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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up at 5 when I’ve got chance of a lay in until 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

I wouldn't..oh look a wasp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

I wouldn't..oh look a wasp."

Spank it with your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High altitude winds.... grrrr

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

No one in my bed for a morning fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one in my bed for a morning fuck..."
no one in my bed full stop!!am I feeling sorry for myself? certainly am !have a pleasant day

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

I think op needs a hug

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

VW Golf drivers ...Grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no rant today, I'm off work now until Tuesday.

A naughty, long weekend planned together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

Sorry, I got distracted by your pictures.

What were you saying?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"No one in my bed for a morning fuck..."

I would have been if you asked me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

Boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just a Male thing, my attention span is shot. Gone! Between that and having a memory like a goldfish, it's a nightmare (well for others it is, not for me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

That's a bit harsh...what was your point again?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

People who use the word 'brought' in the wrong context...

Do they not know the existence of the word 'bought'?

This really crunches my gears.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Rant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come there are 2 Thursday rant threads running?... FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go buy things but my phone is on 9% and i used it int hw shower so now it wont charge as it detects moisture.

I need it for the sat nav _

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I want to go buy things but my phone is on 9% and i used it int hw shower so now it wont charge as it detects moisture.

I need it for the sat nav _"

Hairdryer on the charge end... mine used to do that

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"No one in my bed for a morning fuck..."

No one ever in my bed.... what the hell is sex?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"How come there are 2 Thursday rant threads running?... FFS"

My days. I thought this was the OP having a personal rant. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rant!"

People who get straight to the point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one in my bed for a morning fuck...

No one ever in my bed.... what the hell is sex?"

Its what posh people get their coal delivered in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Gonna rant about wondering which rant thread is the "official" rant thread ... this is important information people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here."

I think most people dont use the forums to "help thier chances" those that do tend to come across as clearly having an ulterior motive and stand out.

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "
I can't speak for others, but I don't, I like to listen and engage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

Could it be youre just boring?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?"

You're very feisty these days... are you lacking in cake?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've had 3 hours sleep and have the urge to punch someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so hormonally challenged today. Even my bloody socks are pissing me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here.

I think most people dont use the forums to "help thier chances" those that do tend to come across as clearly having an ulterior motive and stand out. "

Lmfao..

Yes, I use the Forum to help my chances, but I'm honest about it, honest that I'd like to meet some of the people on here. The ones I like. How is that having an ulterior motive if I own up to it? I don't alter my personality in any way, so it's not as if I'm being false. I very rarely get any shit off anyone and on the whole the people I do like tend to like me back.

How do you use the Forum Carter? What's your motive? Just wondering what your angle is? Does your negativity work for you? Do bitchy comments about others make you feel better about yourself? Does pretending to know everything make you look intelligent?

Two options. Carry on being you and trying to ruin others experience. Or mind your own business and do your own thing on here. I think you seem to have an unhealthy interest in what I get up to on here and how I go about it. As Cixi or Ghengis, you nip at my heels like a yappy dog. Are you attracted? Jealous? Trying to challenge to make yourself look good?

It's not a competition.. you know that right?

I asked for an opinion about whether I was Earnest or not, not Whether I was Needy. You regularly punch below the belt. One of these days, someone will punch back.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?"

Blimey Carter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here.

I think most people dont use the forums to "help thier chances" those that do tend to come across as clearly having an ulterior motive and stand out.

Lmfao..

Yes, I use the Forum to help my chances, but I'm honest about it, honest that I'd like to meet some of the people on here. The ones I like. How is that having an ulterior motive if I own up to it? I don't alter my personality in any way, so it's not as if I'm being false. I very rarely get any shit off anyone and on the whole the people I do like tend to like me back.

How do you use the Forum Carter? What's your motive? Just wondering what your angle is? Does your negativity work for you? Do bitchy comments about others make you feel better about yourself? Does pretending to know everything make you look intelligent?

Two options. Carry on being you and trying to ruin others experience. Or mind your own business and do your own thing on here. I think you seem to have an unhealthy interest in what I get up to on here and how I go about it. As Cixi or Ghengis, you nip at my heels like a yappy dog. Are you attracted? Jealous? Trying to challenge to make yourself look good?

It's not a competition.. you know that right?

I asked for an opinion about whether I was Earnest or not, not Whether I was Needy. You regularly punch below the belt. One of these days, someone will punch back. "

I use the forums out of boredom tbh.

Same as i have on and off for, jesus 7-8 years now I've met people from the forum who have messaged me because they like my posts but I've definitely been blocked by more

You post a lot at night, i post a lot at night there really arent that many regulars so we all end up quoting each other fairly often. i dont really pay much attention to who im talking to really i jist reply to the post

You got q compliment started a thread asking if others agreed with it, obviously tjat also invites the people who dissagre.

I do think you are peobbaly honest on here but you do tend to come across as needy, ie starting a thread about the fact you got a compliment and asking other people to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter. "

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I wouldn’t know where to start. Thank goodness for naughty Patterdale hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

You're very feisty these days... are you lacking in cake?"

Nope ive judt had a lovley weekend of authentic home cooked italian tirimissue and tomorrow i am off to spend the weekend in portugal sipping sangreia on a roof in a Jacuzzi with a fellow fabber

Life is good 

*edit i keep saying spain for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here.

I think most people dont use the forums to "help thier chances" those that do tend to come across as clearly having an ulterior motive and stand out.

Lmfao..

Yes, I use the Forum to help my chances, but I'm honest about it, honest that I'd like to meet some of the people on here. The ones I like. How is that having an ulterior motive if I own up to it? I don't alter my personality in any way, so it's not as if I'm being false. I very rarely get any shit off anyone and on the whole the people I do like tend to like me back.

How do you use the Forum Carter? What's your motive? Just wondering what your angle is? Does your negativity work for you? Do bitchy comments about others make you feel better about yourself? Does pretending to know everything make you look intelligent?

Two options. Carry on being you and trying to ruin others experience. Or mind your own business and do your own thing on here. I think you seem to have an unhealthy interest in what I get up to on here and how I go about it. As Cixi or Ghengis, you nip at my heels like a yappy dog. Are you attracted? Jealous? Trying to challenge to make yourself look good?

It's not a competition.. you know that right?

I asked for an opinion about whether I was Earnest or not, not Whether I was Needy. You regularly punch below the belt. One of these days, someone will punch back.

I use the forums out of boredom tbh.

Same as i have on and off for, jesus 7-8 years now I've met people from the forum who have messaged me because they like my posts but I've definitely been blocked by more

You post a lot at night, i post a lot at night there really arent that many regulars so we all end up quoting each other fairly often. i dont really pay much attention to who im talking to really i jist reply to the post

You got q compliment started a thread asking if others agreed with it, obviously tjat also invites the people who dissagre.

I do think you are peobbaly honest on here but you do tend to come across as needy, ie starting a thread about the fact you got a compliment and asking other people to join in"

It was given as a compliment and accepted as one the first time it was mentioned. The second wasn't such a compliment... which was why I was asking.. just morbid curiosity. It was specific about one thing, not my personality in general. You used the post as a springboard to say something negative unessercarily.

Perhaps you need to sate your boredom in a more constructive manner? Or pay more attention to the posters and posts. Maybe you wouldn't get so many blocks.

Better yet, if you incorrectly assume I'm needy, why not just avoid?

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Cockwombble fork lift drivers, 2 hours to tip a trailer that should have taken 20 mins, if he worked as fast as his gob be done in 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my rant.

people that think as i have tattoos and piercings i am in the Alt scene

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

"

What on earth are you talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

What on earth are you talking about? "

I think your interactions are very satisfying x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

What on earth are you talking about?

I think your interactions are very satisfying x"

Wonderful! I’m satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

What on earth are you talking about?

I think your interactions are very satisfying x

Wonderful! I’m satisfied "

Good to know, I can be quite satisfying at times too

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?"

You flunked out of charm school, am I right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

What is an appropriate span of attention then?

Do gnats have a short attention span - how would that be measured?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gonna rant about wondering which rant thread is the "official" rant thread ... this is important information people!!"

Sorry I did do a forum search but didn't see one when I got up at 4 or 5 a.m. so started my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna write something but forgot what the thread was about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

What is an appropriate span of attention then?

Do gnats have a short attention span - how would that be measured? "

Given how long the fuckers will chase you when you walk through a swam it could be quite long in relation to thier size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

You flunked out of charm school, am I right? "

Well i didnt get stabbed for nothin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

What on earth are you talking about? "

I was explaining the joke....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here.

I think most people dont use the forums to "help thier chances" those that do tend to come across as clearly having an ulterior motive and stand out.

Lmfao..

Yes, I use the Forum to help my chances, but I'm honest about it, honest that I'd like to meet some of the people on here. The ones I like. How is that having an ulterior motive if I own up to it? I don't alter my personality in any way, so it's not as if I'm being false. I very rarely get any shit off anyone and on the whole the people I do like tend to like me back.

How do you use the Forum Carter? What's your motive? Just wondering what your angle is? Does your negativity work for you? Do bitchy comments about others make you feel better about yourself? Does pretending to know everything make you look intelligent?

Two options. Carry on being you and trying to ruin others experience. Or mind your own business and do your own thing on here. I think you seem to have an unhealthy interest in what I get up to on here and how I go about it. As Cixi or Ghengis, you nip at my heels like a yappy dog. Are you attracted? Jealous? Trying to challenge to make yourself look good?

It's not a competition.. you know that right?

I asked for an opinion about whether I was Earnest or not, not Whether I was Needy. You regularly punch below the belt. One of these days, someone will punch back.

I use the forums out of boredom tbh.

Same as i have on and off for, jesus 7-8 years now I've met people from the forum who have messaged me because they like my posts but I've definitely been blocked by more

You post a lot at night, i post a lot at night there really arent that many regulars so we all end up quoting each other fairly often. i dont really pay much attention to who im talking to really i jist reply to the post

You got q compliment started a thread asking if others agreed with it, obviously tjat also invites the people who dissagre.

I do think you are peobbaly honest on here but you do tend to come across as needy, ie starting a thread about the fact you got a compliment and asking other people to join in

It was given as a compliment and accepted as one the first time it was mentioned. The second wasn't such a compliment... which was why I was asking.. just morbid curiosity. It was specific about one thing, not my personality in general. You used the post as a springboard to say something negative unessercarily.

Perhaps you need to sate your boredom in a more constructive manner? Or pay more attention to the posters and posts. Maybe you wouldn't get so many blocks.

Better yet, if you incorrectly assume I'm needy, why not just avoid?

"

You're right, I'm sorry. You're clearly not in the least bit needy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who jump in on a thread to say something mean and irrelevant to conversation. Doesn't really bother me too much, I just wonder how they think it's going to help their chances on here.

I think most people dont use the forums to "help thier chances" those that do tend to come across as clearly having an ulterior motive and stand out.

Lmfao..

Yes, I use the Forum to help my chances, but I'm honest about it, honest that I'd like to meet some of the people on here. The ones I like. How is that having an ulterior motive if I own up to it? I don't alter my personality in any way, so it's not as if I'm being false. I very rarely get any shit off anyone and on the whole the people I do like tend to like me back.

How do you use the Forum Carter? What's your motive? Just wondering what your angle is? Does your negativity work for you? Do bitchy comments about others make you feel better about yourself? Does pretending to know everything make you look intelligent?

Two options. Carry on being you and trying to ruin others experience. Or mind your own business and do your own thing on here. I think you seem to have an unhealthy interest in what I get up to on here and how I go about it. As Cixi or Ghengis, you nip at my heels like a yappy dog. Are you attracted? Jealous? Trying to challenge to make yourself look good?

It's not a competition.. you know that right?

I asked for an opinion about whether I was Earnest or not, not Whether I was Needy. You regularly punch below the belt. One of these days, someone will punch back.

I use the forums out of boredom tbh.

Same as i have on and off for, jesus 7-8 years now I've met people from the forum who have messaged me because they like my posts but I've definitely been blocked by more

You post a lot at night, i post a lot at night there really arent that many regulars so we all end up quoting each other fairly often. i dont really pay much attention to who im talking to really i jist reply to the post

You got q compliment started a thread asking if others agreed with it, obviously tjat also invites the people who dissagre.

I do think you are peobbaly honest on here but you do tend to come across as needy, ie starting a thread about the fact you got a compliment and asking other people to join in

It was given as a compliment and accepted as one the first time it was mentioned. The second wasn't such a compliment... which was why I was asking.. just morbid curiosity. It was specific about one thing, not my personality in general. You used the post as a springboard to say something negative unessercarily.

Perhaps you need to sate your boredom in a more constructive manner? Or pay more attention to the posters and posts. Maybe you wouldn't get so many blocks.

Better yet, if you incorrectly assume I'm needy, why not just avoid?

You're right, I'm sorry. You're clearly not in the least bit needy."

I am a bit, but that's not the point is it dude?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Gonna rant about wondering which rant thread is the "official" rant thread ... this is important information people!!

Sorry I did do a forum search but didn't see one when I got up at 4 or 5 a.m. so started my own"

It was tongue in cheek OP x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

What on earth are you talking about?

I was explaining the joke...."

If you've got to explain it.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

Blimey Carter.

Well the only constant in all your unsatisfying interactions is yourself.

What on earth are you talking about?

I was explaining the joke....

If you've got to explain it..... "

If you gave to explain it, it's hardly a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my rant.

people that think as i have tattoos and piercings i am in the Alt scene"

What's an Alt scene?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"my rant.

people that think as i have tattoos and piercings i am in the Alt scene

What's an Alt scene?"

Similar to people from the Ctrl and Del scenes ... and if you get all 3 together it's a total reboot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't understand why my conversations with men keep dropping off. I'm engaging; I talk about anything from the best dips to have with Ryvita thins, to how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, to what car would you drive if you were rich.

Now, who wouldn't want to wank over any of those topics??

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't understand why my conversations with men keep dropping off. I'm engaging; I talk about anything from the best dips to have with Ryvita thins, to how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, to what car would you drive if you were rich.

Now, who wouldn't want to wank over any of those topics??"

You had me at Ryvita thins.....

*thwap thwap thwap......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my rant.

people that think as i have tattoos and piercings i am in the Alt scene

What's an Alt scene?

Similar to people from the Ctrl and Del scenes ... and if you get all 3 together it's a total reboot"

That's so hot.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

You're very feisty these days... are you lacking in cake?

Nope ive judt had a lovley weekend of authentic home cooked italian tirimissue and tomorrow i am off to spend the weekend in portugal sipping sangreia on a roof in a Jacuzzi with a fellow fabber

Life is good 

*edit i keep saying spain for some reason

"

Is an Italian tirimissue a special brand of wank wiper uppers you use then? And home cooked a euphemism for a lonesome cry wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

You're very feisty these days... are you lacking in cake?

Nope ive judt had a lovley weekend of authentic home cooked italian tirimissue and tomorrow i am off to spend the weekend in portugal sipping sangreia on a roof in a Jacuzzi with a fellow fabber

Life is good 

*edit i keep saying spain for some reason

Is an Italian tirimissue a special brand of wank wiper uppers you use then? And home cooked a euphemism for a lonesome cry wank?"

Nope it's my friend was staying over from italy and did some cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't understand why my conversations with men keep dropping off. I'm engaging; I talk about anything from the best dips to have with Ryvita thins, to how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, to what car would you drive if you were rich.

Now, who wouldn't want to wank over any of those topics??"

Not one for conversation, can I wank over your tits instead?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

I find many men and many woman have short attention spans , seems it's an innately human trait

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all.

Could it be youre just boring?

You're very feisty these days... are you lacking in cake?

Nope ive judt had a lovley weekend of authentic home cooked italian tirimissue and tomorrow i am off to spend the weekend in portugal sipping sangreia on a roof in a Jacuzzi with a fellow fabber

Life is good 

*edit i keep saying spain for some reason

Is an Italian tirimissue a special brand of wank wiper uppers you use then? And home cooked a euphemism for a lonesome cry wank?

Nope it's my friend was staying over from italy and did some cooking. "

Yay, you got laid and had tiramisu...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most men on here have the attention span of a gnat! That's all. "

No we don’t , we are far better than ,,,,,,,

What was it you said ??

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