FabSwingers.com forum: Mombie apocalypse

By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Mombies ... those eejits walking along staring at their screens and stuff anyone in their way..

How would you defend yourself in the apocalypse?

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

"Mombies ... those eejits walking along staring at their screens and stuff anyone in their way..

How would you defend yourself in the apocalypse?"

Destroy all wifi near me - create a safe zone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you asking how would the mombies defend themselves,or,how would the rest of us defend ourselves from the mombies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the internet wires all over the world and then watch the chaos unfold

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Are you asking how would the mombies defend themselves,or,how would the rest of us defend ourselves from the mombies?"

The mombies won't know what's going on outside of their screens ... eradicate the mombies

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Bump into them by "mistake" as I stare at my own screen...am a big burd... they'll have to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest in a porcupine suit. They'll soon regret not looking where they're going!

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Incidentally ... I aware of the irony if having a mombies thread that many people will be addressing at their phones to respond to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you asking how would the mombies defend themselves,or,how would the rest of us defend ourselves from the mombies?

The mombies won't know what's going on outside of their screens ... eradicate the mombies"

Strategically place low loading wood chippers on every street corner,the problem will soon eradicate itself

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Impale them on phone masts

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hide all the chargers

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Live in the country there do not come this far out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't need to defend myself. They're too busy uploading selfies to be aware of anything else.

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hide all the chargers "

Simple yet effective

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Wtf is a mombie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is a mombie?

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wtf is a mombie?

Read the original post?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Wtf is a mombie?

Mums on the Easter Break lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Mombies ... those eejits walking along staring at their screens and stuff anyone in their way..

How would you defend yourself in the apocalypse?

Destroy all wifi near me - create a safe zone!"

Yes! There's an app for that.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Wtf is a mombie?

Mums on the Easter Break lol"

Oooooo sounds quite cute now ...

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie"

Oh yeh! Hahahaha I apologise OP

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie"

Not to be confused with Bumbies=people perving at bums rather than concentrating on their gym class= me

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Throw apples at them?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Not to be confused with Bumbies=people perving at bums rather than concentrating on their gym class= me"

I'm a bummer.....guess what tht means....

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Not to be confused with Bumbies=people perving at bums rather than concentrating on their gym class= me"

Boombies... people starting at women's breasts rather than their own exercise routine in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Oh yeh! Hahahaha I apologise OP

Eye rolling here...lol...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Not to be confused with Bumbies=people perving at bums rather than concentrating on their gym class= me

Boombies... people starting at women's breasts rather than their own exercise routine in the gym "

Busted...lol

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Oh yeh! Hahahaha I apologise OP

Eye rolling here...lol..."

Tell me about ... give her some slack ... she's ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a pokegym about 300ft beyond the White cliffs of Dover

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Put a pokegym about 300ft beyond the White cliffs of Dover

Or the lion enclosure at Longleat

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Put a pokegym about 300ft beyond the White cliffs of Dover

What would Gracie Fields say?

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Put a pokegym about 300ft beyond the White cliffs of Dover

What would Gracie Fields say?"

Dunno ... Vera Lynn may be pissed off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id just look ultra glamorous n pout like fuck

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkey OP Couple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Not to be confused with Bumbies=people perving at bums rather than concentrating on their gym class= me

Boombies... people starting at women's breasts rather than their own exercise routine in the gym

Busted...lol"

It was a general comment ... I've never done that of course

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Find the nearest Wi-Fi dead zone....you would end up having said mombies circling you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Put a pokegym about 300ft beyond the White cliffs of Dover

What would Gracie Fields say?

Dunno ... Vera Lynn may be pissed off though

Hahaha my bad. 1930s diva dance off...get your clogs on Gracie.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wtf is a mombie?

Lol...I don't know what is it?

Walkers starting at mobiles and not where they are going

Mobile zombie = mombie

Not to be confused with Bumbies=people perving at bums rather than concentrating on their gym class= me"

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