FabSwingers.com forum: We need to get all the men offov here.....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How are we gonna do it ?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

What do you suggest GC?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to stay Granny! Bahahahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do you suggest GC? "

Could hide all the young fanny ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ming the Ping says he'll fight you to the bitter, bloody end.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though? "

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ming the Ping says he'll fight you to the bitter, bloody end."

Smell my cheese Ping... smell my cheese!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm here to stay Granny! Bahahahahahahaha!"

This one goes first !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha"

I'm actually hurt* by that comment

*indifferent but hey ho

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What do you suggest GC?

Could hide all the young fanny ??"

No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I plan on staying around.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha

I'm actually hurt* by that comment

*indifferent but hey ho

And NO keepin truck with the indifferent ones.... they go second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do you suggest GC?

Could hide all the young fanny ??

No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden. "

** Puts both hands on her ha'penny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I bloody love you granny!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I bloody love you granny!"

I'll save you the little fat one then ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I bloody love you granny!

I'll save you the little fat one then ...."

Yay. The one with the mushroom willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bloody staying im harmless

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha"

Take your glasses off Granny , there’s loads

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Im bloody staying im harmless

Neigh you're not .........

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"What do you suggest GC?

Could hide all the young fanny ??

No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden.

** Puts both hands on her ha'penny."

I thought it was called a tuppence? Is yours only a quarter of the size?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha

Take your glasses off Granny , there’s loads

Don't be daft ...... if I take my specs of they'd all get shafted...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

not that I have a shaft....

Quite the reverse in fact....

Reverse shafting... hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bloody staying im harmless

Neigh you're not ........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up a UK wide, male only version of the Hunger Games.

It'll thin the herd somewhat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bloody staying im harmless

Neigh you're not ........."

I wouldnt hurt a horsefly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post more pics.

The men will get themselves off

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By *iway2016Man
over a year ago

The CF post code

You wanna know how to get me off this site? Offer me something better. (Please be aware I will thoroughly check the validity of any upcoming offers prior to accepting)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Set up a UK wide, male only version of the Hunger Games.

It'll thin the herd somewhat. "

K.... will all the camp blokes NOT argue over who is Katniss please..

I could play her.....im really beautiful ...... I could be called catpiss...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

all the men who want to be shot at.......line up there please......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Introduce smellovision and bring in your slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all the men who want to be shot at.......line up there please...... "

You know someone will be wanking over that right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post more pics.

The men will get themselves off

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Set up a UK wide, male only version of the Hunger Games.

It'll thin the herd somewhat. "

That sounds fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a fabladies account like there is a fabguys x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"all the men who want to be shot at.......line up there please......

You know someone will be wanking over that right?"

Yeah well .... lure them in .... I didn't tell them it was by other blokes

without guns

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How are we gonna do it ?"

1)Tell em a new site called instashag has opened up but they have to apply in person.

2) Dig a big hole....

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What do you suggest GC?

Could hide all the young fanny ??

No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden. "

Ummmm, chastity belts for all? Replace all out profile pics and galleries with pics of Trump?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Ming the Ping says he'll fight you to the bitter, bloody end.

Smell my slippers Ping... smell my slippers!"

FTFY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The men are all already trying to get themselves off, dirty buggers

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I have to agree. Especially the straight single ones

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

We'll need to plot in secret...meet in 'spoons at six?

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By *igbitsMan
over a year ago

Skipton

Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!"

Oooh! We got a live one here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are we gonna do it ?"

All the woman hide their profiles and have blank avatars, we will soon get bored of chatting to silhouettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury them under the patio. Isn't that the usual way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!"

Calm your beans Malcolm, it's a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are we gonna do it ?

All the woman hide their profiles and have blank avatars, we will soon get bored of chatting to silhouettes."

You underestimate your fellow man's imaginations.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!"

That’s you told GC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!"

You don’t come here often do you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are we gonna do it ?

All the woman hide their profiles and have blank avatars, we will soon get bored of chatting to silhouettes.

You underestimate your fellow man's imaginations."

Quite. Even the whiff of 'woman' written in a totally blank profile is another to get some mens juices flowing

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"How are we gonna do it ?"

There are men in here? I thought the place was just full of fanny........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we need them on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a pay site and they'd leave in droves!

(Just for the men, obvs)

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!"

*that awkward moment when someone takes something funny way too serious.....

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

OP if you don’t like the site how it is you can always delete your account

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ming the Ping says he'll fight you to the bitter, bloody end.

Smell my slippers Ping... smell my slippers!

FTFY.

Hahahahaaaaaa Stingly ........ xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"OP if you don’t like the site how it is you can always delete your account "

Wow..... that is so profound. xx

Food for thought indeed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!

That’s you told GC

How come I titter ..... eh ...... how come ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What do you suggest GC?

Could hide all the young fanny ??

No point, some like "older holes" so all fanny needs to be hidden.

** Puts both hands on her ha'penny.

I thought it was called a tuppence? Is yours only a quarter of the size?

I can't think straight in old money

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!"

Im ashamed of myself Daniel. Ashamed. You can stay.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?"

Yes Seb. I am. I am so cocky now.

Cos i'm worth it. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't be much of a swingers site without men or women you stupid person!

*that awkward moment when someone takes something funny way too serious....."

Thought it was a dads army reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?"

Fab is free

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"OP if you don’t like the site how it is you can always delete your account

Wow..... that is so profound. xx

Food for thought indeed. "

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

Fab is free"

Ghengis......... Ghengis ..... Ghengis Khan ..... ( to the muzac of Boney M )

So it is ....... what is 100% of ZERO ?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

Fab is free"

Not for us serious swingers !

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

Yes Seb. I am. I am so cocky now.

Cos i'm worth it. x "

Anyway - just a granny. I’m a great granny so how about that then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can start a "fabfanny" site and promise them it's full of fanny and they'll all go there?

Can we keep a few nice ones though?

Great idea ... BUT .... I get to to choose the nice ones... Oh dear... there aren't any .....mwahhhhhhahahahaha

I'm actually hurt* by that comment

*indifferent but hey ho

And NO keepin truck with the indifferent ones.... they go second."

What about well dressed glasses wearers that are relatively harmless?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

How lovely of Granny to offer to get all the men on fab off. Her kindness knows no bounds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's many a single male on fab believe the male half of mf couples should not be here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s many a MF couple on here who, in reality, is just a guy. It’s so obvious it’s cringeworthy. Put me right off “couples “.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?"

First, it doesn't mean that at all.

Second, Fab is free.

Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"

Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.

You're welcome.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

First, it doesn't mean that at all.

Second, Fab is free.

Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"

Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.

You're welcome.

But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying put until my battery dies

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

First, it doesn't mean that at all.

Second, Fab is free.

Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"

Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.

You're welcome.

But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest. "

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

No space in my think bucket...... overload overload !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Staying put until my battery dies

Ve can deel vith your batterly vizout you eefen phnowink

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, men should come with fab expiry date

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

what a nice curve you have grandpa

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No men?

Were just talkin about it babs ......just talkin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a nice curve you have grandpa "

Glad you like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny set up your own site and call it FabLezzers

But you’ll still get men joining to see tits and gash and pretend to be women.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"No men?

Were just talkin about it babs ......just talkin' "

Thank you Granny. I almost wept then

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

First, it doesn't mean that at all.

Second, Fab is free.

Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"

Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.

You're welcome.

But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest.

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

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Not a joke

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No space in my think bucket...... overload overload !"

Sit yourself down, stick the kettle on, make yourself comfy and put your slippers o....... hold on, I've not thought that through......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what a nice curve you have grandpa

Glad you like x"

Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It means your annual fees will increase by a factor of 100. Not so cocky now are we granny?

First, it doesn't mean that at all.

Second, Fab is free.

Third, just because someone's not a site supporter doesn't mean they're not a "serious swinger"

Fourth, and this is the best one, it's a feckin joke.

You're welcome.

But is it a joke? Many a true word spoken in jest.

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

Not a joke

Joke ?

No space in my think bucket...... overload overload !

Sit yourself down, stick the kettle on, make yourself comfy and put your slippers o....... hold on, I've not thought that through......"

Love to but I have to dry my fuzz. I'm going out on the razz.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a nice curve you have grandpa

Glad you like x

Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty."

Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what a nice curve you have grandpa

Glad you like x

Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.

Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag? "

Just fwop it in the air and let it flop about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a nice curve you have grandpa

Glad you like x

Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.

Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag?

Just fwop it in the air and let it flop about."

It's quite stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you just leave one do we all get to share him ?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"what a nice curve you have grandpa

Glad you like x

Oh I do sweetie.... and it's all zipped up so pretty.

Do you want me to take it out and wave it like a UKIP flag?

Just fwop it in the air and let it flop about.

It's quite stiff "

So no helicopter then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s many a MF couple on here who, in reality, is just a guy. It’s so obvious it’s cringeworthy. Put me right off “couples “."

Oh that is very true as well,too many false profiles

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By *ympho7Couple
over a year ago

swansea

what's an offov?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's an offov?"
off of here I think she was meant to put.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fling your slippers at them

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