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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have a guy staying here and he is very fucking hot, I go weak at the knees as soon as he opens his mouth and looks at me with those blue sexy eyes.

He asked for food on Sunday (which we don’t normally do) and there I was cooking for him (I don’t know what came over me I even said ‘I’m only doing it because your a good looking guy).

Just chatting to him makes me tingle!! Doughnut finds it hilarious!!

Anyone else find the Norwegians hard to resist?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got Norweigan mates. They can come across as quite rude and abrupt but hey I like Germans so what do I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely sexy the few I have crossed paths with over the years... Must be that viking blood

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I (mr) went to Norway a couple of years ago and they nicknamed me wife stealer I looked more Viking than them!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is he a Norwegian Blue?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a guy staying here and he is very fucking hot, I go weak at the knees as soon as he opens his mouth and looks at me with those blue sexy eyes.

He asked for food on Sunday (which we don’t normally do) and there I was cooking for him (I don’t know what came over me I even said ‘I’m only doing it because your a good looking guy).

Just chatting to him makes me tingle!! Doughnut finds it hilarious!!

Anyone else find the Norwegians hard to resist?"

I go very weak for the Viking look. I keep meaning to go to Norway for a break.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have a guy staying here and he is very fucking hot, I go weak at the knees as soon as he opens his mouth and looks at me with those blue sexy eyes.

He asked for food on Sunday (which we don’t normally do) and there I was cooking for him (I don’t know what came over me I even said ‘I’m only doing it because your a good looking guy).

Just chatting to him makes me tingle!! Doughnut finds it hilarious!!

Anyone else find the Norwegians hard to resist?

I go very weak for the Viking look. I keep meaning to go to Norway for a break. "

He’s got everything, tattoos on his arms and hands...swoon!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a guy staying here and he is very fucking hot, I go weak at the knees as soon as he opens his mouth and looks at me with those blue sexy eyes.

He asked for food on Sunday (which we don’t normally do) and there I was cooking for him (I don’t know what came over me I even said ‘I’m only doing it because your a good looking guy).

Just chatting to him makes me tingle!! Doughnut finds it hilarious!!

Anyone else find the Norwegians hard to resist?

I go very weak for the Viking look. I keep meaning to go to Norway for a break.

He’s got everything, tattoos on his arms and hands...swoon!!! "

My perfect man. I’m coming down to share him with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE Norwegian girls...

I was seeing one in the final year of university...

She was an ex national gymnast...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have a guy staying here and he is very fucking hot, I go weak at the knees as soon as he opens his mouth and looks at me with those blue sexy eyes.

He asked for food on Sunday (which we don’t normally do) and there I was cooking for him (I don’t know what came over me I even said ‘I’m only doing it because your a good looking guy).

Just chatting to him makes me tingle!! Doughnut finds it hilarious!!

Anyone else find the Norwegians hard to resist?

I go very weak for the Viking look. I keep meaning to go to Norway for a break.

He’s got everything, tattoos on his arms and hands...swoon!!!

My perfect man. I’m coming down to share him with you. "

If he didn’t have his young son here I would try and get him in the bar and have a drink with him but he does and what am I saying?! I wouldn’t do that, i’d go and hide and look like a stalker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a guy staying here and he is very fucking hot, I go weak at the knees as soon as he opens his mouth and looks at me with those blue sexy eyes.

He asked for food on Sunday (which we don’t normally do) and there I was cooking for him (I don’t know what came over me I even said ‘I’m only doing it because your a good looking guy).

Just chatting to him makes me tingle!! Doughnut finds it hilarious!!

Anyone else find the Norwegians hard to resist?

I go very weak for the Viking look. I keep meaning to go to Norway for a break.

He’s got everything, tattoos on his arms and hands...swoon!!!

My perfect man. I’m coming down to share him with you.

If he didn’t have his young son here I would try and get him in the bar and have a drink with him but he does and what am I saying?! I wouldn’t do that, i’d go and hide and look like a stalker lol"

He is quite attractive lol

I don’t play hide and seek with guests lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I love Norwegians

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Introduce him to fab. Who knows he might be interested to join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a conversation about the Beatles and tell him that your favourite track is Norwegian Wood and that you could do with one now right now.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

The Norwegians used to feel the same way about the Germans.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

I’m 15% Norwegian

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By *ergeant_MajorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Spent some time in Norway with the British Army

Beautiful country and the women are amazing looking..... A Saturday night out in Bergen is mind blowing for talent in the pubs & clubs...... Only downside is the food & drink (particularly the alcohol) is incredibly expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I visit Norway often to visit a friend.I find the men very reserved and the women very forward in comparison .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m 15% Norwegian "

Do we get to guess which 15% it is?

I reckon it's your lower left leg.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I always fancied Morten Harket.

Apart from that, no. I have a thing for Aussie men and Scottish men.

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I do indeed. Her is half Norwegian, half Italian - Scandinavian sex drive coupled with fiery Italian passion!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm sure that there's a joke to be made about "his Norwegian Wood" but I'm far too classy to do it myself.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fan of the women’s Norwegian and Swedish volleyball teams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not seen him yet this morning, I’m going to miss him when he leaves

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

My fellas dad was Norwegian, I swoon everytime I look at pictures of when he was a young man. He was stunning.

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By *hhh85Man
over a year ago

Currently in Scandanavia London

Anyone visiting Norway?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"I visit Norway often to visit a friend.I find the men very reserved and the women very forward in comparison .

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Just possibly why the vikings left to go on raids and escape the women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I visit Norway often to visit a friend.I find the men very reserved and the women very forward in comparison .

Just possibly why the vikings left to go on raids and escape the women"

Work a lot with them in business. From what we’ve observed, the men (even those with a good education and relatively well travelled) are heathen like, condescending, arrogant and very stubborn. The women seem to be very much the opposite. Might have something to do with a recent (last 10 years) massive divorce rate spike in Norway amongst the natives. So ladies, plenty of second-hand Viking like Ragnar wannabes available for you. They like a massive meat diet with plenty of beer on a regular basis. They tend to lose focus very rapidly, whilst simultaneously belching, farting, (occasionally spiting) and picking their teeth with your discarded tooth pic around a dinner table. Not too dissimilar to the chaps in the UK really, except for them being four times the size and completely fearless. Watch Vikings on the telly, not much evolution amongst the men since those days.

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