FabSwingers.com forum: A sad story in 3 words

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Out of milk

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over a year ago

Missed the bus

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over a year ago

Deleted my message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you bored?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot my passport

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I voted leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the office

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Not feeling well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This new name......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went in dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? no biscuits?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Last panda dies

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Stubbed my toe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Car broke down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair between teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you bored?"

On lunch break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle's broken

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

north shields

No meets today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus was late

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Are you bored?

On lunch break "

You are alone?

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Not a fart

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Need a wank

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Got no coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got no booze

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Unlit birthday candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cum to early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got no coffee "

Have tea instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate a fly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wouldn’t stay up

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Unworn best dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum to early "

Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farted on train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are married?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One man clapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog ran away ,

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By *urveLurverMan
over a year ago

Skyview

Left. In silence.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Empty dog basket

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By *erynaughtyMan
over a year ago

Derby

No views today

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By *imply devineWoman
over a year ago

West Cumbria

Not much time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stood up again

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

An unseen smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly need fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold out today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I voted leave

So did we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fart

Going to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot the pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squashed my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Test is positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we're related?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decorators are in

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

It ain't happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Internet is broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lunch break over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetter the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decorators are in"

Your in season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a headache

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By *easeme13Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough Kettering harrowden isham Northampton Milton Keynes

Nobody will meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much Peppa

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

Brexit means brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No new messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No old messages

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ate a fly"

This made me laugh!

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman
over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

My FB died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of a tragic

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Birth Career Death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

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By *ichcockMan
over a year ago

London

No toilet tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pwept.....too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alone, no wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex tonight

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Just not liked

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Birth Career Death"

This is terrifyingly accurate

Need new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just not liked

Would have messaged...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are alone

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Just not liked

No, not true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Work to live

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No hash browns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meal for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found skid marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in?"

Doesn't normally happen

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Out of batteries

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

brexit still annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feminism scares men

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Where's me pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another cock avatar

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Feminism scares men"

Tame Impala Lies

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"No hash browns. "

Meli I had two hash browns today!

Sorry Tame!

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By *an_buryMan
over a year ago

Here

Is that it?

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By *an_buryMan
over a year ago

Here

Are you done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No hash browns.

Meli I had two hash browns today!

Sorry Tame!

Close thread, Babs has ruined it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A selfish lover

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By *an_buryMan
over a year ago

Here

I've had better

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"No hash browns.

Meli I had two hash browns today!

Sorry Tame!

Close thread, Babs has ruined it! "

Stop sulking Tame!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First grey pube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A selfish lover"

Never happened before!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"First grey pube"

Many to come

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A selfish lover

Never happened before!"

so he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my dick .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good moaning campers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A selfish lover

Never happened before!

so he said"

"Profile not available"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’re so vain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Page one regular

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No hash browns.

Meli I had two hash browns today!

Sorry Tame!

Close thread, Babs has ruined it!

Stop sulking Tame! "

Yeah, sulky Tame!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Begging for fabs!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Virgin sues NHS.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"No hash browns.

Meli I had two hash browns today!

Sorry Tame!

Close thread, Babs has ruined it!

Stop sulking Tame!

Yeah, sulky Tame!

I read that as suckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No hash browns.

Meli I had two hash browns today!

Sorry Tame!

Close thread, Babs has ruined it!

Stop sulking Tame!

Yeah, sulky Tame!

I read that as suckle

Picking on me!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Women ruin thread.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

Gt Yarmouth area

"Cum to early "

Where is "early"?

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

Gt Yarmouth area

"brexit still annoying"

Not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum to early

Where is "early"?"

Near Reading, Berks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School Easter holidays.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

No toilet roll

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

No lube left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly for the

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

Gt Yarmouth area

"Cum to early

Where is "early"?

Near Reading, Berks !"

Who's a smarta*se

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sad now

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Tesco

With

Teenagers

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Going to work

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By *ydnNancyCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Left my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my shoe?

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Have you finished yet!

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By *rand GestureMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Shat when farting.

Chicken on pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should never happen

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's been raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain stops play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been raining"

That is sad

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not three words but I always find this six word story really sad

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

Its attributed to Ernest Hemingway.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"Not three words but I always find this six word story really sad

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

Its attributed to Ernest Hemingway."

Very sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not three words but I always find this six word story really sad

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

Its attributed to Ernest Hemingway.

Very sad

Truly

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Corbyn in power

Boris Johnson PM

Three month deployment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog died

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lost the number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bad kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost the number"

Here's my number..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more music

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By *ambornemanMan
over a year ago

In your town now

I am pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children always bickering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a mint?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Virgin until death

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"It's been raining

That is sad"

All feckin day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"School Easter holidays."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies ruin friendships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really really horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t suck me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Is it in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too far away

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

It's only Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

all in tho ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

tip to balls ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

are you sure ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

doesn't feel like

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

try once more ?

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Wife caught me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

sad for you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Returning to celibacy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

balls are massive !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit means Brexit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

education, education, education

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Oh, shes dead

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Granny's slippers stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The winner is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/19 17:22:22]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Granny's slippers stink.

jealousy is ugly.....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Knob fell off...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

He didn't return.

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