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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wee up against?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Aren’t there any where you live teabag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Aren’t there any where you live teabag "

i dont live near her

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


" "

You’re doing just fine without one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From one lamppost pisser to another

I have been on lampposts.com and ordered you one of the best on their site!!

Should be there in 2-3 working days

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From one lamppost pisser to another

I have been on lampposts.com and ordered you one of the best on their site!!

Should be there in 2-3 working days

LJ"

i got mine for free on fab altho i have to collect

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Is this for your morning frothy one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this for your morning frothy one? "
no and ur lucky i dont eat asparagus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try pineapple

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try pineapple

LJ"

hope Lucozade works too

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Try pineapple

LJhope Lucozade works too"

Are we still talking pissing here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop rubbing it, ain't no genie gonna grant you wishes Pull!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try pineapple

LJhope Lucozade works too

Are we still talking pissing here?? "

urm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop rubbing it, ain't no genie gonna grant you wishes Pull!! "
i might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try pineapple

LJhope Lucozade works too

Are we still talking pissing here?? "

Take a wild guess

I doubt you will need more than one!!

LJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try pineapple

LJhope Lucozade works too

Are we still talking pissing here??

Take a wild guess

I doubt you will need more than one!!

LJ"

bubbles dude bubbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok huge piss time I love my sally shes mine hands off grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have resisted the urge to lamp post piss on quite a few threads now, as I don't want to give the wrong impression. But phwoaaaaaar, LisaB is about a million times nicer in real life than she is in the forums, and she's pretty phemomenal on here!

And she's hot.

So hands off guys, I'm bagging this one for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well sally you got yoy ap1suprrstar all to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok huge piss time I love my sally shes mine hands off grrrrr "

Didn't know you were taken pmf.. you didn't mention it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok huge piss time I love my sally shes mine hands off grrrrr

Didn't know you were taken pmf.. you didn't mention it... "

I know im very shy and secretive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok huge piss time I love my sally shes mine hands off grrrrr

Didn't know you were taken pmf.. you didn't mention it...

I know im very shy and secretive "

Discretion personified I like it... piss away. Nice to see people happy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok huge piss time I love my sally shes mine hands off grrrrr

Didn't know you were taken pmf.. you didn't mention it...

I know im very shy and secretive

Discretion personified I like it... piss away. Nice to see people happy!!"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I prefer walls down darkened alleyways; A lamppost tends to give godawful splash-back I have always found......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

What happened to your couple profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me "

I couldn’t agree more

LJ

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Outside our house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What happened to your couple profile?"

i learned a lesson but that was for more practical reasons than anything else not based on feelings in any way

So a couples profile hasnt been disgussed as were not going to be meeting others or doing any of the swinging things its kind of pointless

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I have resisted the urge to lamp post piss on quite a few threads now, as I don't want to give the wrong impression. But phwoaaaaaar, LisaB is about a million times nicer in real life than she is in the forums, and she's pretty phemomenal on here!

And she's hot.

So hands off guys, I'm bagging this one for myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me "

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What happened to your couple profile?i learned a lesson but that was for more practical reasons than anything else not based on feelings in any way

So a couples profile hasnt been disgussed as were not going to be meeting others or doing any of the swinging things its kind of pointless"

It's a different relationship? I didn't realise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

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im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What happened to your couple profile?i learned a lesson but that was for more practical reasons than anything else not based on feelings in any way

So a couples profile hasnt been disgussed as were not going to be meeting others or doing any of the swinging things its kind of pointless

It's a different relationship? I didn't realise"

different people yes this girl im in love with the previous was to try new stuff together

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me "

Well I'm playing hard to get.

Hot fuck. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What happened to your couple profile?i learned a lesson but that was for more practical reasons than anything else not based on feelings in any way

So a couples profile hasnt been disgussed as were not going to be meeting others or doing any of the swinging things its kind of pointless

It's a different relationship? I didn't realisedifferent people yes this girl im in love with the previous was to try new stuff together "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me "

Nah that's complete bollocks. No jealousy whatsoever just find it so completely cringy. It's so removed from the way I do things is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud "

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJ

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJ"

iv got a husky trust me there stubborn arse holes just fair warning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJiv got a husky trust me there stubborn arse holes just fair warning lol"

That’s just one description of me

Although H has her ways of breaking down my stubbornness with frustrating ease!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Well I'm playing hard to get.

Hot fuck. xx"

You so know I'm grinning from ear to ear right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJiv got a husky trust me there stubborn arse holes just fair warning lol

That’s just one description of me

Although H has her ways of breaking down my stubbornness with frustrating ease!! "

Whip crack went her whippy tail lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? "
or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too "

From personal experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too "

Some cheeky cow posted a pic of herself wearing my shirt today....

Is that lamp post pissing? ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

From personal experience? "

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

From personal experience? no "

I smell a little rat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

Some cheeky cow posted a pic of herself wearing my shirt today....

Is that lamp post pissing? ^

"

depends did it look wet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

From personal experience? no

I smell a little rat.... "

period?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

From personal experience? no

I smell a little rat.... period? "

Gip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

Some cheeky cow posted a pic of herself wearing my shirt today....

Is that lamp post pissing? ^

depends did it look wet? "

Nah, but he arse was covered in white powder.....

(I'm totally pissing rn)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

Some cheeky cow posted a pic of herself wearing my shirt today....

Is that lamp post pissing? ^

depends did it look wet?

Nah, but he arse was covered in white powder.....

(I'm totally pissing rn) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that like when chicks pinch your shirt and wear it in bed.....? or a guy pinches his wifes knickers to wear in bed too

From personal experience? no

I smell a little rat.... period?

Gip "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?"

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? "

quality brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew "

Or who pisses highest

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest "

Not me I'm only short

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJ"

I'm getting to admire huskies...or at least the owner of one

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short "

It’s all about trajectory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disagree! Not jealous as I find it tacky and indiscreet. Anyone who did that to me would get short shrift

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJ

I'm getting to admire huskies...or at least the owner of one "

Or standing on a tall building

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory "

and resprays

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's no lamposts about near me... I've got to drive about a mile for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory "

Or if you can climb the lamppost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a timed sprinkler system on my post, it's keeps the dandelions just perfect.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJ

I'm getting to admire huskies...or at least the owner of one "

I've even branded his arse. A new level of lamp post pissing

H

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Is this still being dragged out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this still being dragged out "

It was my first bloody post on the thread!!!

H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this still being dragged out "

Oh and I owe you a PM lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory

Or if you can climb the lamppost "

3 more sleeps i will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you lot still pissing up lamposts....?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you lot still pissing up lamposts....?! "
love a hot fothy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory

Or if you can climb the lamppost 3 more sleeps i will do "

Same here mate but who will be climbing the lamppost???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory

Or if you can climb the lamppost 3 more sleeps i will do

Same here mate but who will be climbing the lamppost??? "

urm i will shes my lamp post

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory

Or if you can climb the lamppost 3 more sleeps i will do

Same here mate but who will be climbing the lamppost??? urm i will shes my lamp post "

A lamppost piss within a lamppost piss... that’s some pissing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory

Or if you can climb the lamppost 3 more sleeps i will do

Same here mate but who will be climbing the lamppost??? urm i will shes my lamp post

A lamppost piss within a lamppost piss... that’s some pissing that "

champ is here now get in my mancave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only people that don't like lamp post pissers are jealous. Admittedly I love it when someone lamp post pisses about me

Nah, I have to beg to differ.

True lampost pissing are akin to dogs marking their territory - hands off biatches, he’s all mine.

Faux fawing and flirting are part of forum interaction, fun when you’re on the receiving end, slightly annoying for others when it derails a thread.

im like a damn mutant pit bull and proud

More of a kick ass Husky myself

LJ

I'm getting to admire huskies...or at least the owner of one

I've even branded his arse. A new level of lamp post pissing

H"

She isn’t joking and i am still struggling to sit comfortably

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if my lamppost is bigger than yours?

Isn't it all about the strength of the piss? quality brew

Or who pisses highest

Not me I'm only short

It’s all about trajectory

Or if you can climb the lamppost 3 more sleeps i will do

Same here mate but who will be climbing the lamppost??? urm i will shes my lamp post

A lamppost piss within a lamppost piss... that’s some pissing that "

I think we have a bigger flow than Niagra Falls so we can manage impossible feats of lamppost pissing!!

LJ

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