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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've just found out that cinemas don't actually give a shit if you take your own sweets in, there's no official policy about it.

I've been smuggling Haribos in like a Mexican drug lord for fucking years......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I've just found out that cinemas don't actually give a shit if you take your own sweets in, there's no official policy about it.

I've been smuggling Haribos in like a Mexican drug lord for fucking years......

"

In condoms shoved up your arse???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can take backpacks in so why would you think you can't take in sweets?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure our local one pat you down before you enter. That might just be their kink though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Im sure our local one pat you down before you enter. That might just be their kink though "

Full body cavity search?

They tell you it's necessary ... it's really not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure our local one pat you down before you enter. That might just be their kink though

Full body cavity search?

They tell you it's necessary ... it's really not "

Touch your toes before they hand you your ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped once going into a concert in Manchester M.E.N...bag search (fair enough it’s security) can’t take those in(sweets, Fanta etc). Obviously so we have to buy theirs. Good tip: tell them you’re hypoglycaemic and therefore it’s medication.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our local one stops you from taking your own in. They get quite funny about it and confiscate them or tell you to leave x

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Well you can take backpacks in so why would you think you can't take in sweets?"

I don't want to eat a backpack.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film. "

I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)

And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!

I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our local one stops you from taking your own in. They get quite funny about it and confiscate them or tell you to leave x "

Ask to see the company policy ..

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Cryin!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

It's happenin' again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)

And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!

I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers "

And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.

And no toilet breaks.

And no talking.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I've just found out that cinemas don't actually give a shit if you take your own sweets in, there's no official policy about it.

I've been smuggling Haribos in like a Mexican drug lord for fucking years......

"

Seen people walking in with pizzas, buckets from kfc and one time a nandos

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

That’s a good thing to know

I’m guessing they still don’t like it if you bring a 3 course meal in or sizzling stake

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford


"

Seen people walking in with pizzas, buckets from kfc and one time a nandos "

Omg that will be me next time !

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Hahahaha I take a bottle of wine and a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked in with a cup of tea and bacon sandwich earlier, my son with popcorn and ribena. Next week will be a hog roast!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film. "

you would have hated me.... i and 20 others once got "asked to leave" for singing hakuna mata.... i thought we were rather good!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

you would have hated me.... i and 20 others once got "asked to leave" for singing hakuna mata.... i thought we were rather good!!!! "

What movie were you watching? I would have tutted. Loudly.

That does sound awesome though, bet you were good.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do you do that thing with the popcorn cup with the hole in the bottom

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)

And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!

I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers

And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.

And no toilet breaks.

And no talking."

I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Always taken our own sweets in.

Tesco pic n mix cheaper by miles.

It's a bugger smuggling foot long hotdogs in though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)

And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!

I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers

And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.

And no toilet breaks.

And no talking.

I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag "

Go on Dragon's Den. This needs to be reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take some with me and buy drinks there. It's only £4 a ticket and they have to make a profit.

My local Vue had Cherry Garcia Ben and Jerry's that you can't buy anywhere in the shops, so I'll buy that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)

And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!

I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers

And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.

And no toilet breaks.

And no talking.

I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag "

How deliciously erotic

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film.

I’d ban popcorn in there to.....all that scrunching about! (and I don’t like the smell of it either)

And drinks.....slurping through the straws during crucial moments in the movie and distracting me from my cinematic experience?!

I am the Joseph Stalin of cinematic goers

And ban hotdogs too! They stink the place out. People should eat before they go in.

And no toilet breaks.

And no talking.

I agree wholeheartedly; Indeed, cinema goers should be strapped down to their seats with a mechanism like those found on Thorpe Park rides. Said mechanical restraints would also be built with inclusive catheter bags installed and also feature some form of mouth apparatus to serve as a gag

How deliciously erotic "

He he - I’ll make sure that to compensate cinema goers for any discomfort experienced in these special seats, ladies will have a specially installed on board vibrator in theirs whilst men will get to experience a similarly pleasant journey with an integral, automatic fleshlight, both of which will alter their vibrating, operational tempo based upon the action onscreen. (Expect to witness the subsequent ticket sales for action movies go through the roof!!!)

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Sweets in cinemas should be banned. All that rustling and scoffing. People should sit in silence and watch the film. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They kinda you care if you get caught. I've taken a shopping bag of crap in to the cinema and was questioned on what I was taking in with me.

The tango blast slushies taste much better when you add a load of vodka. You have to take a small bottle else it looks suspicious.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Vue cinema in Southampton was robbed last night and police are urging witnesses to come forward.

Two robbers have escaped with an estimated total of £1,600 in goods.

The men are believed to have made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium Pepsi, a family size popcorn and a bag of Revels.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's when ya take yer own microwave and ready meal in with you that they start to get a little bit disgruntled

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It's when ya take yer own microwave and ready meal in with you that they start to get a little bit disgruntled "

Even the VIP seats don't have a 13amp socket outlet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vue cinema in Southampton was robbed last night and police are urging witnesses to come forward.

Two robbers have escaped with an estimated total of £1,600 in goods.

The men are believed to have made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium Pepsi, a family size popcorn and a bag of Revels."

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No rule? Shitting hell, I bought a new bag (big one) just for cinema trips because I was embarrassed about my co op stash poking out the top

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Vue cinema in Southampton was robbed last night and police are urging witnesses to come forward.

Two robbers have escaped with an estimated total of £1,600 in goods.

The men are believed to have made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium Pepsi, a family size popcorn and a bag of Revels.

"

It's an oldie but a goldie.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's when ya take yer own microwave and ready meal in with you that they start to get a little bit disgruntled

Even the VIP seats don't have a 13amp socket outlet....."

It must have been the extension lead then, obviously a trip hazard.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Arrrr mi hearties. Cinema smugglin’ is a way of life! Pass the massive toblerone.

https://youtu.be/HndMyUN_dz0

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Arrrr mi hearties. Cinema smugglin’ is a way of life! Pass the massive toblerone.

https://youtu.be/HndMyUN_dz0"

I only have a small Toblerone.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Arrrr mi hearties. Cinema smugglin’ is a way of life! Pass the massive toblerone.

https://youtu.be/HndMyUN_dz0

I only have a small Toblerone. "

Don’t worry I’m good at sharing. It’s gone a bit melty though.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Arrrr mi hearties. Cinema smugglin’ is a way of life! Pass the massive toblerone.

https://youtu.be/HndMyUN_dz0

I only have a small Toblerone.

Don’t worry I’m good at sharing. It’s gone a bit melty though. "

It's good to share......

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