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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

for a cancellation of a meet

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i have a time machine to build"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one guy gave me the following excuse

parents neighbour died!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""i have a time machine to build" "

femme you need a cock under that heel hun

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

My pet chimpanzee has eaten my car keys....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


""i have a time machine to build"

femme you need a cock under that heel hun "
lol.....i wouldnt trust meself

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain


""i have a time machine to build" "
now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up?

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By *otswbabeCouple
over a year ago

north cornwall

My sister has come to stay unexpectedly

I have an upset stomach

I have a wheat allergy rash

I just run over the cat

I have to drive my friend up to Birmingham

Some friends have arrived unexpectedly to watch rugby on our sky!

I have fallen off my motorcross bike and broken my leg in multiple places

Sadly at least 3 or 4 prooved to be true!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

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Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

Iv just started my period,and????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not cancelled but stood up a couple of times, there excuse was 'I didn't think you would turn up'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to Australia

I wished her the best of luck on her trip

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By *otswbabeCouple
over a year ago

north cornwall

No point, you are too attractive for me and wont like me.

I just found out that my girlfriends pregnant.

I have to go to war.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""i have a time machine to build" now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up? "

It doesn't work does it because if you had built a time machine and it works you would have been able to go back in time and never have to cancel.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!"

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughters gone into labour .

I had that twice in as many weeks from two different ladies , just my luck .

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my toilet duck drowned and i have to organise the funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood."

Not like you to not have a Plan B ?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain


""i have a time machine to build" now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up?

It doesn't work does it because if you had built a time machine and it works you would have been able to go back in time and never have to cancel."
lol

I didn't cancel - we haven't arranged the meet - what I need to do is go forward in time and have the meet we haven't arranged yet ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""i have a time machine to build" now that's unfair, I hadn't arranged to meet with you yet - I was too busy building the machine. Now I'm ready, and have the time (lots of it) when shall we meet up?

It doesn't work does it because if you had built a time machine and it works you would have been able to go back in time and never have to cancel.lol

I didn't cancel - we haven't arranged the meet - what I need to do is go forward in time and have the meet we haven't arranged yet ... "

I think you have a faulty starter on it as its not gone anywhere.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

Not like you to not have a Plan B ? "

Really.... how would you know that?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

Not like you to not have a Plan B ?

Really.... how would you know that?"

He has a time machine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood."

Well if a chap prefers wanking off to porn than getting the real thing, probably not your loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

Not like you to not have a Plan B ?

Really.... how would you know that?"

You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .

What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business .

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"my toilet duck drowned and i have to organise the funeral"

I will have to remember that one

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

Not like you to not have a Plan B ?

Really.... how would you know that?

You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .

What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business ."

I'd met him before.

I got a booty call in the afternoon asking if I fancied meeting later... I had free time so thought why not.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Been let down just the once...

They never bothered with an excuse

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

Not like you to not have a Plan B ?

Really.... how would you know that?

You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .

What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business .

I'd met him before.

I got a booty call in the afternoon asking if I fancied meeting later... I had free time so thought why not.

"

Would you meet him again?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Would you meet him again?"

Don't ask silly questions.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


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Would you meet him again?

Don't ask silly questions."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Would you meet him again?

Don't ask silly questions."

None of your business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching porn all afternoon and I am not in the mood now.

Now that is wierd!!You are gorgeous so their loss!!

No, it was definitly my loss... I was still in the mood.

Not like you to not have a Plan B ?

Really.... how would you know that?

You seem a lot more clued up than be let down by a man that would rather wank on porn .

What you doing arranging meets with these kind of guys , obviously that's none of my business .

I'd met him before.

I got a booty call in the afternoon asking if I fancied meeting later... I had free time so thought why not.

"

The cheek , what a real cunt

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