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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you seen the story about the sperm extractor machine being used in Chinese hospitals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah man they look well fun

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yeah man they look well fun "

I don't understand how they are for those too embarrassed to use their hands in hospital.

I also can't work out how you clean the machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

"

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

"

Seems complicated to extract it through your nose

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

Seems complicated to extract it through your nose "

It looks like a nose, moving in and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

Seems complicated to extract it through your nose

It looks like a nose, moving in and out.

"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's too short "

The blue nose/mouth thing or the machine is too low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....? "

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

"

Can you describe it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's too short

The blue nose/mouth thing or the machine is too low?

"

Well I think my sausage would hit the monitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pat Pend...the python syphon

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

Can you describe it for me? "

Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

Can you describe it for me?

Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.

"

Ouch.....

In and out of a penis????

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

Can you describe it for me?

Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.

Ouch.....

In and out of a penis???? "

I think the penis is supposed to be inserted in the blue nozzle. I don't know if suction is involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

Can you describe it for me?

Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.

Ouch.....

In and out of a penis????

I think the penis is supposed to be inserted in the blue nozzle. I don't know if suction is involved.

"

Is the blue nozzle hygienic? I'm picturing a funnel covered in other ppls crusty jizz now.....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?

Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.

Can you describe it for me?

Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.

Ouch.....

In and out of a penis????

I think the penis is supposed to be inserted in the blue nozzle. I don't know if suction is involved.

Is the blue nozzle hygienic? I'm picturing a funnel covered in other ppls crusty jizz now..... "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the story about the sperm extractor machine being used in Chinese hospitals?

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I have worked with engineers from China OP....... I have no confidence in this........ I am very afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the reverse of when you go to a cheap restaurant on holiday and they use whine bottles as candle holders and the wax drips down..... Only not wax...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Like the reverse of when you go to a cheap restaurant on holiday and they use whine bottles as candle holders and the wax drips down..... Only not wax... "

Complaining bottles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like the reverse of when you go to a cheap restaurant on holiday and they use whine bottles as candle holders and the wax drips down..... Only not wax...

Complaining bottles? "

No idea, but I'd rather stck a lit candle in the end of my penis than use a jizzy funnel.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't look at R2D2 in the same way again

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I won't look at R2D2 in the same way again "

It's not as cute as R2D2.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clearly yet another case of alien reverse engineering at work here! After all, the greys have been using this technology to extract sperm from hapless, human abductees for bloody years.

I’ll wager that the exact technology was recovered and subsequently reverse engineered from the Roswell crash....

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Have you seen the story about the sperm extractor machine being used in Chinese hospitals?

"

I'm suddenly remembering a sci fi film, "A boy and his dog" maybe?

They had one of em in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

"

I’m not taking responsibility if the machine can no longer breathe (apparently I can’t use a certain word in this space, that’s never happened before).

Looks like something out of the Teletubbies.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you seen the story about the sperm extractor machine being used in Chinese hospitals?

I'm suddenly remembering a sci fi film, "A boy and his dog" maybe?

They had one of em in it."

Do you think they got the idea from the film?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

I’m not taking responsibility if the machine can no longer breathe (apparently I can’t use a certain word in this space, that’s never happened before).

Looks like something out of the Teletubbies.

"

That was called Noo Noo, which is a name that's used on here for somewhere else to stick a penis.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.

But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.

I’m not taking responsibility if the machine can no longer breathe (apparently I can’t use a certain word in this space, that’s never happened before).

Looks like something out of the Teletubbies.

That was called Noo Noo, which is a name that's used on here for somewhere else to stick a penis.

"

Can I stick my tinky winky in your noo noo

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