FabSwingers.com forum: Ugly people soon extinct. .....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a theory.

As i'm watching t.v. reading books or articles, I note that everyone is good to look at or more to the point:good looking.

News readers, weather people, people in shops.

People who get promoted in work are all good looking, smiley and shiny ......

So ..... fuck me ..... will all the uglies be bred out of society.

Wouldn't it be cruel to marry ugly and have ugly children who would be destined to a life of non recognition ?

What are you going to do about the march of the beautiful people ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

by 'fuck me' I don't mean literally.

Tho i'll consider it if you are beautiful.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resign myself to my lot in life and stop killing myself in the gym lol

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By *erby couple200Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Never read such rubbish. Total crap.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and don't bat an eyelid at slippers full of t bags.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Never read such rubbish. Total crap."

Insightful comments.

Thanks. xxxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"and blind"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm buggered....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not going to do anything because I'm one of the beautiful people. I've got flowers in my hair and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id better start saying my goodbyes now then.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Resign myself to my lot in life and stop killing myself in the gym lol "

You can only do that once in your life.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well I'm buggered...."

All confessions welcome my son.... no judgements made here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Resign myself to my lot in life and stop killing myself in the gym lol

You can only do that once in your life."

Better choose wisely then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would that work what one person find beautiful anther could find ugly.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not going to do anything because I'm one of the beautiful people. I've got flowers in my hair and everything.

That's two of us. Inside and outside.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How would that work what one person find beautiful anther could find ugly. "

Damn! There's always a doubting Thomas. Jesus had this problem. Time to bring out the wine.

I can't imagine anyone finding me ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never read such rubbish. Total crap."

You don’t do irony, sarcasm or Satirical then ?!

Why am I even asking, course you don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not going to do anything because I'm one of the beautiful people. I've got flowers in my hair and everything.

Me too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How would that work what one person find beautiful anther could find ugly.

Damn! There's always a doubting Thomas. Jesus had this problem. Time to bring out the wine.

I can't imagine anyone finding me ugly."

I carry wine with me at all times. Its my go to beauty product. If someone I'm meeting drinks enough of it they always find me beautiful

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm not going to do anything because I'm one of the beautiful people. I've got flowers in my hair and everything.

Me too"

Oo so you have. Are you in San Francisco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not going to do anything because I'm one of the beautiful people. I've got flowers in my hair and everything.

Me too"

Goddam Hatter! It's like looking in a mirror.

I hail from Brum. Cuz ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

I have a regular 'income'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for a fugly cull.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

** Takes of glasses, looks , licks, shrugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

** Takes of glasses, looks , licks, shrugs. "

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Time for a fugly cull."

Gasp ....... hide everybody. Pocket Rocket is having purge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

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You wear it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got promoted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

You wear it well

Aww have you seen me in my glasses!??!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just got promoted

Well hello handsome. Hope there was no licking going on .... it's the only way a fugly can make it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

You wear it well

Aww have you seen me in my glasses!??!"

I have seen your pics where you hold them seductively, but not a proper pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm beautiful in my own way, as is everyone here.

And I also wear glasses, so if you want to meet up Granny...

Glasses are sexy

You wear it well

Aww have you seen me in my glasses!??!

I have seen your pics where you hold them seductively, but not a proper pic

Ah ok. Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for a fugly cull.

Gasp ....... hide everybody. Pocket Rocket is having purge!"

Exactly. I can't look at them but if the face offends my mirror...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got promoted

Well hello handsome. Hope there was no licking going on .... it's the only way a fugly can make it. "
im more like an undercover agent hiding among the lookers

I call it undercover il soon be your boss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't wish to be rude but you have a face like a horse.....

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"by 'fuck me' I don't mean literally.

Tho i'll consider it if you are beautiful."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not going to do anything because I'm one of the beautiful people. I've got flowers in my hair and everything.

Me too

Oo so you have. Are you in San Francisco?"

I've met some gentle people here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male newsreaders and weather men were always old and nerdy or weathered looking in the UK.

The female ones were glamorous and attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't wish to be rude but you have a face like a horse....."
yes but i blame the swine flu i picked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got promoted

Well hello handsome. Hope there was no licking going on .... it's the only way a fugly can make it. "

We have make up, Gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got promoted

Well hello handsome. Hope there was no licking going on .... it's the only way a fugly can make it. "
isnt a granny granny lick what grannys do to dirty faces aka spit wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m doomed but I have beautiful children x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't wish to be rude but you have a face like a horse.....yes but i blame the swine flu i picked up"

Gotta love your floppies tho

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Don't worry, i've worked on a fair few events recently where the majority of the crowd were fugly- thats over ten thousand people in one place with ropey skin, bad tans, silly eyebrows, shoddy tattoos and a wide range of unsightly bulges, bumps and saggy bits trying to burst forth from their clothing

Like the walking dead, the munters of the world are a relentless wave!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

The Fuglies are NOT going to be bred out, .....instead they are slowly going to evolve into Filtered Pouting lips with Painted on eybrows and Puppy dog ears people!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The Fuglies are NOT going to be bred out, .....instead they are slowly going to evolve into Filtered Pouting lips with Painted on eybrows and Puppy dog ears people!

Oh no ! Pouty Trouties.....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Don't worry, i've worked on a fair few events recently where the majority of the crowd were fugly- thats over ten thousand people in one place with ropey skin, bad tans, silly eyebrows, shoddy tattoos and a wide range of unsightly bulges, bumps and saggy bits trying to burst forth from their clothing

Like the walking dead, the munters of the world are a relentless wave!

I shouldn’t laugh but I actually did

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Was watching a programme, Blindspot, recently and thought, God what ugly, dull people.

People on tv sound common and look cheap to me, so don't know where you're seeing all these pretty folk Granny...due for a check up at Specsavers pet?

Disclaimer for those with sense of humour bypasses, joking...kind off!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I thought fgly people were test practise. “When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it”

Maybe the Viking were onto something.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Was watching a programme, Blindspot, recently and thought, God what ugly, dull people.

People on tv sound common and look cheap to me, so don't know where you're seeing all these pretty folk Granny...due for a check up at Specsavers pet?

Disclaimer for those with sense of humour bypasses, joking...kind off!"

I HATE Specsavers....... they seem to think they are fooking dispensing in there ...... goddam fannied up upstarts.

You're a SHOP assistant not an opthalmologist.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When we went out dogging , or to a club , or to meet anyone from fab , I always went without wearing my glasses . And I’m very short sighted , but fuck me , we only ever met beautiful people .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When we went out dogging , or to a club , or to meet anyone from fab , I always went without wearing my glasses . And I’m very short sighted , but fuck me , we only ever met beautiful people .

Ha.... I'm gonna do that .... be less choosy more floosey

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I’m going to invent glasses that automatically filters all the ugly mugs

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"When we went out dogging , or to a club , or to meet anyone from fab , I always went without wearing my glasses . And I’m very short sighted , but fuck me , we only ever met beautiful people .

Ha.... I'm gonna do that .... be less choosy more floosey"

It brings a whole new host of possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would that work what one person find beautiful anther could find ugly.

Damn! There's always a doubting Thomas. Jesus had this problem. Time to bring out the wine.

I can't imagine anyone finding me ugly.

I carry wine with me at all times. Its my go to beauty product. If someone I'm meeting drinks enough of it they always find me beautiful

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I didn't bare children so this line of ugliness no longer exists.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

A lot of them are not undercover uglies. They got their teeth and stuff fixed when they were younger.

They should come with a warning so you can budget for the corrective surgery any kids you have with them might need.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A lot of them are not undercover uglies. They got their teeth and stuff fixed when they were younger.

They should come with a warning so you can budget for the corrective surgery any kids you have with them might need."

Hmm good point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most are on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a decent grunge band that had no name their first gig was as a support for "pretty boy floyd" .. so they called themselves... ?

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

do ugly people have smelly slippers javascript:doSmilie('

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit better get my bucket list sorted if I m on way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would that work what one person find beautiful anther could find ugly.

Damn! There's always a doubting Thomas. Jesus had this problem. Time to bring out the wine.

I can't imagine anyone finding me ugly.

I carry wine with me at all times. Its my go to beauty product. If someone I'm meeting drinks enough of it they always find me beautiful

I wouldn't be able to carry enough wine for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to invent glasses that automatically filters all the ugly mugs"
wouldn't it be better to just get d*unk?

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ugly starts with attitude to others, kindness, empathy and confidence and finished up with looks. A physically beautiful person can be ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"by 'fuck me' I don't mean literally.

Tho i'll consider it if you are beautiful."

Which camp do you fall under OP? I think it's only fair to have a pic up if your looking for people to have an opinion on your mindless chuntering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uglies have no place in modern society...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugly starts with attitude to others, kindness, empathy and confidence and finished up with looks. A physically beautiful person can be ugly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uglies have no place in modern society..."

Modern society is shite. Give me old society any day.

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I didn't bare children so this line of ugliness no longer exists."

Me too although I think you are very far from ugly - no I’m not bi

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