FabSwingers.com forum: So

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A very long time ago ( 25+ years ) I had mate who was more like a brother. One Friday evening we were at a mate of a mate of a mates of his house party. There must of been over 100 people ranging from 16/17 up to 50 years of age. Now it wasn’t the best of places but the party was the dogs bollocks. He coped off with a lass who must of been knocking 40 and I thought I wouldn’t see them for the rest of the night. Anyhow a couple of hours later he comes bounding over and drags me upstairs into a bedroom. Now this lass was as the day she was born , legs akimbo on the bed. First thing I noticed was a tattoo on her bikini line and green pubes. After a ‘ what the fuck’ moment i read what the tattoo said and pissed myself. ‘ Keep off the grass ‘ and a daisy sprouting from her clit about 8” long. . Pretty writing it was. Anyway the story was she’d grow her pubes until she fancy a right old seeing too and then shave. I obviously left them to go hammer and tongs and went back to the party.

Now we’ve keep in touch most of our lives and he sends me a txt after probably 6 months of not chatting.

Alls it said was ‘ daisy’. Shit went through my head as it does and messaged him back wtf. About an hour later I get a message so open to find a message saying ‘ that landing on a daisy ‘ and a picture of a butterfly...... tattooed around a lasses asshole.

So the question I put to all you fabbsters is.

True or false ?

By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I know someone who went to the bank to ask for loan so he could open an anal bleaching bar. He was turned down despite him having quite a lot of collateral (stockpiled Domestos). Anyway, I digress. What was the question?