FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day!

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Oh hey.

Got something to get off your chest? THIS is the place

Tell me your woes

Shout about your frustrations

(Don't winge about filters or preferences...It's boring)

*RANTY face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is shining , I'm home with pooch , so sorry no rants from us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hsd ebola 3 days borednow need the cure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to get up !

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm sick of this sore throat now....I'm that close to spooning my own tonsils out!!!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The sun is shining , I'm home with pooch , so sorry no rants from us

Get out of here with your happy outlook on life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here! Meeting up with a lovely forumite tomorrow, sun is shining, birds are trying to shag each other........ only slight rant is my boss trying to pressure me to make a decision on a contract we are looking to take on but ah, feck that, have a great day peoples

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have hsd ebola 3 days borednow need the cure"

The cure - Inbetween days

Great song.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I don’t want to get up !"

Do you have somewhere to be?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm sick of this sore throat now....I'm that close to spooning my own tonsils out!!!!

Gargle with spunk...or so I heard, from a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sun is shining , I'm home with pooch , so sorry no rants from us

Get out of here with your happy outlook on life. "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No rants here! Meeting up with a lovely forumite tomorrow, sun is shining, birds are trying to shag each other........ only slight rant is my boss trying to pressure me to make a decision on a contract we are looking to take on but ah, feck that, have a great day peoples

Tell your boss to shit off.

Also stop being so happy. It's not allowed in here.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I'm sick of this sore throat now....I'm that close to spooning my own tonsils out!!!!

Gargle with spunk...or so I heard, from a man "

It's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell your boss to shit off.

Also stop being so happy. It's not allowed in here."

Ah but I'm in here to become more miserable lol then I can tell them to shit off with true anger

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have no rants.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm sick of this sore throat now....I'm that close to spooning my own tonsils out!!!!

Gargle with spunk...or so I heard, from a man

It's true.

Sore throat medication profile photo..impressive

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Tell your boss to shit off.

Also stop being so happy. It's not allowed in here.

Ah but I'm in here to become more miserable lol then I can tell them to shit off with true anger

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have no fucks left to give."

Ok.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I'm sick of this sore throat now....I'm that close to spooning my own tonsils out!!!!

Gargle with spunk...or so I heard, from a man

It's true.

Sore throat medication profile photo..impressive

Not available at Boots the chemist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 200ft garden could do with some help trimming my bush

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Got 200ft garden could do with some help trimming my bush"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My rant is I already ranted in the other rant thread La P started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got all this money and no woman to spoil

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve got all this money and no woman to spoil "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk

For all those who couldnt give a flying fuck its Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun has just buggered off!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My rant is I already ranted in the other rant thread La P started!"

Rant worthy...I didn't realise it was a rant thread

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The sun has just buggered off!"

Better not bugger off here. I have plans

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ve got all this money and no woman to spoil "

Give it to charidee

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I just want to take a bitch out and spoil them with brunch on Sunday but there are tooooo many choices. It's bloody infuriating.

Also, how am I meant to focus on work when my mind is elsewhere? I think I'll go and get a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin men

Shut the fuck up you noisy bunch of cunts!

It's 6.45 am come a bit later when we're all at work.

Neighbours- stop slamming the fucking doors you inconsiderate fucktards from hell!

Manager - stop being such a dithery wrinkly old cunt and just retire and let someone who knows what they're doing take over!

No one uses bits of fucking paper anymore for documentation - get with the times or fuck off!

Aaaaaaand breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to last 6+ hours isnt really as good as I first thought.. .. its led to great sex but I just can't finish.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm sick of this sore throat now....I'm that close to spooning my own tonsils out!!!!

Mmmm ... spooning

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Gonna rant about wondering which rant thread is the "official" rant thread ... this is important information people!!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My rant can't be published. But funkin fuck fuck. He's a wanker and hoping that they did turn him into someones bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant can't be published. But funkin fuck fuck. He's a wanker and hoping that they did turn him into someones bitch.

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damn ... That's a mighty fine arse you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bin men

Shut the fuck up you noisy bunch of cunts!

It's 6.45 am come a bit later when we're all at work.

Neighbours- stop slamming the fucking doors you inconsiderate fucktards from hell!

Manager - stop being such a dithery wrinkly old cunt and just retire and let someone who knows what they're doing take over!

No one uses bits of fucking paper anymore for documentation - get with the times or fuck off!

Aaaaaaand breathe

Complelety agree ..... aarrrghhh bin men lol

Why cant people just do what they say they are going to without all the drama...... maybe I have stupid expectations )nothing to do with fab btw) work related

Slap me ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to to the shop but my trousers are either

A) on the washing line

B) in the washing machine

Too productive for my own good this morning. Well... kinda.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I need to to the shop but my trousers are either

A) on the washing line

B) in the washing machine

Too productive for my own good this morning. Well... kinda.

Go and shop for trousers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to to the shop but my trousers are either

A) on the washing line

B) in the washing machine

Too productive for my own good this morning. Well... kinda.

Go and shop for trousers?"

To be fair, my legs are so hairy right now people would probably think I was wearing leggings if I went out in just a coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to to the shop but my trousers are either

A) on the washing line

B) in the washing machine

Too productive for my own good this morning. Well... kinda.

If you have paint you can paint some trousers on and go down the shops

x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HR are the most self important, useless waste space tossers going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone watched daytime TV ...fuck what a load of shit and as for Jeremy Kyle fuckin unbelievable dunno whose worse him or his moronic 'guests'. Shit if they are representative of today then fuck it if I wasnt already terminal I think I'd slit my wrists... Oh and thinking about it...fuck fuck bollocks shit and cunt to being terminal...and even more fuck fuck bollocks shit and cuntfuck to having to wear oxygen...and breathe...oh fuck cant even do that...

Whooof...that feels better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HR are the most self important, useless waste space tossers going. "

Toss up between them and Health and Safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bin men

Shut the fuck up you noisy bunch of cunts!

It's 6.45 am come a bit later when we're all at work.

Neighbours- stop slamming the fucking doors you inconsiderate fucktards from hell!

Manager - stop being such a dithery wrinkly old cunt and just retire and let someone who knows what they're doing take over!

No one uses bits of fucking paper anymore for documentation - get with the times or fuck off!

Aaaaaaand breathe

Complelety agree ..... aarrrghhh bin men lol

Why cant people just do what they say they are going to without all the drama...... maybe I have stupid expectations )nothing to do with fab btw) work related

Slap me ffs "

Bend over and I'll give you a slap

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"My rant can't be published. But funkin fuck fuck. He's a wanker and hoping that they did turn him into someones bitch.

damn ... That's a mighty fine arse you have

Thankyou. One of my assets, I'm proud of.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I am tired....that is all

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Still no rants.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My only rant today

Why was Hellboy 3 released today, In April?

I have a very grouchy "it's not fair, I'm 15 in 3weeks" son who can't go to see it with his brothers tonight

We're going to see Shazzam instead

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Can't I rant about all the people moaning about how shit the site is and politely suggest that if the don't like it they can always exorcise their domocratic right, and fuck off?

While I'm at it, all the whiners whingeing about profiles that aren't PVD, can I respectfully suggest you use the tools the site gives you and filter them out?

Or do you simply enjoy being a moaning cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too....tired....to....type.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

I was going to have a rant about people having ignorant attitudes in everyday life. Wrote it out then read and thought no point ranting about this as people will never change.

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