FabSwingers.com forum: We need to get more women on here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How can we get more women on fab don’t just suggest it do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Free cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me "

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

I don’t share! Chocolate Prosecco or men!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Slow down the onslaught of messages when they first come on, and teach the worst of Fab some manners. The first few days of Fab are terrifying as a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

I don’t share! Chocolate Prosecco or men!"

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteasers and Jaegerbombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

I don’t share! Chocolate Prosecco or men!

Why not

Well I share him with ladies every now and then. He doesn’t mind. He’s kind like that

. As for the chocolate and Prosecco. Jog on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?"

That worked on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

I don’t share! Chocolate Prosecco or men!

Why not

Well I share him with ladies every now and then. He doesn’t mind. He’s kind like that

. As for the chocolate and Prosecco. Jog on! "

You can keep the men, it’s the chocolates and Prosecco I’m more interested in....NOW SHARE, your not in the playground anymore

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mmmmmmmmmmm if any good looking men who can hack good sex moves turn up I guess that more women might join ........

Muwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa ......

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By *un In SussexMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

Shall we print out some Fab leaflets and drop them off in our workplaces? Any ideas od design?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can we get more women on fab don’t just suggest it do it "
you are 100% right but there nothing to say good one are way out of most peoples legal on here it like 1000 to one female HAHA

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Shall we print out some Fab leaflets and drop them off in our workplaces? Any ideas od design?"

God yes....... but ya know... one has to be kind.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd put some in my workplace.

Why not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slow down the onslaught of messages when they first come on, and teach the worst of Fab some manners. The first few days of Fab are terrifying as a woman. "

I tell the PoF women to block everyone and just browse for first week

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

We don’t just want any women joining, they need to be super-stunning, horny all the time, have incredibly low standards and prepared to drive to wherever we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

I don’t share! Chocolate Prosecco or men!

Why not

Well I share him with ladies every now and then. He doesn’t mind. He’s kind like that

. As for the chocolate and Prosecco. Jog on!

You can keep the men, it’s the chocolates and Prosecco I’m more interested in....NOW SHARE, your not in the playground anymore

No! So ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

That worked on me

I only wish it were I who had converted you.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?"

Aren't most anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slow down the onslaught of messages when they first come on, and teach the worst of Fab some manners. The first few days of Fab are terrifying as a woman. "

Ohhh this is soo true!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Block 50% of the guy's

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Surely women aren’t allowed on fab. ????? I read so many threads where straight single guys ! Can’t meet any so it must be true so no need to worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

Aren't most anyway?"

Not going by the initial jaw drop reaction I get, soon followed by "Don't you have to be part of a couple to swing?". Or they are just good at acting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

Aren't most anyway?

Not going by the initial jaw drop reaction I get, soon followed by "Don't you have to be part of a couple to swing?". Or they are just good at acting."

They are just being coy. Their profile will be over a year old on here I bet

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

Aren't most anyway?

Not going by the initial jaw drop reaction I get, soon followed by "Don't you have to be part of a couple to swing?". Or they are just good at acting."

I'm working on the assumption that most Pof men are on here,so it may be the same for the women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So not tarnish all us guys with the dick head brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

Aren't most anyway?

Not going by the initial jaw drop reaction I get, soon followed by "Don't you have to be part of a couple to swing?". Or they are just good at acting.

They are just being coy. Their profile will be over a year old on here I bet

You're all right, I'm wrong. Clearly just being toyed with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

Aren't most anyway?

Not going by the initial jaw drop reaction I get, soon followed by "Don't you have to be part of a couple to swing?". Or they are just good at acting.

I'm working on the assumption that most Pof men are on here,so it may be the same for the women."

A few of my friends are on PoF. They won't touch Fab with a barge Pole though. Think I'm a nutter. Or is this just more lies I'm being fed

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Free chocolate and Prosecco.

Would work for me

I’m here

open the Prosecco and share the chocolate

Happy to share both Prosecco and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all women want to fuck or chat shit in the Forums. And, it's not really the best place to date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not all women want to fuck or chat shit in the Forums. And, it's not really the best place to date? "

Are you on Grindr?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

stop treating them like free prostitutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes"

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?"

Are you related to granny crumpet?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?"

Is it Dan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan? "

Haha. No

Not that I know of anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?"

Fab is more honest than Plenty of Fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?"

No, I'm realated to Lord Nigel Farage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

No, I'm realated to Lord Nigel Farage "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan? "

You lost. Now bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with the ones we already have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over "

I think its a banana pancake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over "

Oooer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of any woman I hate enough to suggest she joins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake"

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch "

I like you already. Please stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think of any woman I hate enough to suggest she joins."

Theresa May?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk PoF women into becoming Fab women?

Aren't most anyway?

Not going by the initial jaw drop reaction I get, soon followed by "Don't you have to be part of a couple to swing?". Or they are just good at acting.

I'm working on the assumption that most Pof men are on here,so it may be the same for the women.

A few of my friends are on PoF. They won't touch Fab with a barge Pole though. Think I'm a nutter. Or is this just more lies I'm being fed

Have they said why they won't join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?"

Yes. I would love to see your 72 year old athletic body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake"

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?

Yes. I would love to see your 72 year old athletic body

Are you into old men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ? "

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?

Yes. I would love to see your 72 year old athletic body

Are you into old men? "

Are you rich? I’m looking for a sugar daddy who doesn’t require much sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?

Yes. I would love to see your 72 year old athletic body

Are you into old men?

Are you rich? I’m looking for a sugar daddy who doesn’t require much sugar "

I own Tate & Lyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind "

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?

Yes. I would love to see your 72 year old athletic body

Are you into old men?

Are you rich? I’m looking for a sugar daddy who doesn’t require much sugar

I own Tate & Lyle "

Ooooh pour that sugar on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about all guys change their profile pic to George Clooney holding a kitten. That is bound to get loads of women begging to meet us and get the numbers up. Absolutely no way this can possibly fail. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

You lost & I can't even say bend over bitch

I like you already. Please stay

Is this a formal invitation?

Yes. I would love to see your 72 year old athletic body

Are you into old men?

Are you rich? I’m looking for a sugar daddy who doesn’t require much sugar

I own Tate & Lyle

Ooooh pour that sugar on me "

Pass me the viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?"

On top of shard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard? "

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there "

You aren't 25 anymore you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know "

So? I’m still worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

L’Oréal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

I suggest you checking their prices before commenting young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

I suggest you checking their prices before commenting young lady "

£12 for a g&t. I’m worth it

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over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

I suggest you checking their prices before commenting young lady

£12 for a g&t. I’m worth it "

Alright then, wear a flowery summer dress and no knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

I suggest you checking their prices before commenting young lady

£12 for a g&t. I’m worth it

Alright then, wear a flowery summer dress and no knickers "

I’ll do that for 2 g&t’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

I suggest you checking their prices before commenting young lady

£12 for a g&t. I’m worth it

Alright then, wear a flowery summer dress and no knickers

I’ll do that for 2 g&t’s "

Let's not get carried away, it's cheaper to not wear knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop treating them like free prostitutes

What's wrong with free prostitutes?

Are you related to granny crumpet?

Is it Dan?

You lost. Now bend over

I think its a banana pancake

It’s not Geoffrey from Rainbow ?

I’ve now got bungle saying Geoffrey in my head

Imagine me whispering in your ear dirty words from behind

Oh yes. Can you do a bungle voice

I can do Sir. David Attenborough

You got me

. Time and place?

On top of shard?

Are you paying for the drinks? If so I’m there

You aren't 25 anymore you know

So? I’m still worth it

I suggest you checking their prices before commenting young lady

£12 for a g&t. I’m worth it

Alright then, wear a flowery summer dress and no knickers

I’ll do that for 2 g&t’s

Let's not get carried away, it's cheaper to not wear knickers "

Made me laugh

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over a year ago

"How can we get more women on fab don’t just suggest it do it "

Get fitter men on here, who treat women with respect and who can string sentence’s together.

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