FabSwingers.com forum: Best Captain

By *oncupiscentTony OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

_______ Birdseye?

_______ Caveman?

_______ Over?

_______'s log stardate 44193.7 supplementary?

This is the _______ of the ship Colin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cap'n Spaulding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack sparrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack sparrow

Or Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude with the mandolin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beakey

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Captain Ginyu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solo

Slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack sparrow

Or Morgan"

Spiced Gold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spankypants.....

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"Dude with the mandolin..... "
Corelo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesse pinkman

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I say Captain you say Wot ! Captain Sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack sparrow

Or Morgan

Spiced Gold?"

Don't mind if I do... cheers!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underpants

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"_______ Birdseye?

_______ Caveman?

_______ Over?

_______'s log stardate 44193.7 supplementary?

This is the _______ of the ship Colin?"

You forgot Captain Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kirk"

No! It's Picard!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

And Tennille

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roger you there ?!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Captain Chaos

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Chaos

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Pugwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Jack - Billy Joel

Not many songs contain lyrics about masturbating

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Captain Fantastic.

DNAYS.

I wonder how many on here remember that?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roger you there ?!"

Aye aye Captain Impaler, sorry Impala, Sir!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Morgan. He's nice with Coke

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!"
woof!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

O Captain! My Captain!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

John Terry - captain, leader, legend.

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beefheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgan's spiced rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!"

I thought that was Arnold Rimmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!"

I thought he was Lord Flashheart?

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!

I thought that was Arnold Rimmer.

I believe they both used it! But definitely not Rimmer as Best Captain.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!

I thought that was Arnold Rimmer.

I believe they both used it! But definitely not Rimmer as Best Captain....."

Rimmer was only ever Second Technician, never rose to such dizzy heights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain America

Captain Marvel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack sparrow

Definitely!!!!

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!

I thought he was Lord Flashheart?

Apologies, you’re right!! Still.!!!

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

"Jack sparrow

Best one ever !!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The captain that flew me to Rome today..has the best

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!

I thought that was Arnold Rimmer.

I believe they both used it! But definitely not Rimmer as Best Captain.....

Rimmer was only ever Second Technician, never rose to such dizzy heights!

I seem to remember him claiming the title of, Acting Captain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgan ( sex pistols not dark rum )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Pug wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spankypants..... "

Believe it or not I'm not a real Captain. But I don't think Captain Birdseye is either. You can't run a ship on child labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackadder’s Captain flashheart!!woof!

Smoke me a kipper, all be back by morning!!

I thought that was Arnold Rimmer.

I believe they both used it! But definitely not Rimmer as Best Captain.....

Rimmer was only ever Second Technician, never rose to such dizzy heights!

I seem to remember him claiming the title of, Acting Captain!"

I had to copy this from imbd..

Season 11 Eppisode 4

"After a scandalous piece of good fortune Rimmer saves the life of a bio-printed Captain and is promoted , fulfilling his life-long dream of becoming an Officer."

I can't remember much about the plot but I guess he is demoted at some point to escape being absorbed by the Rimmer mutation thing.

In Stoke Me A Clipper, Rimmmer gets posthumously promoted to First Officer. I reckon they forgot, The writers forget most things in Red Dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

America

Ahab

Beaky

Caveman

(bored now)

what about moving onto to Privates??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone mentioned

Captain Underpants !!

Traaalalalalalalaaaaaaaa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_______ Birdseye?

_______ Caveman?

_______ Over?

_______'s log stardate 44193.7 supplementary?

This is the _______ of the ship Colin?"

Kirk

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By *J StathamMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Captain Ginyu"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain chaos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Powdered Toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

Mannering

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Courageous

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Has anyone mentioned Captain Planet yet? And does anyone remember the song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone mentioned Captain Planet yet? And does anyone remember the song?

"Were the Planteers, you can be one too

Cause saving our planet is the thing to do

Looting and polluting is not the way

Hear what Captain Planet has to say

THE POWER IS YOURS!"

Nope, dont know it, the verses have me stumped like

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Captain cave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Captain Farrell

And his money, he was countin'

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's scarlet you ass wipes.

Indestructible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Dan from Forrest Gump!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"It's scarlet you ass wipes.

Indestructible"

This

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By *J StathamMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Phillips?

"This is my boat now"

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Captain Dan from Forrest Gump!"

Lieutenant Dan soz.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Read through the whole thread, I'm so disappointed in you all....

Captain Jack Harkness.

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