FabSwingers.com forum: lets mark this one down in the irony hall of fame...

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

for anyone who missed this gem of a story yesterday.. i present you with this headline...

"South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions"....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

two quick thoughts...

1) Brilliant teamwork by "team nature" ...

2) Hakuna Matata, Bitch!!!

feel free to smile... add something pithy... ect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for anyone who missed this gem of a story yesterday.. i present you with this headline...

"South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions"....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

Sounds like a good result to me

two quick thoughts...

1) Brilliant teamwork by "team nature" ...

2) Hakuna Matata, Bitch!!!

feel free to smile... add something pithy... ect!"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"for anyone who missed this gem of a story yesterday.. i present you with this headline...

"South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions"....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

two quick thoughts...

1) Brilliant teamwork by "team nature" ...

2) Hakuna Matata, Bitch!!!

feel free to smile... add something pithy... ect!"

Yeah read that the other day.

Only his skull and trousers found.

However the park manager sent condolences to the family !!

Got what he deserved in my humble opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for anyone who missed this gem of a story yesterday.. i present you with this headline...

"South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions"....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

two quick thoughts...

1) Brilliant teamwork by "team nature" ...

2) Hakuna Matata, Bitch!!!

feel free to smile... add something pithy... ect!"

Good on the wildlife for fighting back.

Now if they could target the American trophy hunters too, that'd be even better.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"for anyone who missed this gem of a story yesterday.. i present you with this headline...

"South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions"....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

two quick thoughts...

1) Brilliant teamwork by "team nature" ...

2) Hakuna Matata, Bitch!!!

feel free to smile... add something pithy... ect!

Yeah read that the other day.

Only his skull and trousers found.

However the park manager sent condolences to the family !!

Got what he deserved in my humble opinion."

Skull and trousers sounds like a great pub

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Yeah read that the other day.

Only his skull and trousers found.

However the park manager sent condolences to the family !!

Got what he deserved in my humble opinion."

just the first time of the story isn't one you'd hear often

"A suspected rhino poacher has been trampled on by an elephant then eaten by a pride of lions in Kruger National Park, South Africa"

and the sound of "batman" effects just ring in my head as i read it.....

also, i think we have learnt that "trousers" are the lion equivilant and eating around the Brocoli on a plate....

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

I'm 100% against poaching, but celebrating this man's death seems pretty unpleasant. He wasn't a US tourist just killing animals for a laugh. It's a bit more complicated than "poacher = bad person".

See this article for more -

www.independent.co.uk/voices/rhino-poacher-dead-kruger-national-park-elephant-lions-trampled-a8860336.html

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those lions...they'll eat any old shit.

Ought to have left him for the vultures and hyenas instead. They're the savannah dumpsters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once saw anti poaching programme, they had a rhino poacher and an injured mother rhino in a double pen.. Note the double part.... They questioned him and all the time this rhino is going mental.. Anyways they dragged him to gate into pen abd threw him in.. Well he didn t know it was double.. Frightened the sweet bejesus outta him as the rhino could get its head over the dividing fence but not quite reach him if he stayed flat against outer wall..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hakuna matata bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn’t make this up, classic case of what goes around, comes around

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I'm 100% against poaching, but celebrating this man's death seems pretty unpleasant. He wasn't a US tourist just killing animals for a laugh. It's a bit more complicated than "poacher = bad person".

See this article for more -

www.independent.co.uk/voices/rhino-poacher-dead-kruger-national-park-elephant-lions-trampled-a8860336.html"

Whilst I can see where you're coming from and it's true that the poacher is right at the bottom of the food chain (sic) when it comes to the poaching "industry", and probably driven to it out of poverty etc, it's still an illegal activity that is abhorrent.

I don't think people are celebrating the man's death as such, more the irony of how it happened in a black humour kind of way, and you have to admit when looking at it from that perspective it is kind of funny, despite the tragedy of both the death and the impact it will have on his family, and the deaths of the animals he and his like have killed to sate the greed of those that trade, and profit from rhino horn.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They certainly hakunad up his matata

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Hakuna matata bitch" that's killed me were ready for bed now lol

Karma's a bitch

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"for anyone who missed this gem of a story yesterday.. i present you with this headline...

"South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions"....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999

two quick thoughts...

1) Brilliant teamwork by "team nature" ...

2) Hakuna Matata, Bitch!!!

feel free to smile... add something pithy... ect!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those lions...they'll eat any old shit.

Ought to have left him for the vultures and hyenas instead. They're the savannah dumpsters. "

Well they found his trousers. I would imagine they were very shity just before the Lions turned up.

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