, why do the ladies put up with it?

I use the word ‘guys’ when talking to couples here or outside of here and also when talking to more than one person. Guilty

I use guys quite alot thinking about, never realised it was frowned upon

I shall continue to do so.

I can lick for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue begins to ache after 5 mins so not a claim of mine and I agree people claiming to not be here to fuck all of fab but have 50+ verifications make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue begins to ache after 5 mins so not a claim of mine and I agree people claiming to not be here to fuck all of fab but have 50+ verifications make me laugh "

Not sure 5 minutes is acceptable. Do some tongue exercises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue begins to ache after 5 mins so not a claim of mine and I agree people claiming to not be here to fuck all of fab but have 50+ verifications make me laugh

Not sure 5 minutes is acceptable. Do some tongue exercises "

I could probably push to 8 but a little break or change of play would stop the ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue begins to ache after 5 mins so not a claim of mine and I agree people claiming to not be here to fuck all of fab but have 50+ verifications make me laugh

Not sure 5 minutes is acceptable. Do some tongue exercises

I could probably push to 8 but a little break or change of play would stop the ache "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick for weeks

Non stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick for weeks

Non stop?"

In shifts, 5 minutes in monthly installments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do tongue exercises consist of anyhow? Does juggling ice cubes in your mouth count?

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

fuck that lickin lark its ok for 5mins or so.....(chauvinist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send face pic or I'll block you.

Huh!

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

"Send a face pic as I like to see who I'm talking with"

...when they have NO pics and hardly any info on their profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not playing this week, damn you mother nature.

We don't need to know that you're on your period thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Been here before so know the score'.

'Not my first rodeo'.

Usually followed by an unnecessary list of don'ts and dislikes.

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm not here to sleep through fab ffs tell that to your veri's

Yes that does make me smile lol maybe advertising how many people they have had not a good idea lol

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Long profiles of war n peace what they want what they will do that’s fantastic but really I want to talk to the person not the profile a picture is more powerful than the pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im too busy living my life to see what profiles makes me cringe. I'd rather concentrate on the ones I'm interested in

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

“Read the profile “

Can’t we just admire the pics

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By *akequeen90Couple
over a year ago

Sydney

Well hung professional....and doesn't have a profile picture

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"What do tongue exercises consist of anyhow? Does juggling ice cubes in your mouth count?"

Eat yogurt from the pot just using your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me anything... And nothing else on the profile.

If you can't be arsed to write, I sure as hell can't be arsed to ask.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Type “something” in the message title to prove you’ve read the profile ..,"

I avoid these...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"“Read the profile “

Can’t we just admire the pics

Yes we can and great pics they are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those stupid and pointless legal disclaimers that normally end up being longer than the profile itself.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Those stupid and pointless legal disclaimers that normally end up being longer than the profile itself. "

Oooo I've got one of them. I dont know why infamy is better than anonymity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those stupid and pointless legal disclaimers that normally end up being longer than the profile itself.

Oooo I've got one of them. I dont know why infamy is better than anonymity

Infamy? They've all got it infamy...sorry I couldn't resist

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

'New to the scene' and they have 100+ veri's

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Those stupid and pointless legal disclaimers that normally end up being longer than the profile itself.

Oooo I've got one of them. I dont know why infamy is better than anonymity

Infamy? They've all got it infamy...sorry I couldn't resist

Your forgiven....just

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

“Any messages with ‘hi’, ‘how are you’, will be deleted. Use some imagination if you want to stimulate me!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Read the profile “

Can’t we just admire the pics

Yes we can and great pics they are too

As are yours. Very sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My irritations are more from veri’s than profiles:

If you get the chance to meet him, don’t pass him by girls

A lady never tells, but let’s just say I left smiling! until next time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Any messages with ‘hi’, ‘how are you’, will be deleted. Use some imagination if you want to stimulate me!”

same here. DELETE!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"“Any messages with ‘hi’, ‘how are you’, will be deleted. Use some imagination if you want to stimulate me!”

We just messaged “hi how are you”

And you replied

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"“Read the profile “

Can’t we just admire the pics

Yes we can and great pics they are too

As are yours. Very sexy x

Thank you

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"“Any messages with ‘hi’, ‘how are you’, will be deleted. Use some imagination if you want to stimulate me!”

We just messaged “hi how are you”

And you replied

Of course I replied. I was being sarcastic about people who say they don’t like ‘hi’ or ‘how are you’ in a message.... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8” and over only - come on, give us little guys a chance

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"“Any messages with ‘hi’, ‘how are you’, will be deleted. Use some imagination if you want to stimulate me!”

We just messaged “hi how are you”

And you replied

Of course I replied. I was being sarcastic about people who say they don’t like ‘hi’ or ‘how are you’ in a message.... x"

The proof is that if the pics are hot the user is photo verified or real meet verified!

The profile text won’t matter as the horny Devil

in all us fabbers will make us send the message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate cannot travel

This confuses me. How do you meet?? "

That's exactly what it's supposed to do

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"8” and over only - come on, give us little guys a chance

Yhwres the always the exception to the rule

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I can lick for hours ?

Get a job at Chupa Chups then !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can i cum in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Type “something” in the message title to prove you’ve read the profile ..,

I avoid these..."

Same here.. Cba with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i cum in you

Do people really put that as a message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i cum in you

Do people really put that as a message?

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym fit men only and vwe, and they've got a face like a robbers dog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How are you both

Errrr i have a single profile knob jockey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will meet then your blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional"...what exactly?

Discrete...huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gym fit men only and vwe, and they've got a face like a robbers dog. "

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Guys that say

‘I have never come from a bj - can you help?’

God only knows how many naive women have fallen for that old chestnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will do anything, i mean anything

Then you tell them and block youl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to meet you as your a milf

No no kids here so im not a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys that say

‘I have never come from a bj - can you help?’

God only knows how many naive women have fallen for that old chestnut

"
but its true

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 14/04/19 09:47:06]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Guys that say

‘I have never come from a bj - can you help?’

God only knows how many naive women have fallen for that old chestnut

I really am naive

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Guys that say

‘I have never come from a bj - can you help?’

God only knows how many naive women have fallen for that old chestnut

I really am naive

Haha it’s a classic alright

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