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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We're people. Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world wouldn't be the same without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God knows. I find men much easier to comprehend. Swear I should have been a bloke.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"God knows. I find men much easier to comprehend. Swear I should have been a bloke. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate shopping,rarely wear make up couldnt careless about shoes been told im not a normal women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're people. Hope that helps. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're people. Hope that helps. "

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I like cuddles and if I'm pissed off food will always stop me being pissed off. I don't like chocolate though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wear are balls on our chest (called boobs)

Multi task in abundance

Listen to mens drivvel

And still scrub up well....

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cuddles and if I'm pissed off food will always stop me being pissed off. I don't like chocolate though. "
notes taken just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes means no Mayb means no no means fuck you’ve gone too far and will never get a yes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yes means no Mayb means no no means fuck you’ve gone too far and will never get a yes "

It's vital that you remember and don't joke about NO meaning NO.

From any gender. It must means no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes means no Mayb means no no means fuck you’ve gone too far and will never get a yes

It's vital that you remember and don't joke about NO meaning NO.

From any gender. It must means no."

Of course

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I hate shopping,rarely wear make up couldnt careless about shoes been told im not a normal women "
Would you like a husband

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"We're people. Hope that helps. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a mystery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll never be explained. We are too diverse in our thoughts and opinions. Just like men. I can understand one man, when another will have me scratching my head in despair .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a mystery...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tits and a fanny, with a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure distilled evil with sugar sprinkles....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tits and a fanny, with a pulse. "
no way they're/you're alot more than that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What women want..is whatever they can't have

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum


"I hate shopping,rarely wear make up couldnt careless about shoes been told im not a normal women "

Me too. I dont like jewellery flowers or chocolates. Dont wear makeup. Havent got my nails with that plastic stuff on. Dont want children. I quite often get told im not normal.... i quit caring about 20 years ago!

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum


"What women want..is whatever they can't have"

1000% true! There is this guy... doesnt seem to know i exist... i want him all the more for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God knows. I find men much easier to comprehend. Swear I should have been a bloke.

Me too"

Me three

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Is there anything more boring than endlessly trying to define what all women or all men are like?

The sooner we abolish all gender the better I reckon

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They scare me.....

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"God knows. I find men much easier to comprehend. Swear I should have been a bloke. "

Every woman should have a bit of bloke in them

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Take away the icing and all that is left is .....

“ fruitcakes”.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There are really men who don't understand that women are just people? Even in 2019 when men and women mix freely, work together, communicate?

I sometimes think we haven't moved on from the 1950s :shakesheadandwalksawaytutting:

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and I think the op got it right by leaving his post blank. Women don't need explaining.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Are we really that difficult to understand?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh and I think the op got it right by leaving his post blank. Women don't need explaining."
Ok then answer this one question ...

What do you all find to talk about on the phone for 2 hours ??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Take away the icing and all that is left is .....

“ fruitcakes”. "

Hmmmm.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh and I think the op got it right by leaving his post blank. Women don't need explaining. Ok then answer this one question ...

What do you all find to talk about on the phone for 2 hours ?? "

Er ... men, handbags, shoes and gin obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are from Mars men are from Venus does that answer your question op?

Mrscxxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh and I think the op got it right by leaving his post blank. Women don't need explaining. Ok then answer this one question ...

What do you all find to talk about on the phone for 2 hours ??

Er ... men, handbags, shoes and gin obviously "

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Phenomenal Woman

BY MAYA ANGELOU

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size

But when I start to tell them,

They think I’m telling lies.

I say,

It’s in the reach of my arms,

The span of my hips,

The stride of my step,

The curl of my lips.

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

I walk into a room

Just as cool as you please,

And to a man,

The fellows stand or

Fall down on their knees.

Then they swarm around me,

A hive of honey bees.

I say,

It’s the fire in my eyes,

And the flash of my teeth,

The swing in my waist,

And the joy in my feet.

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered

What they see in me.

They try so much

But they can’t touch

My inner mystery.

When I try to show them,

They say they still can’t see.

I say,

It’s in the arch of my back,

The sun of my smile,

The ride of my breasts,

The grace of my style.

I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

Now you understand

Just why my head’s not bowed.

I don’t shout or jump about

Or have to talk real loud.

When you see me passing,

It ought to make you proud.

I say,

It’s in the click of my heels,

The bend of my hair,

the palm of my hand,

The need for my care.

’Cause I’m a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That’s me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we really that difficult to understand? "

Yes......

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Are we really that difficult to understand?

Yes...... "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 2 are the same.

There ya go.

P

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Oh and I think the op got it right by leaving his post blank. Women don't need explaining. Ok then answer this one question ...

What do you all find to talk about on the phone for 2 hours ?? "

I don't talk on the phone for two hours. I think we've found the problem. Men *some of them anyway* believe the 1970s comedy version of woman kind and think we're all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women rule and men drool, lol. Xx

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