FabSwingers.com forum: Which current TV advert annoys you?

By *eliciouslady OP Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Aviva ad annoys me and the one where the adults eat sweets and talk like children.

(Apologies to any advertising agents that created these ads)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Mature housewives in your area want to fuck” hate seeing this ad!

Maybe it’s the websites I’m on is the problem lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"“Mature housewives in your area want to fuck” hate seeing this ad!

Maybe it’s the websites I’m on is the problem lol

I have never seen this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I never seen to find any sexy mature housewives do

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Non, life is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any advert for women's sanitary products that show a close-up of their backsides. Is this supposed to prove there's no leakage????

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ellie fucking Goulding Pantene adverts ... strong is beautiful my arse

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Postcode lottery ads...

Aimed at the Jeremy Kyle show brigade

And what will they now do with their small fortune? - spend it on fags and a day out to Sports Direct...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the woman talking about her and her fella meeting on the fucking high street, proper fucks me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade Centre Wales: Advert “it has no sound” & every time it comes on I think my TV have broke or the sound have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aviva ad annoys me and the one where the adults eat sweets and talk like children.

(Apologies to any advertising agents that created these ads)! "
Ah yeah the harribo ad aaarrrggghhh

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Trade Centre Wales: Advert “it has no sound” & every time it comes on I think my TV have broke or the sound have gone "

First few times I saw that I thought WTF? Then it struck me what clever advertising it is. Makes you look at the TV if your not.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

KFC with thier street speak .... No I'm not interested in feasting and feeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trade Centre Wales: Advert “it has no sound” & every time it comes on I think my TV have broke or the sound have gone

First few times I saw that I thought WTF? Then it struck me what clever advertising it is. Makes you look at the TV if your not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the pay money to look after your funeral ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bingo chips be with Ryland proper grips my shit .

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Aviva ad annoys me and the one where the adults eat sweets and talk like children.

(Apologies to any advertising agents that created these ads)! Ah yeah the harribo ad aaarrrggghhh "

So true how bloody irritating

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Controversial !!

Fucking MeerKats , It's So Boring Now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Halifax one lol

Will you can you

No f*** you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advert for women's sanitary products that show a close-up of their backsides. Is this supposed to prove there's no leakage????

This!!! Upskirt shots wtf??!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

All

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Flash.. where the dog and that odd looking man sing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ladies incontinence pants

"Found one's that are actually pretty"

Sorry love ... no they aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fibre One snack bars - apparently all women do in their lives is look longingly at cakes trying to will themselves to "turn around" and hunting for that special low cal snack.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why do all toothpaste ads involve women? Do men not brush their teeth or something??

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

That man that sells the vacuum cleaner. Don't know it's name but he is a con descending shit. He grinds my gears.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Why do all toothpaste ads involve women? Do men not brush their teeth or something??"

I remember a cartoon man wearing red striped pyjamas advertising toothpaste,it was the gayest advert ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ellie fucking Goulding Pantene adverts ... strong is beautiful my arse"

Cannot stand that woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nationwide adverts. So far up their own backsides!

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tend to record most things so I can fast forward the fuck out of the adverts! Can't be doing with them. My least favourite probably has to be the Go Compare guy or the plusnet geezer

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Most TV I watch tends to be on catch up in one form or another so tend to skip past the ads - however I play Scrabble a lot via the app and the ads on there between goes are usually very annoying and repeated ad infinitum which makes them worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste ads were they brush their teeth without toothpaste, wtf?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Clearscore. That stupid "What Doing" dog

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Those on the Haribos advert adults chatting like children, can't stand it lol

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

When they advertise women's things, I don't think personal things like that should be on the television.

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

GO COMPARE

I shudder everytime they come on along with

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Flash.. where the dog and that odd looking man sing"

Actually, I find those kind of funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that advertises cars. It goes full on silent for a minute or so and I think my telly breaks every pissing time.

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Postcode lottery ads...

Aimed at the Jeremy Kyle show brigade

And what will they now do with their small fortune? - spend it on fags and a day out to Sports Direct..."
so can you tell me who the national lottery and health lottery is aimed at

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

turn the tv over

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Postcode lottery ads...

Aimed at the Jeremy Kyle show brigade

And what will they now do with their small fortune? - spend it on fags and a day out to Sports Direct... so can you tell me who the national lottery and health lottery is aimed at "
oh and the euro lottery be careful mt u cud have 60 million people on your case lol

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None annoy me now as I don't have time to watch tele

What did annoy me was that i could not get the 1998 or what ever year it was Reebok advert out of my head the other day... Belly is gonna get you..

And I don't even know why it got inside my head in the first place haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ads are wanky, strictly Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco Food Love Stories. Some Scottish woman talking about salsa Verde crusted lamb and cooking Sunday roasts. Argghhhhh I fucking hate it, it's the pits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That being said that go compare add really irked me, a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most hated add at moment is equity release where they sing out side the house then have a cup of tea while the smarmy bastard in the suit cons the gullible family out of the hard earned cash

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By *orianGrey200Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Ellie fucking Goulding Pantene adverts ... strong is beautiful my arse"

I hate that one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes too short to get annoyed by trivia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trivago adds that bookend shows on Quest. I can’t stand those smug bastards with their fake forced smiles

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Nivea for men with the fuckin Liverpoo team

I hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trivago adds that bookend shows on Quest. I can’t stand those smug bastards with their fake forced smiles"

OMG I have never hated someone I have never met so much as the Trivago woman! Condescending is absolutely the right word for that woman.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

"someone's knocking at the door"

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

"Nivea for men with the fuckin Liverpoo team

I hate them

And this... YSB

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By *orianGrey200Man
over a year ago

birmingham

The kenko one gets up my nose too come to think of it so much so I've changed brands.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There's one about Quorn that starts "question". I can't explain why but it irritates the hell out of me. Aside from that there a very few ads that don't annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one were your man takes his parsnips round to June!!!! I wish she would stick them up his f...kin arse!!!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Nivea for men with the fuckin Liverpoo team

I hate them

And this... YSB"

I'll take that as you Scouse bisexual

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Sanitary wear ads annoy me.... Take your wings and goooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco Food Love Stories. Some Scottish woman talking about salsa Verde crusted lamb and cooking Sunday roasts. Argghhhhh I fucking hate it, it's the pits. "

I thought she was a Geordie! Lol I'm so rubbish with accents

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

"Nivea for men with the fuckin Liverpoo team

I hate them

And this... YSB

I'll take that as you Scouse bisexual

Hahaha haha brilliant

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Go Compare:

You used to be able to switch off before the singing part started, but now, it starts straight away. INSTANT TURN OFF!

Nationwide:

Utterly pretentious twaddle in form of a nonsense poem that means nothing!

INSTANT TURN OFF!

Trivago:

Why is it that the initial price comparisons are in Euros, when we are British with sterling?

Advertisers failure - INSTANT TURN OFF!

Vanquish Credit Cards:

Advertised with a medieval theme .... when credit cards did not exist. Get real!!

Captain Obvious in the hotels booking site. If ever someone needed a darn good slapping, he does.

Washing Powder adverts where the Mother character looks lovingly at her little cherubs for getting clothes dirty and says NOTHING!! In my home, Mum would've been doing her nut over us getting dirty, playing where she'd told us not to!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

The daft ones with the black horses on the beach... Lloyds bank.. sod off..

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

I don't watch tv....there called programmes for a reason. ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AA with the baby singing proud mary in the back of the car,she's singing a song about a boat,what has that got to do with cars breaking down????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pretty much all of them, which is why I tend to record most programs on commercial TV and skip through them

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

The new year Lidl or Aldi ad bothered me big time, thank fuck it's not on anymore or I swear I may have thrown something at the Tele.

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By *eliciouslady OP Woman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Lifes too short to get annoyed by trivia "

True, but those 2 ads really bug me every time they come on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Peely peely"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cillit Bang adverts are the worst, the guy's real name isn't even Barry Scott! Such a pointless lie!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

One that winds me up came in last night. Can't remember that name of it. It's for some reduced calorie ice cream. Guy pulls this face. Makes me want to smash the television.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Oral b toothpaste.

"I didn't even know oral b made a toothpaste"

Smug cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the Expedia ad where the mother and son are in Venice.. Surely it would have been nice for the son to experience Venice with his own partner, later in life, rather than with his mum?!?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Slimy Lothario shaking a box of cat treats in order to seduce a woman.

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

All of them, when the adverts are on I switch to channel 1 or 2 for a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how many letters does that postman send next door by mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the funeral plan ads send me crazy. Who goes out for a coffee then spends all morning smiling and discussing fukin funeral plans.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"My most hated add at moment is equity release where they sing out side the house then have a cup of tea while the smarmy bastard in the suit cons the gullible family out of the hard earned cash "

This one... it really grips my shit

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Any of these pay for your funeral and get a free pen off Parky type adverts.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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All the Banking ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aviva ad annoys me and the one where the adults eat sweets and talk like children.

(Apologies to any advertising agents that created these ads)! "
your name befits your look I don't watch TV but many here love the haribos adds

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bit harsh but I often feel bombarded by charity adverts if I'm watching animals doing stuff.

Water Wells, red cross, and so on, including donkey sanctuaries. I just feel it's a bit too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the L'Oréal ads.

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