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this thread is onley for those with a sense of houmer.....

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Bear with this..........

And remember its just a bit of fun. (a joke)

So it ses in the bible that god made the world.

God separated the land from the sea,s.

God made all the plants, flowers and trees

God made all the animals and insects.

Blar Blar blar.......

Then to look after his creation god made adam.

Latter adam felt lonely and unhappy as he wos the only 1 of his kind.

So 1 night god took a rib from adam as he slept and god made eve to make adam happy.........

Ok ......

So god made adam #man.

Then god made eve #woman to make adam happy....

So in short......

According to the bible woman wos put on earth to make man happy...

Wots your thort on this ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lilith.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm very happy when I'm with a woman

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Lilith.

"

Ok ?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm very happy when I'm with a woman"

Lol

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Lilith.

Ok ? "

Lilith was made from the same soil as Adam , and was his first wife . They fell out as she felt that she was equal to him , and wouldn’t allow him to fuck her in the missionary position . She wanted to go on top to have superiority . She left him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darwin. That's my thoughts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lilith.

"

The original Dark Angel and she is still living and breathing in Holly

LJ

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?

And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think that the bible was written by men, that's what I think...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My bicep (left) is worth a chortle

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Lilith.

Ok ?

Lilith was made from the same soil as Adam , and was his first wife . They fell out as she felt that she was equal to him , and wouldn’t allow him to fuck her in the missionary position . She wanted to go on top to have superiority . She left him ."

Ok. Never hard that bit before.

Ps,just for the record I'm not religious in any way.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Any butcher will tell you ... rib is not the best cut ....

But I do like bbq ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?

And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???

"

Plot twist, Able was trans but couldn’t tell his parents so fakes death. Whilst in the wilderness Cain stumble across this beautiful and sturdy lady.... I think you get it

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?

And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???

"

Wot a good question.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?

And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???

Plot twist, Able was trans but couldn’t tell his parents so fakes death. Whilst in the wilderness Cain stumble across this beautiful and sturdy lady.... I think you get it "

Or he did

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Any butcher will tell you ... rib is not the best cut ....

But I do like bbq ribs "

Lol

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I think that the bible was written by men, that's what I think... "

Of course it was !

Everyone knows women couldn’t read or write back then

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"But ... Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. Cain kills Abel so is sent into the wilderness .. 40 years later he comes back with a wife... where did she come from?

And what was he doing for 40 years? Building cities ... who for??? If all mankind came from Adam and Eve ... where did all these others come from???

Plot twist, Able was trans but couldn’t tell his parents so fakes death. Whilst in the wilderness Cain stumble across this beautiful and sturdy lady.... I think you get it

Or he did "

One of them was sodding a potage

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I think that the bible was written by men, that's what I think... "

It's very possible.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Lilith.

"

Seems like some thought was put into the naming of characters for Frasier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bear with this..........

And remember its just a bit of fun. (a joke)

So it ses in the bible that god made the world.

God separated the land from the sea,s.

God made all the plants, flowers and trees

God made all the animals and insects.

Blar Blar blar.......

Then to look after his creation god made adam.

Latter adam felt lonely and unhappy as he wos the only 1 of his kind.

So 1 night god took a rib from adam as he slept and god made eve to make adam happy.........

Ok ......

So god made adam #man.

Then god made eve #woman to make adam happy....

So in short......

According to the bible woman wos put on earth to make man happy...

Wots your thort on this ?

"

There not much women making this man happy

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Lilith.

Seems like some thought was put into the naming of characters for Frasier... "

Was Nials related to Abraham? Or did he begat him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a man's world, but it wouldn't be nothing without a woman or a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s something deliciously ironic every time bible discussion happens on the fab forums, don’t we all think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe some woman-hating man made up the stories of Adam and his women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe some woman-hating man made up the stories of Adam and his women."

So god? As before Adam there was but he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think that the bible was written by men, that's what I think... "
idiots more like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All praise should be reserved for our one true lord, he with the noodly appendage born from the waters and carbohydrates.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his church of Pastafarianism

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I believe some woman-hating man made up the stories of Adam and his women."

The bible ... made up? Fairy story?? That's heresy ...

Burn her!!

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Bear with this..........

And remember its just a bit of fun. (a joke)

So it ses in the bible that god made the world.

God separated the land from the sea,s.

God made all the plants, flowers and trees

God made all the animals and insects.

Blar Blar blar.......

Then to look after his creation god made adam.

Latter adam felt lonely and unhappy as he wos the only 1 of his kind.

So 1 night god took a rib from adam as he slept and god made eve to make adam happy.........

Ok ......

So god made adam #man.

Then god made eve #woman to make adam happy....

So in short......

According to the bible woman wos put on earth to make man happy...

Wots your thort on this ?

There not much women making this man happy "

Your not alown thow.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"This is a man's world, but it wouldn't be nothing without a woman or a girl. "

You have a good point thar

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"There’s something deliciously ironic every time bible discussion happens on the fab forums, don’t we all think "

I have no idear

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I believe some woman-hating man made up the stories of Adam and his women."

It's possible.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"All praise should be reserved for our one true lord, he with the noodly appendage born from the waters and carbohydrates.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his church of Pastafarianism "

Lol arrrm ok ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lilly white Lillian is a Jewish tale. It was also in Genesis: the lamb lies down on Broadway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no don't burn her yet...

"as nobody expects the spanish inquistion"

(then burn her!)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lilith.

"

Well every day's a learning day. I had religion rammed down my throat: not once have I heard the name Lilith. Sounds like my kind of gal!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"no don't burn her yet...

"as nobody expects the spanish inquistion"

(then burn her!) "

She turned me into a newt!!

.

.

I got better

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darwin. That's my thoughts!"
alright darwin'

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