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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dr Wolf is a foul mouthed fucker.

He sees his patients at quite irregular hours but will always be quite brutal with his attempts at helping.

His advice is not always for the faint of heart but is a truly dedicated healer of wounds (albeit these are wounds of a jovial nature and all diagnoses will be treated as such)

Disclaimer; Dr is in a foul mood tonight, you maybe offended

Any appointments booked in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucky or no fucky?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucky or no fucky? "

For you? No fucky until you change your stupid arse name back to a Sony product!

see me in 6 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucky or no fucky?

For you? No fucky until you change your stupid arse name back to a Sony product!

see me in 6 days "

But what if I have a date before then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some motivation, can you advise where to find me some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a kebab about an hour ago now my belly feels iffy. Help me obi wolfy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucky or no fucky?

For you? No fucky until you change your stupid arse name back to a Sony product!

see me in 6 days

But what if I have a date before then? "

You're a lucky fucker with a name like the back catalogue of the Marvel superheroes not optioned by Disney........but grab it with both hands and spread ya fucking naughty seed......all over what you can ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need some motivation, can you advise where to find me some?"

In the anus of a unicorn, but that's just a rumour! Yet to find it myself! It's why I have no license and I'm advising you reprobates on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need some motivation, can you advise where to find me some?

In the anus of a unicorn, but that's just a rumour! Yet to find it myself! It's why I have no license and I'm advising you reprobates on here!

Hmmmm well if I come across any I will share!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a kebab about an hour ago now my belly feels iffy. Help me obi wolfy!"

Bend over the medical bench and spread them................whys there a mobile phone up here? You been up to naughty things pastry lady? FFS! That's the last time I'll root around up your jacksy....until the next kebab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need some motivation, can you advise where to find me some?

In the anus of a unicorn, but that's just a rumour! Yet to find it myself! It's why I have no license and I'm advising you reprobates on here!

Hmmmm well if I come across any I will share!"

Much appreciated! It's going to be a long night with these perverts here tonight

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week! "

Well technically she was from Claughton in Birkenhead and took me for £80K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucky or no fucky?

For you? No fucky until you change your stupid arse name back to a Sony product!

see me in 6 days

But what if I have a date before then?

That's what I was thinking....

....back on the horse, so to speak....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week!

Well technically she was from Claughton in Birkenhead and took me for £80K

Not a scouser then! Well a plastic one. Just melt her by the fire and get ya money back! I'm not a fucking fraud reclamation charity.......although for 25% I'll change my mind on that....;-) fake medical licenses are pricey these days

well the good ones are. I got one done by a Spaniard under a blanket in Southampton. That didnt pass mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely need therapy Dr Wolf... when can I come see you and chat things over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a kebab about an hour ago now my belly feels iffy. Help me obi wolfy!

Why the fuck have I got a mobile up my arse?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucky or no fucky?

For you? No fucky until you change your stupid arse name back to a Sony product!

see me in 6 days

But what if I have a date before then?

That's what I was thinking....

....back on the horse, so to speak.... "

In continuing my Hippocratic oath I feel I must warn you that referring to the date as the 'horse' may lead to genital removal that I will have to reattach and I dont want your flopping member on my surgery table whilst you cry so please think of me in this situation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a kebab about an hour ago now my belly feels iffy. Help me obi wolfy!

Why the fuck have I got a mobile up my arse?!"

Those questions are above my pay grade! I just deal with what's in front of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I definitely need therapy Dr Wolf... when can I come see you and chat things over?

Appointments are always booked nightly between the hours of when I feel and when I dont

x happy to fit in new patients though! Private or NHS? If its NHS my junior doctors, all 6 of them, watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I definitely need therapy Dr Wolf... when can I come see you and chat things over?

Appointments are always booked nightly between the hours of when I feel and when I dont

x happy to fit in new patients though! Private or NHS? If its NHS my junior doctors, all 6 of them, watch

Yeah .. lets go NHS to start with.. they might learn a thing or two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise"

Flirt harder and arrange a foursome....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise"

Why am I giving you advice? You're doing better than me whilst I'm sat here listening to you lot? What's your advice for a old hench bastard with no medical license?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise

Flirt harder and arrange a foursome...."

Wait, I mean grrrrrrr I'm wolfie's assistant advisor.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I definitely need therapy Dr Wolf... when can I come see you and chat things over?

Appointments are always booked nightly between the hours of when I feel and when I dont

x happy to fit in new patients though! Private or NHS? If its NHS my junior doctors, all 6 of them, watch

Yeah .. lets go NHS to start with.. they might learn a thing or two...

Right then missy in the examination room you go x ignore the junior doctors being naked. It's the latest in contamination prevention. Hang your coat on their knobs, I'll be in in a moment;-) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise

Flirt harder and arrange a foursome...."

Whose the fucking doctor here? Oh wait.... .not me either;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl "

Hey!! Wanna be a junior doctor? You're just standing there anyway so do something fucking useful

examination room 1 is occupied, 2 is going to be after this triage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Very very urgent, I am afraid it might run dry and close up if i dont get help soon...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

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over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl

Hey!! Wanna be a junior doctor? You're just standing there anyway so do something fucking useful

examination room 1 is occupied, 2 is going to be after this triage

Is tha code? 1 for vagina, 2 for bum hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl

Hey!! Wanna be a junior doctor? You're just standing there anyway so do something fucking useful

examination room 1 is occupied, 2 is going to be after this triage

Is tha code? 1 for vagina, 2 for bum hole? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent

Very very urgent, I am afraid it might run dry and close up if i dont get help soon... "

Shit! Get this woman on a gurney, 7 inches of PP stat! Start with 1 application every 20 minutes until 6 have been delivered! Dont you worry my dear we will sort this for you x personally lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl

Hey!! Wanna be a junior doctor? You're just standing there anyway so do something fucking useful

examination room 1 is occupied, 2 is going to be after this triage

Is tha code? 1 for vagina, 2 for bum hole? "

Paps in 1, Red in 2! Gonna need more fuckibg rooms at this rate, and junior doctors. My current staff is shit and doesn't even know the codes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl

Hey!! Wanna be a junior doctor? You're just standing there anyway so do something fucking useful

examination room 1 is occupied, 2 is going to be after this triage

Is tha code? 1 for vagina, 2 for bum hole?

Paps in 1, Red in 2! Gonna need more fuckibg rooms at this rate, and junior doctors. My current staff is shit and doesn't even know the codes lol

Wait, so paps for vag and red in the bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Overcrowding we might have to move you both in same exam room, with all the same medical staff of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

Ummmmm, you can keep your "back log" to yourself...!!! Pmsl

Hey!! Wanna be a junior doctor? You're just standing there anyway so do something fucking useful

examination room 1 is occupied, 2 is going to be after this triage

Is tha code? 1 for vagina, 2 for bum hole?

Paps in 1, Red in 2! Gonna need more fuckibg rooms at this rate, and junior doctors. My current staff is shit and doesn't even know the codes lol

Wait, so paps for vag and red in the bum? "

We will make a doctor of you yet Enigman

we need to make patient care the fucking highest mother fucking priority!

Pap, Red you're in good hands........mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right junior doctors.....study this interaction intently.....one handed......dont miss a thing......wheres my phone?...... right and ready x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week!

Well technically she was from Claughton in Birkenhead and took me for £80K

Not a scouser then! Well a plastic one. Just melt her by the fire and get ya money back!"

And there was silly old me thinking that people from Stoke were plastic Scousers

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week!

Well technically she was from Claughton in Birkenhead and took me for £80K

Not a scouser then! Well a plastic one. Just melt her by the fire and get ya money back!

And there was silly old me thinking that people from Stoke were plastic Scousers

Nah they are Wools!

everybody outside of Liverpool is a Wool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise

Why am I giving you advice? You're doing better than me whilst I'm sat here listening to you lot? What's your advice for a old hench bastard with no medical license?

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patience young padwa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

Sounds like a plan, let's go to the room with the windows up top so they can just look down and learn

if they are lucky they may get called in to assist

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week!

Well technically she was from Claughton in Birkenhead and took me for £80K

Not a scouser then! Well a plastic one. Just melt her by the fire and get ya money back!

And there was silly old me thinking that people from Stoke were plastic Scousers

Nah they are Wools!

everybody outside of Liverpool is a Wool

A woolyback complete with phlegm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? X"

Just gotta find a guy who has that fetish and attach a hose and rubber mask! Let fly then Peachy!

dare I ask what you have been eating lately or should I guess the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? X"
u need a cock shaped bum bung

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I got it bad doc as I'm flirting with two women and meeting a third any advise

Why am I giving you advice? You're doing better than me whilst I'm sat here listening to you lot? What's your advice for a old hench bastard with no medical license?

patience young padwa"

Good advice! Wanna be a doctor? Two ladies there need help

add to your dilemma lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor doctor I need your help I have an overwhelming urge to book in with you on an NHS appointment

I'll get the junior doctors on the case! I'm sure I can hire some other fuckers to help with my backlog! I'll just do some triage......how urgent is the need?

She sounds fucking desparate to me

Well you're already in there! Stop wandering the halls bloody naked woman

it's a surgery not a.........naked.......place......of.......nakedness

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

Sounds like a plan, let's go to the room with the windows up top so they can just look down and learn

if they are lucky they may get called in to assist

If I'm providing the examination room I'm bloody assisting lol or at ready watching from the VIP seats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? Xu need a cock shaped bum bung"

I concur with that observation Junior Dr Bestride

but only if the day ends in a Y

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once went out with a Scouser, how can I erase her from my memory?

You cant, they stick like fucking glue and rightly so! Quality girls. Get yourself another few and see me in a week!

Well technically she was from Claughton in Birkenhead and took me for £80K

Not a scouser then! Well a plastic one. Just melt her by the fire and get ya money back!

And there was silly old me thinking that people from Stoke were plastic Scousers

Nah they are Wools!

everybody outside of Liverpool is a Wool

A woolyback complete with phlegm

Natures grosser lube!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?"

Medical or looking for a job?

Private healthcare is one to one with Dr Wolf or one of our supremely talented junior doctors.

NHS you get seen by me but junior doctors are in attendance. Currently have a study group of 6.

You can opt for any care package

Or we are always on the lookout for doctors, I'm not licensed so why should anyone I employ be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?"

He's just in my box.. he won't be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

Sounds like a plan, let's go to the room with the windows up top so they can just look down and learn

if they are lucky they may get called in to assist

If I'm providing the examination room I'm bloody assisting lol or at ready watching from the VIP seats

x "

Oh we are still going to need you on hand for your expertise, direction and guidance

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I just wondered if you could help me Dr Wolf, I seem to be growing an extra set of tits, The new ones look sweet and pert and now my old ones look drippy , can I even the up a bit, I don’t want to look so odd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?

He's just in my box.. he won't be long

I only exit the box when my patient is fully satisfied. It takes as long as it takes. Although I'm very skilled so it might not take too long

lol x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? Xu need a cock shaped bum bung"

What if I trump again and it fires out like a canon and hurts someone?

I might get sued?

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over a year ago

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

Sounds like a plan, let's go to the room with the windows up top so they can just look down and learn

if they are lucky they may get called in to assist

If I'm providing the examination room I'm bloody assisting lol or at ready watching from the VIP seats

Oh we are still going to need you on hand for your expertise, direction and guidance

I'm in demand this eve but seeing as you both are in the same exam room I am always at hand! Or tongue? Or utensils?

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over a year ago

"I just wondered if you could help me Dr Wolf, I seem to be growing an extra set of tits, The new ones look sweet and pert and now my old ones look drippy , can I even the up a bit, I don’t want to look so odd"

That's something we can definitely help with! A DrippyTitEctomy is my speciality! When can we book you in? I have absolutely no expertise in surgery but I'm a damn quick learner! X

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? X

Just gotta find a guy who has that fetish and attach a hose and rubber mask! Let fly then Peachy!

dare I ask what you have been eating lately or should I guess the answer?

Actually I’ve been eating very healthily! I don’t think my bottom likes healthy food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?

He's just in my box.. he won't be long

I only exit the box when my patient is fully satisfied. It takes as long as it takes. Although I'm very skilled so it might not take too long

lol x"

You'll be mentally and physically exhausted after sorting me out.. I'm a complex case

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over a year ago

I'm only a consultant, but my advice, use the old set as a bra for the new ones......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? Xu need a cock shaped bum bung

What if I trump again and it fires out like a canon and hurts someone?

I might get sued?

We will write you a letter saying it's a naturally occurring bum bung and to attempt to sue you would be discrimination ! We got your back Peachy x and I'm sure theres junior docs who would have your front, side, back and mouth too given half the chance

Dr Wolf has no boundaries! Just dont sue me for malpractice. They dont insure me anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Wolfy

I’ve got the pongy trumps!

What if they don’t go away? No man will ever want to meet a human stink bomb!

Oh woe oh woe is me!

Any advice? X

Just gotta find a guy who has that fetish and attach a hose and rubber mask! Let fly then Peachy!

dare I ask what you have been eating lately or should I guess the answer?

Actually I’ve been eating very healthily! I don’t think my bottom likes healthy food!

Unhealthy eating it is then! Fucking vegetables lording it over healthy burgers and pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?

He's just in my box.. he won't be long

I only exit the box when my patient is fully satisfied. It takes as long as it takes. Although I'm very skilled so it might not take too long

lol x

You'll be mentally and physically exhausted after sorting me out.. I'm a complex case

;-) I'm sure my experience at Oxbridge Medical Academy in the town of Fuckknows would prepare me for the task lol x

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over a year ago

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

Sounds like a plan, let's go to the room with the windows up top so they can just look down and learn

if they are lucky they may get called in to assist

If I'm providing the examination room I'm bloody assisting lol or at ready watching from the VIP seats

Oh we are still going to need you on hand for your expertise, direction and guidance

I'm in demand this eve but seeing as you both are in the same exam room I am always at hand! Or tongue? Or utensils?

x "

Yes doctor you will definitely need all of the above and which utensils are you favouring at the moment?

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

That's something we can definitely help with! A DrippyTitEctomy is my speciality! When can we book you in? I have absolutely no expertise in surgery but I'm a damn quick learner! X "

I never wanted a drippyTitedctomy till now

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over a year ago

I'm only a consultant, but my advice, use the old set as a bra for the new ones...... "

You're earning your pay here Dr Enigman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Dr,

I'm new to these surgeries. Can you help?

He's just in my box.. he won't be long

I only exit the box when my patient is fully satisfied. It takes as long as it takes. Although I'm very skilled so it might not take too long

lol x

You'll be mentally and physically exhausted after sorting me out.. I'm a complex case

;-) I'm sure my experience at Oxbridge Medical Academy in the town of Fuckknows would prepare me for the task lol x "

If in doubt blag it...what could possibly go wrong..

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over a year ago

I'm only a consultant, but my advice, use the old set as a bra for the new ones......

You're earning your pay here Dr Enigman!

Isn't Dr Enigman a character from ghost busters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wanna help her out. .I think she needs a girly hand

Ooooh the more hands the better and especially need some girly help, they really know how to help a girl out

Right!!!... lets fuck these quacks off and do one .. I'll sort you out!!!

Sounds like a plan, let's go to the room with the windows up top so they can just look down and learn

if they are lucky they may get called in to assist

If I'm providing the examination room I'm bloody assisting lol or at ready watching from the VIP seats

Oh we are still going to need you on hand for your expertise, direction and guidance

I'm in demand this eve but seeing as you both are in the same exam room I am always at hand! Or tongue? Or utensils?

Yes doctor you will definitely need all of the above and which utensils are you favouring at the moment? "

Pinwheels have great medical application in the relieving of stressors

totally revolutionary technique but it has to be naked as the cool air stimulates the nerves throughout the body. We need them already pricked and tantalise for the pin wheel to do its business

x obviously we shall utilise a thick glass probe inserted into you to measure internals

I find the best technique is to use a 8 inch girthy probe and slide it backwards and forwards whilst occasionally twisting it in slight clockwise movement

x you would need to sign a disclaimer to agree to such novel treatment

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over a year ago

That's something we can definitely help with! A DrippyTitEctomy is my speciality! When can we book you in? I have absolutely no expertise in surgery but I'm a damn quick learner! X

I never wanted a drippyTitedctomy till now

It's to die for!!

lol I have performed 0 of them and had 100% success rate