FabSwingers.com forum: Kinkiest thing?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? (Legal only.)

I'm curious how innocent and sheltered I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh probably nothing

I’m really boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair once"

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair once"
was gruelling work liking the sticky envolope bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair oncewas gruelling work liking the sticky envolope bit"

Stopppppppp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair oncewas gruelling work liking the sticky envolope bit

Stopppppppp!

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good job i didnt have a slip of the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmmm will this thread go waaaay off topic? Too late lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm will this thread go waaaay off topic? Too late lol."
sorry i tried to play by the rules but that leviosa is a bad influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm will this thread go waaaay off topic? Too late lol.

sorry i tried to play by the rules but that leviosa is a bad influence

I’m an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm will this thread go waaaay off topic? Too late lol.

sorry i tried to play by the rules but that leviosa is a bad influence

I’m an angel of filth

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see told ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The doughnut thnig.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I once told a lady I was bi curious and she shoved a carrot up my arse to see if I was compatible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ate a takeaway curry chip off a woman’s bottom ( had to let it cool a bit first)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The doughnut thnig.

The doughnut thing?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I held hands with a lady.

It was all I had hoped for and more.

Totally worth the guilt and shame afterwards.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

I got strapped, semi naked, to a wheel and spun round amongst other things involving whipping posts, a St Andrew's cross, flogger, whips and a whole lot more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got strapped, semi naked, to a wheel and spun round amongst other things involving whipping posts, a St Andrew's cross, flogger, whips and a whole lot more. "

Sort of like a wheel of misfortune

. Sounds fun!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"I got strapped, semi naked, to a wheel and spun round amongst other things involving whipping posts, a St Andrew's cross, flogger, whips and a whole lot more.

Sort of like a wheel of misfortune

. Sounds fun!"

It bally well was! Well, once all of the blood drained back out of my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got strapped, semi naked, to a wheel and spun round amongst other things involving whipping posts, a St Andrew's cross, flogger, whips and a whole lot more.

Sort of like a wheel of misfortune

. Sounds fun!

It bally well was! Well, once all of the blood drained back out of my head. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair oncewas gruelling work liking the sticky envolope bit

Stopppppppp!

good job i didnt have a slip of the tongue

You'd have to use a jiffy bag. An envelope would just deteriorate in minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm will this thread go waaaay off topic? Too late lol.

sorry i tried to play by the rules but that leviosa is a bad influence

I’m an angel

So was the Devil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things but I suppose sitting in a bedroom watching a couple fuck is up there. I've also had 5 men on a bed play with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl touched my dinkle once.

It was WILD!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The doughnut thnig.

What is the donut thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was tied to an X by a couple who then basically teased the hell out of me and spanked my ass and then we all went and had sex lol I found that quite kinky lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair oncewas gruelling work liking the sticky envolope bit

Stopppppppp!

good job i didnt have a slip of the tongue

You'd have to use a jiffy bag. An envelope would just deteriorate in minutes."
cheers for that pat hows jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair once"

Is that legal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit in an envolope and posted it to tony blair once

Is that legal ? "
i am the law

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first."

You mean the way its meant to be made in the bloody first place.....

Only animals put the milk in first

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Not sure it’s my kinkiest but it’s one of my kink meets.

Was foot worship meet with the purpose end result being him cumming in my fishnet socks, putting them back on my feet. Massaging them in and sucking his cum back off my feet.

Lex

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first.

You mean the way its meant to be made in the bloody first place.....

Only animals put the milk in first"

Heresy!

Take that back right now young lady.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first.

You mean the way its meant to be made in the bloody first place.....

Only animals put the milk in first

Heresy!

Take that back right now young lady.

Never, you have been making tea wrong your whole life you savage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first.

You mean the way its meant to be made in the bloody first place.....

Only animals put the milk in first

Heresy!

Take that back right now young lady.

Never, you have been making tea wrong your whole life you savage

What if your not making it in a pot? You can't put the milk In first with the tea bag.

If it's in a pot do you warm the pot first?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first.

You mean the way its meant to be made in the bloody first place.....

Only animals put the milk in first

Heresy!

Take that back right now young lady.

Never, you have been making tea wrong your whole life you savage

What if your not making it in a pot? You can't put the milk In first with the tea bag.

If it's in a pot do you warm the pot first?"

I'm not talking about a pot. The rules for making tea are simple.

Bag in cup, water in cup, milk in cup, sugar in cup, done. Obviously stirring and steeping in appropriate places

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dvp With a married couple that was rather naughty

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I made tea once and didn't put the milk in first.

You mean the way its meant to be made in the bloody first place.....

Only animals put the milk in first

Heresy!

Take that back right now young lady.

Never, you have been making tea wrong your whole life you savage

What if your not making it in a pot? You can't put the milk In first with the tea bag.

If it's in a pot do you warm the pot first?"

You absolutely warm the pot, if you're just making a mug you make the tea in one, warm the other then add the milk before the tea.

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