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Things you wouldn't hear on a sex chat line...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

At the third stroke, the time will be...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...is that you, mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when you apply the cream, the rash should clear up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your call is important to us, please be patient. You are number four in the queue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For training purposes your phone call may be recorded

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let just chat about the weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press 2 to be connected to a saucy nympho slut bag and prepare to start wanking hard... sorry the offices are now closed, press 11 to leave a message....

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

We are experiencing an unusually high number of calls; please press 4 and enter your number for a call back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello BOYS! You're now talking to Theresa May.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hello, and welcome to Talk Sport Radio...you're live on air!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

I recognise your voice, yes its the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for your interest, but I’m afraid your application wasn’t successful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before we get to the sex chat, have you ever been mis-sold PPI...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on sir, my teeth just fell under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi hubby. What time will you be home for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been on the phone 3 hours now think of your phone bill!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Maybot sexline, I do hope I can make your cock strong and stable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to the Maybot sexline, I do hope I can make your cock strong and stable..."

You'll never be able to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, i am ......., i am conducting a consumer survey on behalf of......

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Do you know that the equidistant parallel universe is subject to anti matter within the containment field of the bio metric discharge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please say what your fantasy is after the tone...

Caller: bondage

You said feet. Is that correct?

Caller: no

Please say what your fantasy is after the tone....

Caller: BONDAGE

You said grannies. Is that correct?

Caller : NO

Thank you. I am putting you through to an 85 year old woman that will make your fantasy come true. Enjoy and please stay on the line afterwards if you want to partake in our satisfaction survey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your playing with your dick! Put that away you dirty bastard. How rude are you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, you make my dick *ehem* i mean clit so hard....

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Calls are charged at £16.99 per minute plus network fees the first 5 seconds are free. To opt out type “hermitageceliapostopblowjobspecialistwithfountainsquirtAnaltappingcallmedaddy before you go go and comeallovermyvirginassandramyourmassivemanweaponupmybumhome“

Within 2 minutes to cancel subscription

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please I'm having a hard time, that's why I do this job..can I come and stay with you?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’. "
Thanks for letting us know!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’. Thanks for letting us know! "

Erm ... I’m not describing me there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Hello ... I’m sat here in my white bra gone grey, knickers that I’ve had on for four days, I have no front teeth and I smoke like a trooper. My toe nails need cleaning but I can’t reach them to clean them but I can still talk sex’. Thanks for letting us know!

Erm ... I’m not describing me there! "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Press 1 if you have had an accident in the last 5 years

Press 2 if you've been mis-sold ppi

Press 3 if need anything else, but don't expect to ever be able to use this option as 1 and 2 will tie you up in knots with at least 20 categories and 30 sub categories with additional ones in a 3rd, there is no escape and you wont get anywhere

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

“Hello family planning”

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