FabSwingers.com forum: I shall be leaving soon...

By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Tain

.... no, I'm not flouncing off. I am going to invent a swingers' time machine so we can nip forward and backwards in time if we have a timewaster - fast forward to check and rewind time to be in the place we were before we met them.

Thanks to the wonders of physics, if I invent the time machine I shall be straight back!

All I need now is for each forum member who has mentioned the word timewaster in a post to send me £5 to pay for development of the time wasting time machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww but does that include us cos I only mentioned timewasters cos I was well jel we havnt had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funky does it for free

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By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Tain

I've just realised after reading my original post that I should have put 'not met them' instead of implying a meet! this quantum physics is just too much for my little head to comprehend!

Any ladies who feel the need to test out my time machine, I will do personal presentations - and, of course, I will turn up ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have already arranged to meet them then even if you know they are a momentfritterer by travelling forward they've taken a time that you could have used to arrange to meet someone else who wasn't a momentfritterer so really your moments still been frittered away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... no, I'm not flouncing off. I am going to invent a swingers' time machine so we can nip forward and backwards in time if we have a timewaster - fast forward to check and rewind time to be in the place we were before we met them.

Thanks to the wonders of physics, if I invent the time machine I shall be straight back!

All I need now is for each forum member who has mentioned the word timewaster in a post to send me £5 to pay for development of the time wasting time machine.

I love the paradoxes of time travel. If you had invented such a machine you would have already used it and wouldn't have had to tell us before you used that you were about to use it. You have truly wasted time telling us that you are going to invent a time machine to ferret out timewasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"funky does it for free

agree n all you need then is basic teletransporter equipment to get to his garden shed.

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