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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For anyone in need of a chuckle or groan!

My new Brazillian girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life.

I agree but would prefer it if she didn't have one at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been phoning all over the country trying to find an aifix kit of the costa concordia cruise ship.

found one but it was miles away, so i asked if they could put it on one side for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad has been told he needs a pacemaker. He says he's not looking forward to spending the rest of his life walking behind a Kenyan

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself “fat chance with a face like that!”

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